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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention? |
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
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Send a spam mail to all of them asking if they'd like you join you for some hubba hubba thrust. That'll sort the keepers from the weepers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
Send a spam mail to all of them asking if they'd like you join you for some hubba hubba thrust. That'll sort the keepers from the weepers "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I'm going to make it 5...
You are more than welcome to, but I may not be able to get to it right away.
Sure you understand haha sent.."
We do have a short memory don't we? you was one of the original 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well it was a bank holiday yesterday...you had the whole day to deal with at least a couple of them! if you chose to go out enjoying yourself instead of getting your head down and applying yourself then you have no one else to blame! women have a lot of spare time once our housework is done, so no wonder we spend most of it blanket bombing anyone in a 100 mile radius ! it's very disheartening though when we hear men complaining about the deluge of messages, makes us almost not want to bother! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.
Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then  "
You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say. |
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"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.
Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then
You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.
Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then
You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.
Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel""
How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do? |
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"
1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.
2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.
3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.
Glad to help mate 
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"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.
Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then
You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.
Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel"
How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do?"
Yaaaaay! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.
2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.
3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.
Glad to help mate
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I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]
Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit  "
Come on Piece of cake, you can do it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]
Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit
Come on Piece of cake, you can do it."
I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sorry to hear that mate.
It happens to all of us at one time or another.
I get so flustered and start having nightmares on how I can ever reply to all them. Lol
Fab inbox mails should have an auto reply function.
My auto reply would say "I'm still recovering from a message last month. Please be patient with me" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]
Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit
Come on Piece of cake, you can do it.
I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE!"
I believe in you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry to hear that mate.
It happens to all of us at one time or another.
I get so flustered and start having nightmares on how I can ever reply to all them. Lol
Fab inbox mails should have an auto reply function.
My auto reply would say "I'm still recovering from a message last month. Please be patient with me" lol"
This is an idea! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]
Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit
Come on Piece of cake, you can do it.
I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE!
I believe in you."
Fuck it, I'm going UNLOS |
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.
2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.
3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.
Glad to help mate
I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate "
No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.
2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.
3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.
Glad to help mate
I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate
No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages "
I wouldnt mind, but they're mainly one liners with pictures of their fanny at different angles, come on women, have some imagination, I'm not a piece of meat |
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"I've had 4 so far this month... all polite rejections though  "
Polite rejections? Can you send me who you mailed, so I can say hello, would love a polite reply. HAHA.
All I get is silent ones.....
(The above statement may or may not be true, but if your at the university of Australia and want my pics, fuck off)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"INUNDATED!! Four in a month OP!!?
I've done much better than that. OK they were from men but I managed to turn them all down within my busy schedule of being rejected by women."
It's hard mate, all men want to be me, all women want to be with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"
Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"
Yeah, the women on here are just relentless and don't leave the men alone, do they! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
Yeah, the women on here are just relentless and don't leave the men alone, do they! "
These women just don't understand do they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero "
It's more of a curse than a gift. But it's a curse I'll bare so no one else has to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero
It's more of a curse than a gift. But it's a curse I'll bare so no one else has to "
You've changed |
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"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.
Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then
You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.
Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel"
How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do?
Yaaaaay! "
He would use his supersonic sonar hearing to help him |
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"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.
I don't think inundated is the word for it.
I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?
1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.
2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.
3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.
Glad to help mate
I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate
No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages
I wouldnt mind, but they're mainly one liners with pictures of their fanny at different angles, come on women, have some imagination, I'm not a piece of meat "
FFS! Save us from the fanny pics! Don't they know all fannies look the same? It's their faces I'm interested in, why don't they understand? If we arrange a social in a cafe somewhere , are they going to flash their gash in public so i recognize them? |
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"when you get 5 messages a month you know your doing well 
Its pointless mate. Impossible to keep up with "
I know... I feel your pain .. thinking of hiring a secretary to deal with the backlog... I've got a budget of 70k |
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