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"Right then, pizza & porn. " Perfect night in. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in." What time ya coming over then? | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then?" 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. " Cowa-fucking-bunga. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight " We'll be millionaires Rodders | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Cowa-fucking-bunga." Heroes in a half shell, they're on a mission | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight " | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders " We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps " Don't forget the out of date mini twix. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix." I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow " Last of the big spenders | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow Last of the big spenders " Only the best for you, peachy | |||
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"Hey I don't think I've actually officially said hi to the lounge! Waves*" *waves back like a woman possesed... or a chimp going nuts, they're both pretty similar* | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow Last of the big spenders Only the best for you, peachy " Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow Last of the big spenders Only the best for you, peachy Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it." Who needs lube? Sausage and corridor come to mind | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow Last of the big spenders Only the best for you, peachy Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it. Who needs lube? Sausage and corridor come to mind " cheeky swine | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight We'll be millionaires Rodders We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps Don't forget the out of date mini twix. I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow Last of the big spenders Only the best for you, peachy Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it. Who needs lube? Sausage and corridor come to mind cheeky swine " Me? Never! | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time " Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap " I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now. | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now." Yeah course you do. If you've been awake 3 hours I'd say you're overdue for a nap! | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now." As if you're questioning your deservedness of a nap. Everyone deserves a nap. | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF?" I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy " Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? " I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. " Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? " Well you can't send laughing voice clips | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? Well you can't send laughing voice clips " Harsh. | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? Well you can't send laughing voice clips Harsh. " She's a bitch, isnt she! | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx" Love you, sweet dreamsies | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies " love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well " I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon." think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye " But then I might miss some fun stuff | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye But then I might miss some fun stuff " do as youre bloody well told young girl xx | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye But then I might miss some fun stuff do as youre bloody well told young girl xx " Yes nanna. What time are you off to work? I'll set my alarm to get back up | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye But then I might miss some fun stuff do as youre bloody well told young girl xx Yes nanna. What time are you off to work? I'll set my alarm to get back up " kids huh | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour " Safe journey home lovely x | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour " Safe travels | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour " Have a safe journey home x | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour " bring a bagfull of sunshine home please - its kinda grey here today | |||
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"Thank you ladies, I'll try and bring sunshine but I have a feeling you might have to settle for my sunny disposition " And duty free perfume? | |||
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"right of i pop - see you all tonight - maybe a quick peep on my break " Have a cracking day xx | |||
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"Thank you ladies, I'll try and bring sunshine but I have a feeling you might have to settle for my sunny disposition And duty free perfume? " Nah it's cheaper online | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour " I'm headed there now | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour I'm headed there now " Me too | |||
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"G'morning. I'm late to work! And sizzles from too much sun yesterday Anyone with cool hands free to apply some after sun please?... " You do mine and I'll do yours | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour I'm headed there now Me too " Tomorrow for us | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour I'm headed there now Me too Tomorrow for us " Safe flying y'all | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant " No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please " I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? " Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. " That god for that! When I typed the comment I wondered if the postman was for the porn you mentioned yesterday I like your deliveries | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. That god for that! When I typed the comment I wondered if the postman was for the porn you mentioned yesterday I like your deliveries " Ahhh! That's brill, I'd forgotten about that | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system " I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! " Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked? I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! " It's irrelevant anyone coz you know some prick will throw a socks on Sat and you'll get called in to cover the shift anyway | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked? I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief " | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked? I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief " What? I give good advice | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? Oh go on then, get it out of your system I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked? I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief " Stress relief definitely needed! And now certain people dont know how to make film for us to make things with! Stupid people everywhere | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy " Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff " Arsehole bloody mean to me you are | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are " I know | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know " I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print " Hahahahahah id like to see you try | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print " I'll hold him down whilst you do | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do " Your fucked kid! | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! " I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. " Oh we can | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can " Don't you bleeding start | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. " You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope " Underestimate us at your peril! | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope Underestimate us at your peril! " | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope Underestimate us at your peril! " I got my delivery today and I ain't afraid to use it. Roar. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start " My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope Underestimate us at your peril! I got my delivery today and I ain't afraid to use it. Roar. " Bring it on, see what you get. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous " Bring it beeyatch | |||
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" I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Bring it beeyatch " Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will | |||
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" I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Bring it beeyatch Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will" Fighting talk right there | |||
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" I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Bring it beeyatch Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will" Hope you enjoyed you're steak bake. | |||
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" I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Bring it beeyatch Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will Hope you enjoyed you're steak bake. " It was that good, I've lost all need to antagonise the tiny pirate | |||
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"Bet ya can't guess what I need? " Pizza. | |||
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"Bet ya can't guess what I need? " Scissors? | |||
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"A poo! Well I did, but it climbed back up One for later The turtle didn't fancy a swim " He was scared of splinter and gone back up to get the rest of the group. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous " Your baby cakes has landed safely | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Your baby cakes has landed safely " | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff Arsehole bloody mean to me you are I know I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print I'll hold him down whilst you do Your fucked kid! I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. Oh we can Don't you bleeding start My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment This could be dangerous Your baby cakes has landed safely " Aww ... you two | |||
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"I've finally, safely landed on my dinner break... Only 9 hours into my shift Slave labour! " My own fault really, decided to tackle a big changeover of a job 10 minutes before I was originally going to go... | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? " That's a shame, I liked her. I will just go quietly. There one minute, gone the next. | |||
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"I think I'll go abruptly. Having written that, I'll probably do the opposite, stretch it out with a goodbye thread, try and talk others to leave with me in a mass exodus. " This I can believe | |||
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"I think I'll go abruptly. Having written that, I'll probably do the opposite, stretch it out with a goodbye thread, try and talk others to leave with me in a mass exodus. " One of those "when my membership expires, im off" dealies? When it actually expires in 3 weeks? | |||
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"I think I'll go abruptly. Having written that, I'll probably do the opposite, stretch it out with a goodbye thread, try and talk others to leave with me in a mass exodus. One of those "when my membership expires, im off" dealies? When it actually expires in 3 weeks? " Damn, has it been done before? | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? That's a shame, I liked her. I will just go quietly. There one minute, gone the next. " Yes it is a shame, you're going nowhere lady | |||
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"I think I'll go abruptly. Having written that, I'll probably do the opposite, stretch it out with a goodbye thread, try and talk others to leave with me in a mass exodus. One of those "when my membership expires, im off" dealies? When it actually expires in 3 weeks? " At least | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? " Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess " You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. " I just annoyed everyone when I did that SOTK | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. I just annoyed everyone when I did that SOTK " Who? MrBee | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. I just annoyed everyone when I did that SOTK Who? MrBee" | |||
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"Guys guys, look at my new pic. See if you can fathom what is in my hair Unicorn cum. " Close but not quite | |||
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"Guys guys, look at my new pic. See if you can fathom what is in my hair Unicorn cum. Close but not quite" Candy floss | |||
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"Guys guys, look at my new pic. See if you can fathom what is in my hair Unicorn cum. Close but not quite Candy floss " Nope | |||
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"Have you beheaded a troll and used its hair? No. Do ya give in?" Anne Robinsons pubes? Go on then you smug monkey | |||
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"Have you beheaded a troll and used its hair? No. Do ya give in?" Didn't Tequila mockingbird have that colour hair....not seen her around for a while....... | |||
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"I shall tell you. It's clean. This is very important. It's the tail that fell off my butt plug hahahahahaaa I'm crying here " | |||
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"I shall tell you. It's clean. This is very important. It's the tail that fell off my butt plug hahahahahaaa I'm crying here " Your supposed to where itbat the other end! | |||
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"I shall tell you. It's clean. This is very important. It's the tail that fell off my butt plug hahahahahaaa I'm crying here Your supposed to where itbat the other end! " It fell off! I don't have any no nails so I thought fuck it | |||
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"I shall tell you. It's clean. This is very important. It's the tail that fell off my butt plug hahahahahaaa I'm crying here Your supposed to where itbat the other end! It fell off! I don't have any no nails so I thought fuck it " Could you not plait it into your bum hair? | |||
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"I shall tell you. It's clean. This is very important. It's the tail that fell off my butt plug hahahahahaaa I'm crying here Your supposed to where itbat the other end! .......so I thought fuck it " Isn't that what you thought when you wanted to buy it? | |||
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"You gotta admit, it's funny as fuck I fabbed it " . So did I. | |||
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"You gotta admit, it's funny as fuck I fabbed it . So did I. " That's coz you know it's special hahah | |||
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"You gotta admit, it's funny as fuck I fabbed it . So did I. That's coz you know it's special hahah" We know your special | |||
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"and im back on here - long two days - but tomorrow is payday and the daughter is taking me out to lunch" Been waiting for you | |||
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"and im back on here - long two days - but tomorrow is payday and the daughter is taking me out to lunch Been waiting for you " i bet you have - wht mischief have you been up to today whilst ive been out - be a goodun and make the old girl a coffee then maybe a beck rub to start with | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. I just annoyed everyone when I did that SOTK Who? MrBee " I always notice when you go | |||
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"I'm eating my bodyweight in doritos and chocolate " I'm eating toast with proper bread and butter. How I missed food Chocolate would be good,I may have an eating day tomorrow. | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. I just annoyed everyone when I did that SOTK Who? MrBee I always notice when you go " I will give you your due there lovely. You do notice | |||
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"I'm eating my bodyweight in doritos and chocolate I'm eating toast with proper bread and butter. How I missed food Chocolate would be good,I may have an eating day tomorrow. " Yeah I'm having a fat day today as I should have had a meet. Consoling myself with food instead | |||
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"I'm eating my bodyweight in doritos and chocolate I'm eating toast with proper bread and butter. How I missed food Chocolate would be good,I may have an eating day tomorrow. Yeah I'm having a fat day today as I should have had a meet. Consoling myself with food instead " Boooo. | |||
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"Morning wafflers Can I have ketchup with my waffle please? " You can have whatever you like lovely | |||
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"Morning wafflers Can I have ketchup with my waffle please? You can have whatever you like lovely " Cheers. I'd like them now please, I don't normally have breakfast but all I've eaten in the last 2 days is a chocolate cornflake cake and I think I'm getting hungry | |||
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"Morning wafflers Can I have ketchup with my waffle please? You can have whatever you like lovely Cheers. I'd like them now please, I don't normally have breakfast but all I've eaten in the last 2 days is a chocolate cornflake cake and I think I'm getting hungry " I'd be chewing my own arm off Or just cooking something I'll squeeze them through the internets for you | |||
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"Morning wafflers Can I have ketchup with my waffle please? You can have whatever you like lovely Cheers. I'd like them now please, I don't normally have breakfast but all I've eaten in the last 2 days is a chocolate cornflake cake and I think I'm getting hungry I'd be chewing my own arm off Or just cooking something I'll squeeze them through the internets for you" I have hungry days where I'll eat anything that looks remotely edible and then I go the next few days without even thinking about food. I think today is gonna be a hungry day. | |||
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"Morning. I have a lunch date with a Forumite buddy today but I woke up with a cold. I'm going to be sneezing all over him. Oh, and where is the sun? Should I go? " Give him the choice. Tell him you're a snot pot and let him take his chances, that's if you're feeling well enough | |||
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