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How d'ya like your eggs in the morning?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell put it, how d'ya like your eggs in the morning?
Boiled, fried...up or down, or with a kiss?
The saucepan is coming up to boil, the frying pan is sizzling...orders please!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.  "
Just had to Google shakshuka!!
Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!
Can I get you a brew instead? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.
Just had to Google shakshuka!!
Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!
Can I get you a brew instead?"
What?! Geez at least post a warning in your OP that's it's a greasy spoon!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.
Just had to Google shakshuka!!
Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!
Can I get you a brew instead?
What?! Geez at least post a warning in your OP that's it's a greasy spoon! "
It's a posh greasy spoon! And my sourdough starter is past its 'use by' date  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fried egg yolks for about 30 seconds are perfect.
The whites are shit so don't bother frying that stuff."
I'll pass the comments about the egg whites on to the hens but I know what they're going to say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t yolk with me
You’re poaching my best yolks
Happy Fry-day!
Don’t be such a chicken
Stay on the sunny side up
That’s cracking
Let’s hatch a plan
Omelettin’ this slide
Shell shock
You’re such a rotten egg
I’m scrambled
I might whisk it!
You’re so hard boiled
Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes  |
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"Fried egg yolks for about 30 seconds are perfect.
The whites are shit so don't bother frying that stuff.
I'll pass the comments about the egg whites on to the hens but I know what they're going to say!"
Cluck off ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea. "
Certainly...
How hot do you like your chillies? |
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"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.
Certainly...
How hot do you like your chillies?"
I love all types of chilli but the thin, hot and spicy ones are delicious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.
Certainly...
How hot do you like your chillies?
I love all types of chilli but the thin, hot and spicy ones are delicious. "
Take a seat and I'll bring it over when ready... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scrambled
Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!
Thankyou "
My pleasure.
Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?
Payment in kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrambled
Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!
Thankyou
My pleasure.
Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?
Payment in kind "
Omg I knew there was a catch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scrambled
Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!
Thankyou
My pleasure.
Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?
Payment in kind
Omg I knew there was a catch "
There's a wooden step to stand on if the sink is too high |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boiled for me please with 2 slices of buttery toast cut into soldiers.
I boil mine for 3 mins 43 seconds "
Very precise!
Stop watch running...
Toast cut...
Is that with a gin?
;-) |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Boiled for me please with 2 slices of buttery toast cut into soldiers.
I boil mine for 3 mins 43 seconds
Very precise!
Stop watch running...
Toast cut...
Is that with a gin?
;-)"
Bit early for that, maybe later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eggs Florentine please, or scrambled, with flakes of smoked salmon and a little cram, on buttered wholemeal toast.
I'm impressed that you are not using a commercial 'scrambled egg' product."
No salmon but there are some sardines in the fridge left over from yesterday. Can wash the tomato sauce off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrambled
Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!
Thankyou
My pleasure.
Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?
Payment in kind
Omg I knew there was a catch
There's a wooden step to stand on if the sink is too high"
What are you trying to say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My favorite is over easy with salt and pepper.
But lately I've been eating scrambled with feta cheese crumbled on top. "
Don't have any feta cheese but...no I won't even go there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only 2 things I can eat in the morning, cold pizza and jizz. Not at the same time mind."
Cold pizza isn't on the menu. Jizz can be by prior arrangement |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!"
Hard it is then!
Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'
Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves on"
dunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'
Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves ondunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves"
Smart arse!!
And peachy... |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!
Hard it is then!
Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?
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Haha, are we still talking yolks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!
Hard it is then!
Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?
Haha, are we still talking yolks?"
Of course! What did you think I meant? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!"
Take a seat opposite Miss.Red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'
Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves ondunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves
Smart arse!!
And peachy..."
*curtsey* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fried... with bacon, sausages, beans, fried mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, bubble & squeak, toast and a latté.
...and a lamb koftè. XD
- Amy. x"
Full English coming up...once my washerupper has done the dishwasher I'll ask her to pop down to Waitrose for the koftè thingymajig. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fried... with bacon, sausages, beans, fried mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, bubble & squeak, toast and a latté.
...and a lamb koftè. XD
- Amy. x
Full English coming up...once my washerupper has done the dishwasher I'll ask her to pop down to Waitrose for the koftè thingymajig."
Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco |
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I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!
Take a seat opposite Miss.Red
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Second thoughts, maybe not... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli. "
Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.
Can I offer you a round of toast on the house? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!
Take a seat opposite Miss.Red
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And yes it does [look big] |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco
Just cos you want the clubcard points!!
Yea ...whats wrong with that  "
Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco
Just cos you want the clubcard points!!
Yea ...whats wrong with that
Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!"
Yep .....and |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco
Just cos you want the clubcard points!!
Yea ...whats wrong with that
Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!
Yep .....and "
Customers are waiting! |
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"I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli.
Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.
Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?
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Aaah that's very nice of you, but what I'll do first if you like is go and give your washer upper a hand as many hands make light work and then when we're back on track, I'll take you up on the toast offer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli.
Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.
Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?
Aaah that's very nice of you, but what I'll do first if you like is go and give your washer upper a hand as many hands make light work and then when we're back on track, I'll take you up on the toast offer. "
I would give her a hand but she's still down at Tescos.
Fancy grabbing an apron? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a cake
Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?"
Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In a cake
Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?
Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece! "
Only if you swallow it whole...in one go...and no gagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a cake
Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?
Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece!
Only if you swallow it whole...in one go...and no gagging"
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"I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli.
Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.
Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?
Aaah that's very nice of you, but what I'll do first if you like is go and give your washer upper a hand as many hands make light work and then when we're back on track, I'll take you up on the toast offer.
I would give her a hand but she's still down at Tescos.
Fancy grabbing an apron? "
Ok will do but don't want to take anyone's job just lend a helping hand in the interim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco
Just cos you want the clubcard points!!
Yea ...whats wrong with that
Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!
Yep .....and
Customers are waiting!"
Then get another helper ...i am checking out the chocolate aisle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok will do but don't want to take anyone's job just lend a helping hand in the interim "
Thanks, she will be gone for at least another hour.
Any good at baking? The lady with the fluttering eyes wants a cream pie at 2.30.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam "
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere..."
Fresh cream would be a bonus! None of that squirty rubbish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere..."
Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...
Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do "
Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher
I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...
Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do
Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher
I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream."
Can I have some of the extra cream to squirt in your face please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!
Chocolate or vanilla sponge?
Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam
FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!
I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?
Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...
Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do
Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher
I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream.
Can I have some of the extra cream to squirt in your face please "
Think I should reach |
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"As Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell put it, how d'ya like your eggs in the morning?
Boiled, fried...up or down, or with a kiss?
The saucepan is coming up to boil, the frying pan is sizzling...orders please!!"
what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?
2x fried please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?
2x fried please xx"
You've just made it...
I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?
2x fried please xx
You've just made it...
I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!"
Omg health and safety issue here .... using the same tea towel to clear up cream and do 2xfried eggs tut tut  |
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what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?
2x fried please xx
You've just made it...
I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!
Omg health and safety issue here .... using the same tea towel to clear up cream and do 2xfried eggs tut tut "
thanks for pointing that out - I didn't want to say anything but thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Used to be scrambled now I have them poached using my new toaster which also poaches eggs at the same time.
The future is here!"
This is a greasy spoon not Tomorrow's World!!
Note to younger customers: Tomorrow's World was a BBC series that predicted and showcased technology in the future. As a rule they got it wrong! |
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"Used to be scrambled now I have them poached using my new toaster which also poaches eggs at the same time.
The future is here!
This is a greasy spoon not Tomorrow's World!!
Note to younger customers: Tomorrow's World was a BBC series that predicted and showcased technology in the future. As a rule they got it wrong!"
they did get one thing right |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Eggs Benedict
Coming up...any toast or tea with that?
You just got out of bed?"
No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eggs Benedict
Coming up...any toast or tea with that?
You just got out of bed?
No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx "
You're an angel! This is on the house xx |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Eggs Benedict
Coming up...any toast or tea with that?
You just got out of bed?
No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx
You're an angel! This is on the house xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!
Take a seat opposite Miss.Red
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O miss Red!! How about if the toast was swapped for fresh salmon , dill and a ever so dlightly runny egg complimented with fresh orange???? |
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