"bet you are till getting messages saying how you sound like the type of woman they want to meet though  "
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"Is this a look at me thread?
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Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl.
I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks.....
I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here.
I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too.
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"Is this a look at me thread?
Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl.
I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks.....
I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here.
I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too.
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You know me, I don't give advice on profiles anymore, as I believe survival is the fittest.  |
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx"
Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx |
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"Is this a look at me thread?
Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl.
I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks.....
I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here.
I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too.
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You know me, I don't give advice on profiles anymore, as I believe survival is the fittest. "
You keep surviving Pearl ...... xxxx |
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"I actually prefer it to your old one
What was wrong with the old one ?
Ya really have ta ask?  "
Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful.
I'm sweeter these days .... |
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx
Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx"
please refrain from mentioning yummy chocolate bars. I can't bear it. |
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"I actually prefer it to your old one
What was wrong with the old one ?
Ya really have ta ask?
Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful.
I'm sweeter these days ...."
Bugger I was right ya were abducted and probed by aliens xx  |
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"I actually prefer it to your old one
What was wrong with the old one ?
Ya really have ta ask?
Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful.
I'm sweeter these days ....
Bugger I was right ya were abducted and probed by aliens xx "
musta bin good if she came back sweeter.  |
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx
Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx
please refrain from mentioning yummy chocolate bars. I can't bear it."
Are there any unyummy ones ? |
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"great read fantastic profile
fancy a meet?
Yes please Who you got lined up for me ?
me baby "
Okay Jaqs....... im on my way. Have to let you know that I can't drive - or read.....so I may be some time...... Oh .....and im skint. |
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Hi sexy girl
Just read your profile you sound very interesting and I think we would be perfect together
Your pictures are gorgeous and I know I am only 18 but I have years of experience and seem much older than my actual age
Please please please message me back so we can meet immediately xxxx
Pmsl |
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"Hi sexy girl
Just read your profile you sound very interesting and I think we would be perfect together
Your pictures are gorgeous and I know I am only 18 but I have years of experience and seem much older than my actual age
Please please please message me back so we can meet immediately xxxx
Pmsl "
oi Oi oi ..... no forty three year old women posing as virginal males please !
Oh okay .... come on down ! |
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"Ok read and reread your profile, its a little on the long side, to many words, think you need to shorten it a little, oh a few pics wouldn't go amiss, but apart from that, when are free? "
Thanks for your advice. I will shorten it right away ...... I don't need pics as I am a DEAD RINGER for the bull dog on the meat tin..... When am I free ? I'd never charge a friend. Call it the luck of the irish x |
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"Ok read and reread your profile, its a little on the long side, to many words, think you need to shorten it a little, oh a few pics wouldn't go amiss, but apart from that, when are free?
Thanks for your advice. I will shorten it right away ...... I don't need pics as I am a DEAD RINGER for the bull dog on the meat tin..... When am I free ? I'd never charge a friend. Call it the luck of the irish x"
Is that the bull dog that is chewing a wasp? glad to here your gonna be a freebie |
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx
Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx"
private lessos??? where was i during that party FFS!!!! |
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"Have you not received sufficient advice or inspirations to update your profile yet?
You could always have a pic!
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Know what Pearl. You are right.....
Just the one mind....... Got some thinking to do now.....
Maybe just ONE sentence too .......
Like ? |
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"Have you not received sufficient advice or inspirations to update your profile yet?
You could always have a pic!
Know what Pearl. You are right.....
Just the one mind....... Got some thinking to do now.....
Maybe just ONE sentence too .......
Like ? "
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It can be a very loooooooooooog sentence! |
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse
He's retired Fuss. The only thing he licks now is the back of the Queens head. "
Errr not quite lol I'm retired not dead pmsl xx |
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"I love you Granny, and I'm straight!
Had me in stitches reading this thread, thanks
lends your brassiere....."
Its a bikini but fine, want my face pics too? |
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"I love you Granny, and I'm straight!
Had me in stitches reading this thread, thanks
lends your brassiere.....
Its a bikini but fine, want my face pics too?"
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nah..... you got any good lookin' ones pls ? |
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"One sentence: Super sexy Scouse Silhouette, seriously seeking some stupendously solid swinging shags.... ( Saturdays... Some Sundays...) "
Well I am using that ........ thank you ..... but only the true bits.. |
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"One sentence: Super sexy Scouse Silhouette, seriously seeking some stupendously solid swinging shags.... ( Saturdays... Some Sundays...)
Well I am using that ........ thank you ..... but only the true bits.."
Wasnt sure about your Sundays....
But.... The rest holds water..;-) |
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar.
you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance "
Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic... |
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar.
you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance
Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic..."
Yeah ..... It's my picture of Porny N Gay..... geddit ... ? Geddit .... Porny N Gay ...... |
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar.
you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance
Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic...
Yeah ..... It's my picture of Porny N Gay..... geddit ... ? Geddit .... Porny N Gay ...... "
Nice one Oscar Granny... |
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"Did someone say Gay?
As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
and I step forward and take a bow..
whilst i am half way down, might as well suck
Any fluff in there ? "
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"Did someone say Gay?
As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
and I step forward and take a bow..
whilst i am half way down, might as well suck
Any fluff in there ?
fluffing my speciality"
You are so talented..... yet ..... so modest.... |
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