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Insults or insulting phrases - do your worst!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've found out some rather unsavoury news about a now ex playmate. Am not getting into a fight with him about it and have just blocked, deleted all photos/contact details etc and am walking away.
Please post below with your favourite insults or insulting phrases to cheer me up  I'm not going to speak to him but if I did and could really let loose, what put down could you recommend?!
Do your worst!  |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
Your mother never needed to pretend she had a migrane after you were born.
You were the cause of many a real headache.
I bet your da wished he had just pulled his wire that evening and acted to be in a real deep sleep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your arse jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
This is actually so perfect for the circumstances "
Sums it up perfecrly!!! I *almost* want to unblock long enough to send it then reblock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use these ones alot.
"You're kind of like Rapunzel. Except, instead of letting down your hair you just let everyone down in your life"
"Better versions of you ran down your mother's leg" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you a cheese maker... because you've got a face that can curdle milk
Fuzz
Yeah he has!!"
To put some context to this reply - nerd-girl seeing my original post prompted us to discover that the fella I posted about had been stringing not just us two, but at least one other, along! So he is now very much binned thanks to the power of the fab forum!
The forum has saved us both a heck of a lot of time, emotional investment, and money that we spent on this idiot!
And yes, his face is a tough one to cope with - I particularly liked the bulldog licking a stinging nettle comment above |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you a cheese maker... because you've got a face that can curdle milk
Fuzz
Yeah he has!!
To put some context to this reply - nerd-girl seeing my original post prompted us to discover that the fella I posted about had been stringing not just us two, but at least one other, along! So he is now very much binned thanks to the power of the fab forum!
The forum has saved us both a heck of a lot of time, emotional investment, and money that we spent on this idiot!
And yes, his face is a tough one to cope with - I particularly liked the bulldog licking a stinging nettle comment above "
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I once got into a little contretemps with my, not quite, ex-wife and the guy who is now her husband, a conversation her beau was stoking.
I just said to him "You'll remember this for the rest of your life with ****" He looked at me with his vacant eyes and said "Wha?"
"Every time you kiss her, just remember, my knob's been in there!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you a cheese maker... because you've got a face that can curdle milk
Fuzz
Yeah he has!!
To put some context to this reply - nerd-girl seeing my original post prompted us to discover that the fella I posted about had been stringing not just us two, but at least one other, along! So he is now very much binned thanks to the power of the fab forum!
The forum has saved us both a heck of a lot of time, emotional investment, and money that we spent on this idiot!
And yes, his face is a tough one to cope with - I particularly liked the bulldog licking a stinging nettle comment above "
That insult goes, 'a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp whilst pissing on nettles', down our way
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I've found out some rather unsavoury news about a now ex playmate. Am not getting into a fight with him about it and have just blocked, deleted all photos/contact details etc and am walking away.
Please post below with your favourite insults or insulting phrases to cheer me up I'm not going to speak to him but if I did and could really let loose, what put down could you recommend?!
Do your worst! "
was it me? |
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