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over a year ago
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"sossies done , bacon done, took the egg out the box.....put box away went to crack egg...
Gone ! Where t F..... did my egg go ?
Just in case you are worried...other eggs were available."
Looks like she is a Early bird  |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
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It must have hatched and flown away. |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
In the kettle?"
No but what a fooking genius idea for boiling an egg and making cawfee at the same time. |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
In the kettle?
No but what a fooking genius idea for boiling an egg and making cawfee at the same time."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found it eventually.
Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you  "
U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP.  |
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"I found it eventually.
Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you
U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP. "
Oh for fucks hake! I am not shellfish. Stop carping on.....
I found it in the ........ |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
It must have hatched and flown away."
It wouldn't have got far,,,,
I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ? |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
It must have hatched and flown away.
It wouldn't have got far,,,,
I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ? "
Soxy truth ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
It must have hatched and flown away.
It wouldn't have got far,,,,
I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?
Soxy truth !"
As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,, |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I found it eventually.
Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you
U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP.
Oh for fucks hake! I am not shellfish. Stop carping on.....
I found it in the ........ "
Ohhhhh you tease, if you don't peel & reveal the whereabouts of the lost eggsplorer...we may have a roe over this. |
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
It must have hatched and flown away.
It wouldn't have got far,,,,
I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?
Soxy truth !
As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,, "
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken cos the HE was a good egg.
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"Did you look behind the kettle?
Eggsackly what I thought.
Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !
It must have hatched and flown away.
It wouldn't have got far,,,,
I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......
Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?
Soxy truth !
As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,,
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken cos the HE was a good egg.
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Pullet the other one Gwanny....
Everyone knows a he chicken is a Cockerel .....
Oh I do enjoy these eggcellent rambling Rooster Doisters  |
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"Don't egg me on. Do I get the nest egg ?
Don't you go getting egghausted at your age 
oooooooo a comedi-hen eh ?
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An egg..stra special one....I know special needs  |
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