"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.
Just some toast for me please "
Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)
Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day? |
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I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.  |
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"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.
Just some toast for me please
Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)
Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day?"
I'll get the bunkers ready 
I'll have some lemon curd today I think. Sodor is wonderfully sunny. The Fat Controller is very happy |
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"Can I have tea and toast please honey?
What's normal btw? "
Lots of toast this morning, I have delightful little roast racks
Normal...it's subjective and probably not going to happen but we can pretend.
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"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey. "
Oh a beast, sure thing you.
6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?
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"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.
Just some toast for me please
Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)
Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day?
I'll get the bunkers ready
I'll have some lemon curd today I think. Sodor is wonderfully sunny. The Fat Controller is very happy "
And how are those filthy carriages?
Tin hats too if you please |
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"Coffee, orange juice and eggs benedict for me please...
And how are you this morning - looking perky, I must say! "
Oh I may join you for some coffee. I'm very well thanks lovely, yourself?
Perky is an illusion |
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"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast "
We've spoken about this 
It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in  
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"Coffee, orange juice and eggs benedict for me please...
And how are you this morning - looking perky, I must say!
Oh I may join you for some coffee. I'm very well thanks lovely, yourself?
Perky is an illusion "
Of course - pull up a chair.
The illusion is working well, I must say...! |
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"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
We've spoken about this
It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in
Would you like a tea? Pink tea? "
Oooh sminky pinky tea! |
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"is this some sort of cafe roleplay  "
Ah c'mon! It's only full grown adults indulging in a tiny bit of willing suspension of disbelief. Happens all the time on here in case you hadn't noticed |
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"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
We've spoken about this
It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in
Would you like a tea? Pink tea?
Oooh sminky pinky tea! "
Guaranteed to confuse waitresses |
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"Poached eggs x brown toast please Honey, with a lovely cup of tea xx
I do make a good brew. Are you well?"
Very well thank you Miss Honey, lovely brew x |
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"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey
Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?"
The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x |
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"is this some sort of cafe roleplay
Ah c'mon! It's only full grown adults indulging in a tiny bit of willing suspension of disbelief. Happens all the time on here in case you hadn't noticed "
And it's me, I do what the hell I like and get away with it because I do this and I have magnificent breasts (someone told me that yesterday)  |
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"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey
Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?
The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x"
I do, they won't let me though so I may take to spoiling ladies instead. |
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"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey
Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?
The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x
I do, they won't let me though so I may take to spoiling ladies instead."
If the men won't allow you to spoil them ,perhaps the lady is looking at the wrong men ? |
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"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.
Oh a beast, sure thing you.
6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?
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I  you. That's food perfection right there. |
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"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.
Oh a beast, sure thing you.
6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?
I you. That's food perfection right there. "
And how is your food? |
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"I was just going to ask for pancake, crispy bacon and maple syrup too!
And a big mug of strong tea please! What a lovely way to start the day thank you! X"
I'm a greedy f**ker though so I want a stack.
My cappuccino is a grande, thanks
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