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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bars open what's everyone having?

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Omg what a relief- I need a Strongbow darkfruits, make it a pint if you please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Omg what a relief- I need a Strongbow darkfruits, make it a pint if you please x"

Of course, I've just opened myself a can as well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of Doom Bar please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of Doom Bar please!"

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guinness lots and lots of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A porn star martini please x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guinness lots and lots of Guinness "

Lots and lots you shall have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

jug of godfathers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A porn star martini please x "

Sure thing coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons "

Sure thing honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"jug of godfathers please "

Okay no worries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

double brandy and diet thanks...but on Tuesday I be buying a round on me on my Birthday at my local for real

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By *rSuitedAndBootedMan  over a year ago

London


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

A nice pint of you please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an extremely large negroni please, its been a tense day..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"double brandy and diet thanks...but on Tuesday I be buying a round on me on my Birthday at my local for real "

Well happy birthday for Tuesday and here's your drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons

Sure thing honey "

Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

A nice pint of you please. "

I'm sorry I don't fit into a pint, back room is always available though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"an extremely large negroni please, its been a tense day.."

I often feel like that, largest glass I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons

Sure thing honey

Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet "

Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Omg what a relief- I need a Strongbow darkfruits, make it a pint if you please x

Of course, I've just opened myself a can as well! "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thatcher's Gold for me

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Mmmm .......think i will have a large glass of dry white wine please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the booze please

But a nice cold white wine would be perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thatcher's Gold for me "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mmmm .......think i will have a large glass of dry white wine please "

Here's yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please can I have a Kir Royale.. I'll have prosecco though doesn't have to be champagne.. Thank you so much..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons

Sure thing honey

Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet

Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties "

I wish you were here. There are lots of hotties. Hot and sweaty not hot and

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All the booze please

But a nice cold white wine would be perfect!"

All the booze? That bad?

Here's a large cold white wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk

"

Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please can I have a Kir Royale.. I'll have prosecco though doesn't have to be champagne.. Thank you so much.. "

Prosecco I can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons

Sure thing honey

Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet

Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties

I wish you were here. There are lots of hotties. Hot and sweaty not hot and "

Hehe enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thatcher's Gold for me

Coming right up "

can I get it delivered to bristol with you in that outfit please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thatcher's Gold for me

Coming right up

can I get it delivered to bristol with you in that outfit please "

not tonight I'm afraid

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By *wingsingMan  over a year ago

Berkshire/London

Special Brew + Scrumpy with a dash of moonshine.... Start the weekend off lightly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey can I have a double rum and ? May as well start as I mean to go on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Special Brew + Scrumpy with a dash of moonshine.... Start the weekend off lightly "

Of course here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x "

I'll make it a very large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey can I have a double rum and ? May as well start as I mean to go on. "

Yep sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice "

Try this not sure what I used though smells strong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey can I have a double rum and ? May as well start as I mean to go on.

Yep sure "

Thank you kindly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please can I have a Kir Royale.. I'll have prosecco though doesn't have to be champagne.. Thank you so much..

Prosecco I can do "

Thank you.. Will bring my own creme de Cassis Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice

Try this not sure what I used though smells strong "

Methys and milk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice

Try this not sure what I used though smells strong "

If it's strong I'll take it thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x

I'll make it a very large one "

Thank you, pour yourself a glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x

I'll make it a very large one

Thank you, pour yourself a glass "

I'm a cider girl thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

give me the biggest and best stress relieving lager you got brunette

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"give me the biggest and best stress relieving lager you got brunette "

Okay sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"give me the biggest and best stress relieving lager you got brunette

Okay sure thing "

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhh perfect timing!! I believe I shall start the weekend with a cold refreshing Stowfords please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and lovely bar lady - have a double of whatever you fancy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ohhhh perfect timing!! I believe I shall start the weekend with a cold refreshing Stowfords please "

Okay here you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk

Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room? "

Dazzling

Nah, I like to be watched~ it inspires me to great things. Let's do it here, on the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"and lovely bar lady - have a double of whatever you fancy xxx"

Oh thank you kind lady, I'd like a double serving of a hottie! However I'll make do with a dark fruits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk

Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room?

Dazzling

Nah, I like to be watched~ it inspires me to great things. Let's do it here, on the bar "

Great stuff let's clear a space

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm have a whiskey please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm have a whiskey please x "

Sure thing

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I shall have ermmmm... I can't decide. Anything you wanna launch my way please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a thatchers gold please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I shall have ermmmm... I can't decide. Anything you wanna launch my way please "

Sure thing peach, have a g&t

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll have a thatchers gold please "

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something strong please, bourbon and ice maybe, it's been a shitty day today

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I shall have ermmmm... I can't decide. Anything you wanna launch my way please

Sure thing peach, have a g&t "

Cheers beaut

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something strong please, bourbon and ice maybe, it's been a shitty day today"

I'll make it a large one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB "

Sure thing, hard week?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

Am i still barred. As ive got my tail between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

Am i still barred. As ive got my tail between my legs "

What can I get you to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now "

I'm sorry I don't have that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really fancy a long cold Gin and Tonic please...ice and a slice of cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week? "

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now

I'm sorry I don't have that one "

Vodka and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I really fancy a long cold Gin and Tonic please...ice and a slice of cucumber "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I get a large Tanqueray No 10 with bitter lemon and a slice of blood orange please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week?

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... "

Yes there sure is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I get a large Tanqueray No 10 with bitter lemon and a slice of blood orange please? "

Yep of you can, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week?

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?...

Yes there sure is "

Can i please have a thatchers gold and a jamesons whisky with 2 ice cubes. Thank you please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large glass of Pinot Noir please SB... chilled if poss

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now

I'm sorry I don't have that one

Vodka and then "

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week?

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?...

Yes there sure is

Can i please have a thatchers gold and a jamesons whisky with 2 ice cubes. Thank you please!"

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pint of vodka after today please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Large glass of Pinot Noir please SB... chilled if poss "

Yep no worries, fancy keeping me company up here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A pint of vodka after today please "

I usually wouldn't advocate such a large amount of alcohol consumption however you are able to consent! Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week?

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?...

Yes there sure is "

Marvelous! I shall just settle in here then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB

Sure thing, hard week?

Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish

Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?...

Yes there sure is

Marvelous! I shall just settle in here then "

Awesome come sit and chat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

Evening op. A Horlicks please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thanks "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

Evening op. A Horlicks please."

I'm sorry I don't have Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glass of Echo falls summer fruits rosé please. With ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glass of Echo falls summer fruits rosé please. With ice "

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of Guinness please. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of Guinness please. X "

Coming right up

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By *MonsterMan  over a year ago

xxx

I think it'll be a glass of local red wine since I'm in Italy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think it'll be a glass of local red wine since I'm in Italy "

You getting that yourself then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got some spiced mulled cider on sale at waitrose. I'm starting the festive season early and warming it up tonight

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By *rRuhbarbMan  over a year ago

London

A Hemingway ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cuba Libre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having? "

a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK

Just a diet , I'm driving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got some spiced mulled cider on sale at waitrose. I'm starting the festive season early and warming it up tonight "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A Hemingway ??"

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cuba Libre"

Yep one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea"

Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a diet , I'm driving!"

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea

Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags "

Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea

Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags

Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have "

It's decent whiskey isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bars open what's everyone having?

a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea

Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags

Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have

It's decent whiskey isn't it "

Best whiskey I have ever seen. Would love to taste it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A sex on the beach please "
yep sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A sex on the beach please "

followed by a long slow screw against the wall?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there anymore Guinness please feeling a big session tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there anymore Guinness please feeling a big session tonight "

Of course there is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anymore Guinness please feeling a big session tonight

Of course there is "

Thank you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id love a nice gin and tonic please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A sex on the beach please yep sure thing "

Mmmmm thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A sex on the beach please

followed by a long slow screw against the wall? "

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Id love a nice gin and tonic please x"

Perfect sure thing, here you go

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By *untimefrankie001Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Jack&Black for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A sex on the beach please

followed by a long slow screw against the wall?

Sounds good to me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x"

Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jack&Black for me please "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x

Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x"

What a love you are (slips off shoes and gets comfy)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x

Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x

What a love you are (slips off shoes and gets comfy) "

Served with a smile x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

As much as I would love to stay and drink all night, midwife duties are commencing

Yaaaaaaaay, babies. You know the last time I helped deliver pups I named one after me

The fucking awkward one.

I shall be popping on and off between contractions.

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

Bailey's and Lucozade please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JD an please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morgan's spiced n Pepsi please some ice n a slice of lime thanku very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As much as I would love to stay and drink all night, midwife duties are commencing

Yaaaaaaaay, babies. You know the last time I helped deliver pups I named one after me

The fucking awkward one.

I shall be popping on and off between contractions. "

Yay finally

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bailey's and Lucozade please "

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"JD an please "

Since you asked nicely go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morgan's spiced n Pepsi please some ice n a slice of lime thanku very much "

Here you go

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge


"Bailey's and Lucozade please

Sure thing "

Get one for yourself too OP

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Good evening SB, The hostess with the most-est

Pint of Diesel please, and 1 for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening SB, The hostess with the most-est

Pint of Diesel please, and 1 for yourself x"

Thanks here's yours cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bailey's and Lucozade please

Sure thing

Get one for yourself too OP "

Thanks

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