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over a year ago
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"Yes it to be fair to them it's not like I'm trying or at least even looking.
I reckon I hit 'search' once a month and thats usually when I'm on the throne."
You only go to the throne once a month? Maybe you should see a doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes it to be fair to them it's not like I'm trying or at least even looking.
I reckon I hit 'search' once a month and thats usually when I'm on the throne.
You only go to the throne once a month? Maybe you should see a doctor"
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"Yes it to be fair to them it's not like I'm trying or at least even looking.
I reckon I hit 'search' once a month and thats usually when I'm on the throne.
You only go to the throne once a month? Maybe you should see a doctor"
Correct but your only half right.
It's a treat, I was raised by a pack of foxes so I'm used to the neighbours award winning vegetable beds.
Everyone's a winner and I'm a modern day Mowgli |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel. "
Convenience for both parties. When looking for a regular fuck buddy, local is a lot better |
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground  "
Yeah it does, it also helps when you get the urge to boil their bunny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel. "
Things would be easier if that someone was local though, wouldn't it. There's the spontaneity that's thrilling. The regular becomes more regular than when diaries match up.
Local is much more desirable to have a chemistry with someone, surely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground "
Not happened yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did find one. Then feelings got caught and ended in fire  "
Horrible when that happens. Happened to me when I found out my playmate wasnt and I didn't know until his pregnant gf appeared on the scene |
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground
Not happened yet? "
Of course it's happened but a variation of, kissing to the bed |
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground
Yeah it does, it also helps when you get the urge to boil their bunny. "
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"I dont like local! But within an hour  "
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah distance is a bitch. I'm currently chatting to a lovely girl and she seems perfect, well for me at least. She's a 140 mile drive away tho but with a bit of planning I'd definitely make the trip, just not every day obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont like local! But within an hour
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time "
I only shave my legs when sex is on the cards unless they have a fetish for Chewbacca last minute sex is a no go |
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"I dont like local! But within an hour
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time "
I need an hour to shave my arse |
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"I dont like local! But within an hour
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time
I only shave my legs when sex is on the cards unless they have a fetish for Chewbacca last minute sex is a no go "
Exactly, I ain't a baby wipe round the flange and squirt of lynx kinda chick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I suppose I'm fortunate that I do have one locally. It was accidental really as I knew her before FAB and found her on here. We fancied each other and it worked out well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground
Yeah it does, it also helps when you get the urge to boil their bunny. "
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"I dont like local! But within an hour
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time
I only shave my legs when sex is on the cards unless they have a fetish for Chewbacca last minute sex is a no go
Exactly, I ain't a baby wipe round the flange and squirt of lynx kinda chick."
Have some respect and use a kfc lemon scented wipe at least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do they have to be local? If the sex and chemistry are good I'll travel.
Yes but distance bites when you just get the urge to be kissed to the ground
Yeah it does, it also helps when you get the urge to boil their bunny. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not in your home town but within an hour's drive seems a good compromise.
Im looking for a 10-20 mile radius personally, but an hour isn't too bad"
10 to 20 is great for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, all of the Women in my town just ignore me like they all know me. Kinda unnerving to say the least.
Guess they don't like playing close to home...
A bit further afield isn't bad but nothing through Fab yet. What are we doing wrong ey? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The question is.... can I find enough locals who all fancy each other and have a local orgy? Hmmmmm I wonder. "
I'll just stick to finding one for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont like local! But within an hour
Thing is, it takes me longer than an hour to get ready anyway so even if they were on my doorstep so to speak I still couldn't do the whole "come round in 10?" thing. Distance = leg shaving time
I only shave my legs when sex is on the cards unless they have a fetish for Chewbacca last minute sex is a no go
Exactly, I ain't a baby wipe round the flange and squirt of lynx kinda chick.
Have some respect and use a kfc lemon scented wipe at least "
So if I take you out for a curry and you disappear to the loo at the end of the meal with the heated napkin they bring out along with a couple of After Eight mints & the bill I'll know I'm in for more than just sharing the chocolate |
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