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What/who I want....now. The fussy edition.
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over a year ago
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Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.  (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me  ) |
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over a year ago
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I would like a man who is 6ft tall
Wears sunglasses
And spectacles
Manly and
Has a hairy chest
Isn't fat
Nice cock
Single
Free in daytimes
Fun
Sexy
Brown eyes
Big car
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back 
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My perfect lady...5'4, athletic, shaved hair on one side, tattoos, completely bonkers, loves kissing for hours, large nipples, enjoys receiving oral, talks for Britain and skateboards....perfect!
Waiting for my inbox to fill now...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman
Between 4'11 and 5'10
Dress size between 12/14
Boobs between c and dd cup
Has to have an extensive collection of sexy basques, thigh length boots
Pierced tongue
No more than 3 tattooed
Own place and can accommodate and are local
Could suck a golf ball through a length of garden hose
Insists on giving oral when not having sex
Enjoys a challenge
Prefers to take a load over your boobs or swallows
Willingness to try new things or experienced in lots of kinks or fetishes
Cat friendly
Has hot sister/female friends matching above description.
Please message me if you can answer yes to all of these. Alternatively wink me if you are there or bouts
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x"
I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way. ......and the gym
to work in my shoulders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way. ......and the gym
to work in my shoulders. "
Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls  I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...
Peach x |
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"I would like a man who is 6ft tall
Wears sunglasses
And spectacles
Manly and
Has a hairy chest
Isn't fat
Nice cock
Single
Free in daytimes
Fun
Sexy
Brown eyes
Big car
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And everything was being ticked until I found out where you are  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way. ......and the gym
to work in my shoulders.
Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...
Peach x"
That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x"
That's me out of the running then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like a man over 6' 4"
Big shoulders
Big arms
Flat (ish) tummy
A naughty sparkle in his eye and a classically chiselled look
He needs to dress well. Nothing specific, but I want to see he has taste and style
He needs to shave down below and his face.
Did I mention big arms?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way. ......and the gym
to work in my shoulders.
Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...
Peach x
That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time. "
Aww, being away has made you soppy...and horny
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
That's me out of the running then "
Behave..you have a head start with an unlimited supply of sweets
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman
Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo
Haha I'm not quite your 5'6 blonde "
I'm Flexible on all things of your local......I'll go check your location...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way. ......and the gym
to work in my shoulders.
Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...
Peach x
That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time.
Aww, being away has made you soppy...and horny
Peach x"
Yes. Horny the inc_edibly apt word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hmmmmm blonde - height about right - name of one syllable - born on a sunday but it was sunny - i love veggies - swap the vodka for gin or jd - sorry but i love my greens - dont wear _ed lipstik but it never stays on after one good kiss anyway - any good for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
That's me out of the running then "
And me by the looks of it! 
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
That's me out of the running then
And me by the looks of it!
Fuzz "
Was it the 'not to big cock?'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back
I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...
Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed
Not too difficult....
Peach x
That's me out of the running then
And me by the looks of it!
Fuzz
Was it the 'not to big cock?' "
Nah. Height and hairy chest. She's always known I'm a big cock. Mr average here
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon, crispy, 3 slices on a brown bap with brown sauce. Cup of tea. Oh and someone else to remove the wallpaper from my hall stairs
Oh I love stripping "
I love watching people strip. I sometimes help them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.
Petite feet with a nice arch and smell toes. The toes must be prefect and go down in size order. I would like pale pick nail polish but I will settle for any pastel colour. Her feet must also be kept soft and moisturised.
She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.
We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.
If you're out there send me a message, thanks  |
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"A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.
Petite feet with a nice arch and smell toes. The toes must be prefect and go down in size order. I would like pale pick nail polish but I will settle for any pastel colour. Her feet must also be kept soft and moisturised.
She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.
We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.
If you're out there send me a message, thanks "
I'm 5 foot with a longer second toe. Feeling like such a reject right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.
Petite feet with a nice arch and smell toes. The toes must be prefect and go down in size order. I would like pale pick nail polish but I will settle for any pastel colour. Her feet must also be kept soft and moisturised.
She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.
We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.
If you're out there send me a message, thanks
I'm 5 foot with a longer second toe. Feeling like such a reject right now "
We could hide that foot under a sock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles. "
I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?  |
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me ) "
can you pass her over to me when you have finished with her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles. "
Can you compromise on penis length by 1/2 an inch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me ) can you pass her over to me when you have finished with her "
Can you imagine me letting her go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.
I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are Do they turn up wearing platforms or something? "
I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.
I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?
I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it. "
Again, it ain't gonna miraculously gain the missing matter is it?  |
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.
I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?
I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He shows up.
He's not after "the best of both worlds."
He looks like Clive Owen.
He owns the Pleaser Shoe Company.
He can style wigs.
He can dance.
He can write in paragraphs.
His sister is a seamstress. |
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"An intelligent, chilled, slightly bohemian, slim but curvy, blue eyed brunette who puts with me would be pretty awesome."
I've got blue eyes when it rains. |
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over a year ago
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"An intelligent, chilled, slightly bohemian, slim but curvy, blue eyed brunette who puts with me would be pretty awesome.
I've got blue eyes when it rains. "
I'm 5'10 when I'm wearing cowboy boots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me ) "
Gave me a good giggle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me )
Gave me a good giggle "
And she giggles. I forget that last detail. |
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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.
6 foot or above
Handsome face with a good jaw.
Dark hair
Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.
I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are Do they turn up wearing platforms or something? "
Nope they turn up and hope that since they are there you might like them anyways |
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Tall
Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)
Can dance or at least has good hip movement
Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex
Is pretty but not thick
Can hold a decent conversation.
Well groomed but at the same time manly
I don't ask a lot :P |
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I'd like a white knight, about 5' 10", funny, imaginative and intelligent. When words fail him write me poetry. Look at me like there's no one else in the world......... what, wait, I've already found him  |
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"Tall
Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)
Can dance or at least has good hip movement
Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex
Is pretty but not thick
Can hold a decent conversation.
Well groomed but at the same time manly
I don't ask a lot :P "
It was all going so well until...
East Grinstead..... where 
Oh and I used to be ginger...
But like me it faded a bit |
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over a year ago
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Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever "
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe... |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe... "
Add BBQ sauce on top and you have yourself a little orgasm on a plate. |
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"Tall
Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)
Can dance or at least has good hip movement
Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex
Is pretty but not thick
Can hold a decent conversation.
Well groomed but at the same time manly
I don't ask a lot :P
It was all going so well until...
East Grinstead..... where
Oh and I used to be ginger...
But like me it faded a bit "
haha it's hAlfway between London and Brighton
You're also out of my age range I'm afraid but would still cuddle you xx |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever "
Will you still need me to wear socks? |
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over a year ago
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I want a man who is happy to sit and talk politics with me, who can explain really complicated shit without making me feel dumb, who is intelligent but doesn't show off, who has brown hair, who has a handsome face, who likes the outdoors and traveling, who fucks me just the way I like it, and who encourages me to always try to be better.
I didn't know I wanted all that until I found him, though. |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe... "
Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...
Add BBQ sauce on top and you have yourself a little orgasm on a plate. "
Damn!!... I have the munchies big time now!!  |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...
Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top "
You can take your socks off now. I'm soo wet |
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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever
Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...
Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top
You can take your socks off now. I'm soo wet "
But then I will be naked. Melted cheese is like molton lava  |
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"Tall
Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)
Can dance or at least has good hip movement
Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex
Is pretty but not thick
Can hold a decent conversation.
Well groomed but at the same time manly
I don't ask a lot :P "
Yes! |
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"I would like a man who is 6ft tall
Wears sunglasses
And spectacles
Manly and
Has a hairy chest
Isn't fat
Nice cock
Single
Free in daytimes
Fun
Sexy
Brown eyes
Big car
"
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Taller than me so 5"10 plus
Employed in a career
Intelligent
Great teeth
Confident
Uses toiletries
Car owner
A sparkle
Can handle curves
No convictions, or drug use |
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me ) "
Blonde, check.
One syllable name, check.
Red lips, check. But they taste like raspberry.
Low, shy voice, check, I can learn spanish
Nature tattoo, check.
Hate of green (or any) vegetables, check.
Vodka and lime, make it a double
I am two inches too short for this advertisement though. |
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"I would like a man who is 6ft tall
Wears sunglasses
And spectacles
Manly and
Has a hairy chest
Isn't fat
Nice cock
Single
Free in daytimes
Fun
Sexy
Brown eyes
Big car
Damn, so close "
Waves... |
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I'd like a man with a muscular back and broad shoulders, preferably over 5ft9, with dark hair and beautiful eyes, soft kissable lips, who likes lipstick trails down his body and loves chocolate.
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"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.
I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.
I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.
I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....
It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.
Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.
Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?
Thanks. Call me?
Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?
Go on, have ago, its harder than you think. (Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me )
Blonde, check.
One syllable name, check.
Red lips, check. But they taste like raspberry.
Low, shy voice, check, I can learn spanish
Nature tattoo, check.
Hate of green (or any) vegetables, check.
Vodka and lime, make it a double
I am two inches too short for this advertisement though."
Get some heels girl |
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