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"why is it so hard to find 2 women prepared to do FFM in the south west.... like most men it's my dream
Maybe try a club?"
I tried that though. Trouble is I was barred from my local whist club as a result. |
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
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That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"why is it so hard to find 2 women prepared to do FFM in the south west.... like most men it's my dream
Maybe try a club?"
never been to a club. it doesn't appeal to me.. I like to operate without the pressure of others around. plus I don't want to build up the excitement then leave disappointed |
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off. "
really??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off. "
You're such a strumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off. "
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking? |
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
really?? "
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking?"
With my mouth and cock cave |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking?
With my mouth and cock cave"
What guy wouldn't be satisfied with that. I'd love to go potholing in a cock cave. As long as I don't get stuck and have to cut my own cock off after 127 hours. |
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The fantasy :
the bed is a sea of writhing female sensuality, your sexual prowess is at its pinnacle, erotic kisses abound, hands find their way sensually around each others bodies, each of you teasing each other to the point of no return before collapsing into a post sex haze, bodies entwined and covered in sweet smelling glistening drops of sweat.
The reality :
You lay on your back whilst they take it in turns to ride your semi-erect cock, each in turn sat on the edge of the bed smoking a fag, whilst swigging a vodka & , saying things like 'eeh Sharon when you ride him dya know how much ur tits bounce up n down ?'
Stick to wanking about it |
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking?
With my mouth and cock cave
What guy wouldn't be satisfied with that. I'd love to go potholing in a cock cave. As long as I don't get stuck and have to cut my own cock off after 127 hours. "
If you do, don't panic, I shall throw you some food. Just no snapping my cunt elastic |
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"The fantasy :
the bed is a sea of writhing female sensuality, your sexual prowess is at its pinnacle, erotic kisses abound, hands find their way sensually around each others bodies, each of you teasing each other to the point of no return before collapsing into a post sex
haze, bodies entwined and covered in sweet smelling glistening drops of sweat.
The reality :
You lay on your back whilst they take it in turns to ride your semi-erect cock, each in turn sat on the edge of the bed smoking a fag, whilst swigging a vodka & , saying things like 'eeh Sharon when you ride him dya know how much ur tits bounce up n down ?'
Stick to wanking about it "
hahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking?
With my mouth and cock cave
What guy wouldn't be satisfied with that. I'd love to go potholing in a cock cave. As long as I don't get stuck and have to cut my own cock off after 127 hours.
If you do, don't panic, I shall throw you some food. Just no snapping my cunt elastic "
Oh peachy darling, your way with words   |
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"The fantasy :
the bed is a sea of writhing female sensuality, your sexual prowess is at its pinnacle, erotic kisses abound, hands find their way sensually around each others bodies, each of you teasing each other to the point of no return before collapsing into a post sex haze, bodies entwined and covered in sweet smelling glistening drops of sweat.
The reality :
You lay on your back whilst they take it in turns to ride your semi-erect cock, each in turn sat on the edge of the bed smoking a fag, whilst swigging a vodka & , saying things like 'eeh Sharon when you ride him dya know how much ur tits bounce up n down ?'
Stick to wanking about it "
Your reality is soooo messed up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fantasy :
the bed is a sea of writhing female sensuality, your sexual prowess is at its pinnacle, erotic kisses abound, hands find their way sensually around each others bodies, each of you teasing each other to the point of no return before collapsing into a post sex haze, bodies entwined and covered in sweet smelling glistening drops of sweat.
The reality :
You lay on your back whilst they take it in turns to ride your semi-erect cock, each in turn sat on the edge of the bed smoking a fag, whilst swigging a vodka & , saying things like 'eeh Sharon when you ride him dya know how much ur tits bounce up n down ?'
Stick to wanking about it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because the odds of finding two women who will fancy you enough to shag, and then for them to get on together as well, is minute.
That's why I thought of a club. If I saw him there there's a good chance I'd get one of my girlie friends and whisk him off.
I must be getting too old for this. is whisking a guy off the new wanking?
With my mouth and cock cave
What guy wouldn't be satisfied with that. I'd love to go potholing in a cock cave. As long as I don't get stuck and have to cut my own cock off after 127 hours.
If you do, don't panic, I shall throw you some food. Just no snapping my cunt elastic "
I doubt I'll snap your cunt elastic as my cock isn't that fat. However if I over-thrusters and got my balls inside your cock cave then there maybe a bit of twanging of the elastic. And the reason why I get stuck. |
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