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over a year ago
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
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Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though  ) |
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though )"
It would render my cock canal useless forever more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though )
It would render my cock canal useless forever more"
if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then  |
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though )
It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then "
Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though )
It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then
Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk. "
Plus you'd go slithering off the chair every time you sat down... |
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"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.
Hahaha love this
(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though )
It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then
Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk.
Plus you'd go slithering off the chair every time you sat down... "
It wouldn't be a good look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you like to be used OP?
Crikey, you're very considerate.
People get the wrong impression of me. I'm a cunt, but I am a considerate cunt."
Can't argue with that. And if I did I'd probably lose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna go nuts.
There'll be climbing frames, a tree house, a giant ball pit, a den, it's gonna be MEGA!  "
Sounds like a better place than the OPs place to have an orgy in. But he can still go and get pizza and booze and clear up afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.
I might sit on your face if you do a good job though. 
- Amy. x"
Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face xx |
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"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.
I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.
- Amy. x
Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face xx"
Not at the same time, I hope.
Don't fancy chicken bones in there! 
-Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.
I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.
- Amy. x
Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face xx
Not at the same time, I hope.
Don't fancy chicken bones in there!
-Amy. x"
Oh no it wouldnt be chicken bones in there
Finger lickin good though xx |
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