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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does hearing/reading this phrase make anyone else feel physically sick! (Sick emoji) its am instant turn off for me when I see it on a profile or message.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"Does hearing/reading this phrase make anyone else feel physically sick! (Sick emoji) its am instant turn off for me when I see it on a profile or message. "

Same same same.

I prefer a bit of class.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think I would ever write this on a profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does hearing/reading this phrase make anyone else feel physically sick! (Sick emoji) its am instant turn off for me when I see it on a profile or message. "

What do you call that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In fairness there's no really nice short way of saying you want to eat a girls box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefer it to licking out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message.."

Name a way of saying it with more finesse .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I hear guys saying "eating pussy" I just think to myself thank goodness I don't take my queues from watching porn

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

Flipping horrible Ms

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Yea not a fan of seeing I want to ear your pussy or I want to eat pussy now or I want to lick you for hours I'm so horny x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefer it to "cunninglus".

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

"In fairness there's no really nice short way of saying you want to eat a girls box"

Try can I pleasure you with my tongue x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

Name a way of saying it with more finesse ....."

Cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

Name a way of saying it with more finesse .....

Cunnilingus

That's a mouthful haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab cannibals x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lapping at the fanny batter

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

I suppose it's all personal preference of what you like it to be described as I can think of cruder ones though

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Lapping at the fanny batter

Hahahaha

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"In fairness there's no really nice short way of saying you want to eat a girls box

Try can I pleasure you with my tongue x"

That's a lovely way to put it , until someone takes it literally and turns up to lick you all over and doesn't go anywhere near your pussy !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

Name a way of saying it with more finesse ....."

"Love performing oral"

How's that sound

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By *ethnmelvCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

Name a way of saying it with more finesse .....

"Love performing oral"

How's that sound"

Isn't that singing!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prefer it to licking out."

same here, that is vile

To be honest I don't really think there is a nice way to put it is there?

I guess they could feast on my foof

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"it's a pretty crude phrase..there are plenty of ways of saying it with a little more finesse..definitely puts me off a profile or message..

Name a way of saying it with more finesse .....

"Love performing oral"

How's that sound

Isn't that singing!?

Surely if he's performing well you'd be the one singing

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Prefer it to licking out.

same here, that is vile

To be honest I don't really think there is a nice way to put it is there?

I guess they could feast on my foof

Haha I'll have to remember that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about

"I'd love to feast on your flaps?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about

"I'd love to feast on your flaps?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about

"I'd love to feast on your flaps?"

Masticate your muff??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about 'taste my pussy'? Slightly more poetic (and accurate) than 'eat my pussy'.

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

The phrase or the action?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suppose its better than Cunt Chomping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to give oral pleasure, pretty inoffensive

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By *ild-1Woman over a year ago

york

"Prefer it to licking out."

That phrase makes me want to vomit

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm not a fan of those words at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prefer it to licking out.

That phrase makes me want to vomit "

Can I lavish love on your labia?

Better?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Munch the muff

Chow the chuff

I have such a delicate way with words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chomp on your rat?

Chew the clunge?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

To quote a film

I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about

"I'd love to feast on your flaps?"

Masticate your muff??

masticate means "to chew" I don't want anyone to chew my foof!!! Nibble and suck maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have three cats and just the thought of all that fur!!!!... *dry retching ensues*

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

To be honest it's hard to think of a term that doesn't sound overly crude or straight out of a porn film. I hate that phrase 'eating her out' or 'being eaten out'.

I like the term 'tipping the velvet' but if you were to say it out loud it would probably sound ridiculous. I usually just go with 'licking pussy' myself.

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By *ornyCouple513Couple over a year ago

bristol

Eat pussy

Chew clit

Lick out

Rug munch

Muff munching

Muff diving

When you lay it out Nime are a sexy description really it's a personal preference on which term you use which also applied to just about every sexual orientation and position

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By *rightonCheekyMan over a year ago

Brighton

You're all a bunch of muff divers .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about

"I'd love to feast on your flaps?"

Masticate your muff??

masticate means "to chew" I don't want anyone to chew my foof!!! Nibble and suck maybe. "

I have known the odd lady that has loved having her lips and clit basically chewed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Yes,but only if you ask nicely

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Snarling at the beaver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love to devour lady bits

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By *ettingdustyMan over a year ago

Warwick

No words....just go down and do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well u say what about i pleasure u

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I have three cats and just the thought of all that fur!!!!... *dry retching ensues*"

I'm allergic. I think my face would swell should I attempt it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's in a message on here or in profile then no, there's much better ways of saying it.

If it is in the heat of the moment, I'd actually find it pretty erotic.

But I'm strange like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most words associated to a vagina are all quite sharp on the ears I think ; twat,cunt,minge, etc... Eating pussy is quite mild in comparison! Alot of penis based slang terms on the other hand are basically pure comedy, eg; cock,knob,willy,chopper,dick haha. Strange but true??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Yes,but only if you ask nicely

Please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Anytime

You're too kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking from the furry cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinking from the furry cup"

Rug muncher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Yes,but only if you ask nicely

Please

Just tell me when and where...

I can breathe through my ears

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Clam clamming

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back "

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?"

Nutty

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By *izzy-rascal.Man over a year ago

souff side of bridge

Licking the lettuce leaf

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Nutty

I bet you love to pick a dingleberry from your teeth.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Nutty

I've not eaten nuts, I have had sweetcorn.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?"

Sit on my face and let me eat you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Nutty

I bet you love to pick a dingleberry from your teeth. "

Genuine gag moment just then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Nutty

I've not eaten nuts, I have had sweetcorn."

Bloody sweet corn!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Let me lodge my tongue muscle in your birth canal.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Nutty

I bet you love to pick a dingleberry from your teeth.

Genuine gag moment just then

. Always request a shaven hoop

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Sit on my face and let me eat you "

I shall ride your mouth hole as if I'm red rum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I keep reading this as easy pussy.

I prefer to say "can I sit on your face"

Yes,but only if you ask nicely

Please

Was gonna send you a pic of the face you wanna sit on,but single guys are blocked.

If you message me I can send one

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

No i dont feel physically sick. Ones way to say something is always going to be a turn off for some and not others. Each to their own i guess

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I tend to respond with "what a cruel thing to do with my cat!"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Sit on my face and let me eat you

I shall ride your mouth hole as if I'm red rum."

Please do. Wear that jockey outfit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must admit, when my long term partner messaged me with "I'm going to eat that hairy cunt right out" I did get a bit excited

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Does hearing/reading this phrase make anyone else feel physically sick! (Sick emoji) its am instant turn off for me when I see it on a profile or message. "
no, but then i like doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How does "Dining at the Y" tickle your gag reflex?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I love it when someone chows down on my tuna taco.

Please let me place my tongue in your love tunnel.

I want to lick you from front to back

Use my tongue as toilet paper

Too far?

Sit on my face and let me eat you