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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex. I'd even consider taking it up the poop chute.
However, I'm on standby for midwife alert for a puppy delivery.
What would you guys like? What's tickling your fancy?"
Yep, am with you in that sex would be just fine and dandy right now!
However, no puppy delivery planned or even possible!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A double chocolate magnum, oh hello, what's this in my mothers freezer, oh what's this note on the fridge saying don't eat my magnums, sorry didn't see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex. I'd even consider taking it up the poop chute.
However, I'm on standby for midwife alert for a puppy delivery.
What would you guys like? What's tickling your fancy?"
Ohhhh puppies, I want a puppy....
Actually no I don't what was I thinking...
I call my boob's puppies... Waffling now... Leaving! |
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over a year ago
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I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now.
But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back.
Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... |
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"Sleep,
I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep,
I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something "
I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you! |
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over a year ago
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I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs |
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now.
But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back.
Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... "
Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly. |
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs "
Find a luke warm one and throw chilli powder on it, problem solved. |
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now.
But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back.
Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... "
I still haven't had this. I need the recipe you keep going on about it |
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"Sleep,
I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep,
I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something
I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you!"
I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it |
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs "
I've forgotten what it is |
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"Sleep,
I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep,
I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something
I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you!
I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it "
Nooooooo, you blew it, so I won't! Ha. |
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs
I've forgotten what it is "
I'll show you when we have a picnic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs
I've forgotten what it is "
My virginity has almost entirely grown back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww you go and have sex. I'll wait for puppies. I love pups
She's only diddy, I have the nasty feeling there may be a trip to the vets for an emergency c-section. "
Hope all goes ok. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs
Find a luke warm one and throw chilli powder on it, problem solved. "
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"Aww you go and have sex. I'll wait for puppies. I love pups
She's only diddy, I have the nasty feeling there may be a trip to the vets for an emergency c-section.
Hope all goes ok. Xx"
Thank you. I'm a superb birthing partner (self titled of course) so I will do my best to keep her calm and comfy. |
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"Sleep,
I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep,
I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something
I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you!
I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it
Nooooooo, you blew it, so I won't! Ha."
That's ok, I will add you to the not going to happen list,
It huge! |
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now.
But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back.
Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself...
Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly."
Please put one in a roll |
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"I'd like to find a dress for a wedding this weekend, running out of shops that stock my size now "
Shops are shit. When I was big, they didn't have my size, now I'm little, they don't have my size. I feel your pain. |
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now.
But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back.
Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself...
Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly.
Please put one in a roll "
You have no idea how tempting it is |
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"Not to work.
Chocolate.
Cold cider.
A hug. "
My breast awaits your head to snuggle down and have a booby hug. I don't have cider, I have tomato soup which you can share, and the best I can do is bounty hot choc. See you soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x
I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you "
I have absolutely no idea what that means?! |
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x
I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you
I have absolutely no idea what that means?! "
I'm pretty sure it's not what you had in your mind's eye!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Star Bar and I'd also love someone to snog me and play with my tits! "
I'll share a star bar with you after I've snogged you and played with your tits |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
Unfortunately nothing is tickling my fancy
I've got used to going without and have literally stopped looking, because life is just a great big meh, just now.
I need someone to whisk we off my feet and prove me wrong right now! |
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"Sex. I'd even consider taking it up the poop chute.
However, I'm on standby for midwife alert for a puppy delivery.
What would you guys like? What's tickling your fancy?"
Id like those puppies to hurry up and get an invite round yours. Lol |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"A genuine Netflix and chill with lots of cuddles and maybe a snog? Xx "
I am so on board with this! I'd give my right arm to curl up on a broad chest and have my hair stroked tonight
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