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Said no woman on fab, ever !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet
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Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted"
Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements  |
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Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!
Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!
Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!
These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!
Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!
Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!
These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah that's fine come round while the kids are in bed, I'll enjoy keeping quiet.
Yes I'd love to be destroyed
Yeah I get it, of course you should fuck other women because your wife doesnt understand you, in fact I would like to be that woman, I would be saving your marriage after all.
Please let me meet you in your car, I only want to gobble you off then you can go.
Wow. You would pass for an actual man, no one would guess you were born a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you. |
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"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks
I'd gladly change that for you, but I'm 1yr too old "
I'm pretty sure this one belongs on here......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So she's hot, but not on fab, but you'll send me pictures of her on kik? Oh, ok, in that case I totally retract my desire not to meet a single bloke in a hotel. What room number?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my way to my local lay by now.
Thank you for just this second messaging me to tell me you're in my area. "
Along with "wow, you're how close? Thank goodness you let me know, geographical proximity makes my fandango flutter" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x |
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"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x"
I'm pretty sure no woman has said that ever!! Well done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On my way to my local lay by now.
Thank you for just this second messaging me to tell me you're in my area.
Along with "wow, you're how close? Thank goodness you let me know, geographical proximity makes my fandango flutter" "
I'm in love with you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x"
Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet
And
Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted
Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements "
So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding? right yeah ok then   |
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"Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!
Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!
Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!
These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!
Thanks for letting everyone know about our private conversations. "
It's cool! Everyone should know what a freak you really are!  |
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"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x
Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right? "
That's what thinking with ya dick looks like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you. "
You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.
You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping.... "
Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet
And
Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted"
Sorry to burst your bubble Sam ive had them exact words said to me more than once by women on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.
You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....
Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop "
No you are a gawjus useless trollop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x"
Expect a call at midnight sir! I see you can't accommodate so I will book the hotel and wait patiently like a good girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet
And
Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted
Sorry to burst your bubble Sam ive had them exact words said to me more than once by women on fab "
Those exact words, eh? Why are women calling you Sam? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.
You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....
Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop
No you are a gawjus useless trollop "
Is the Basque and stockings a grey chavsuit that youve worn for the last 2 weeks ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x
Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right? "
His phone will be ringing off the hook at midnight |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks "
Months for me.
In fact, every sentence one here that men have said women have never said, I've said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet
And
Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted
Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements
So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding? right yeah ok then "
I said "often". Not "always". |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I can't get a meet
And
Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.
What else would women never say on fab ?
Keep it fun and lighthearted
Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements
So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding? right yeah ok then
I said "often". Not "always"."
Bottle job
Yes your being very picky and demanding there I said it |
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