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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys? 
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works. 
Do me one!"
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps. |
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps."
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster??? |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???"
no, they aren't a couple as such. |
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such."
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls "
Hammilton. Hes a posh hamster dont you know! |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls "
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods  "
Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
Hammilton. Hes a posh hamster dont you know!"
i gave a fake name, didn't want anyone seducing your hamster. |
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"
Now that's funny |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps."
Thats beautiful. Im filling up here. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Thats beautiful. Im filling up here. "
you're welcome. i could've done better if my phone wasn't f*****d up and distracting me right now. |
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A profile is our shop window, our profile is how we either see ourself or want to come across to others.
Ghostwritten profiles could well skew the field of play and possibly result in disappointment.
A profile that doesn't match the correspondence would be identified fairly rapidly. Best to let us struggle and fimd our own way.
If we get it right, we reap the rewards. My profile is targeted to a very select audience on purpose. A little pompous in places, but then so am I.
It needs improvement I'm sure, but I need to work out in what way all by myself! |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic "
if you was able to message that hamster then you probably should at least try to have a lie down yes. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic "
He just told me some fugly just messaged |
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic
He just told me some fugly just messaged "
That's it, I'm sticking with the squirrel |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic
He just told me some fugly just messaged
That's it, I'm sticking with the squirrel "
Well he does like nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods
Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help "
You kidding me? Women crave the unattainable badboys!
Writing that on my profile would make my account explode with messages and winks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods
Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help
You kidding me? Women crave the unattainable badboys!
Writing that on my profile would make my account explode with messages and winks "
Then you'd know how it is being a female on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. "
 I did a thread about exactly that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I used to charge a set amount for a phone call to get a feel of them as people and then an hour of my time writing. They describe get advice choosing pictures too.
Never guaranteed it would work, as you can't change their behaviour. An idiot will be an idiot.
I think it just gave guys a bit of confidence that their 'shop window' was the best it could be.
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Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. "
Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally.
For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit.
Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally.
For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"
All hamsters are called Hammy! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works. "
I'll take one lol |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol "
idk if anyone really wants a shit one. 
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time. |
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
"
No, because it would be false advertising. If they can't write it themselves then too bad - it's not just the profile, it's the photos, the communication and everything that goes with swinging not just a profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have met some lovely guys who are just rubbish at promoting themselves. Some feel shy about 'boasting' some are self conscious about writing abilities. Some just can't translate their sense of humour onto paper.
That's why I used to have a phone call, so I could get a sense of the man.
I'm hardly going to say 'well hung billionaire with wings and a face of an angel' when he's not. The intention is not false advertising, just a little marketing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time. "
Done  |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done "
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit.
Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally.
For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team "
Sexperts vs eggheads sounds like fun though! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. "
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. "
haha! Well surely the cock only pics and lack of effort and the fancy a fuck or what you doing tonight messages slightly give it away? *Mr |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!"
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently my profile is rude as it doesn't specifically exclude 23 year old men... Got some serious grief the other night because of it...
So if you have the time, guess I need a new profile. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still. "
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!"
Bloody hell at the typos! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can write, could write perfect profiles but for imaginary men "
I may be imaginary, only spoken to the cat for 4 days now. So no real evidence that I exist.  |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!"
hehehe, you guys are awesome, really making me laugh using these. hope you get some crazy lady sex off of it, i think you'll really enjoy that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me what people call themselves, what & how they write, the photos they display all go towards my decision making process whether to meet someone or not.
So you write a decent profile for someone else, we start chatting & the 'personality' that initially attracted to me isn't there, results in my time as well as there's being wasted. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!
hehehe, you guys are awesome, really making me laugh using these. hope you get some crazy lady sex off of it, i think you'll really enjoy that. "
Im not holding my breath lol |
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By *hyone74Man
over a year ago
uk and ireland ) |
"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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I'd love to see what you can do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. "
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some "
was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some
was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted."
UPDATE: a male couple looked at me 8 hours ago, but then they regularly look at me... |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon
They probably only want to see what time it is.
Nah, clock pics make them tick"
Please dont wind me up.
Because I can get very alarmed in no time. |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"i'd be writing evil profiles.
if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some
was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted.
UPDATE: a male couple looked at me 8 hours ago, but then they regularly look at me... "
you should maybe ask the OP to write you one? |
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
"
Sounds an awful deceitful concept x |
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site.
How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
"
Out of curiosity, try me. Sounds interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The answer to all my prayers. Will you do me?
(They would be so much easier to say if you were a woman )
Love that. Hope you don't mind me using it. "
Go ahead. Let me know how it works out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that every single man in possession of a well crafted profile is in the debt of a more creatively minded lady. "
In line with the adage 'behind every great man'....there's a woman rolling her eyes.  |
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