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Single guys read profiles before winking, messaging or friend request..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
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"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices. "
Fab dyslexia, no matter what is written men will do the opposite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices. "
So true...
I looked at the profile, I thought mine was blunt.... X |
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"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?
Rant..
All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.
No wonder. Just effing read profiles"
It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read the profile...
I'm very afraid...
Compared with the profile the rant almost displays a measure of humanity
Wanders back into the man cave shaking head....again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?
Rant..
All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.
No wonder. Just effing read profiles
It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves? "
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
Here here |
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
We have come to the conclusion some just can't read. |
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
We have come to the conclusion some just can't read. |
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
Hopefully where there primary education failed to teach them to read Fab profiles, their secondary education will have taught them to read Fab threads???  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!
go on I dare ya!! "
They have probably seen this and already blocked me haha |
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"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!
go on I dare ya!!
They have probably seen this and already blocked me haha"
Pmsl ... message em u know u want to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If all else fails..
Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.
No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..
It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..
I wonder why?
Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..
Hana... |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"If all else fails..
Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.
No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..
It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..
I wonder why?
Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..
Hana..."
Would you lube my chocolate starfish first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why should the men start reading profiles when the vast majority of women and couples go straight to pics and just hit wink and friend request anywho without so much as a teensy lil perusal of the lovingly crafted words either |
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"Why should the men start reading profiles when the vast majority of women and couples go straight to pics and just hit wink and friend request anywho without so much as a teensy lil perusal of the lovingly crafted words either "
Apparently men don't read anything.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?
Rant..
All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.
No wonder. Just effing read profiles
It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves? "
because the they csnt stroke thier egos over how many guys they turn down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If all else fails..
Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.
No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..
It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..
I wonder why?
Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..
Hana..."
Spat my coffee out... still laughing...think you won the thread |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?
Rant..
All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.
No wonder. Just effing read profiles
It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves?
because the they csnt stroke thier egos over how many guys they turn down"
Shots fired! Second time ive written that tonight. Forum is feisty this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why should the men start reading profiles when the vast majority of women and couples go straight to pics and just hit wink and friend request anywho without so much as a teensy lil perusal of the lovingly crafted words either "
Oh no! I stalk a profile. Examine it in minute detail before I send a message out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently 
Ya think!"
I know mine is nothing special,but the OP's really is something else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be just me then! I think their page is fine and to the point , just a lot of what they like and expect . Can't blame them for ranting , I'm out though I've got a beard.I think they are also lucky to get bombarded with messages some of us only get a few a day ! Hint lol  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently
Ya think!
I know mine is nothing special,but the OP's really is something else "
Mate i just went to look at your profile. Got as far as your status. Cant stop laughing! |
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
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I always read profile before sending message or winking.. if I don't fit, I don't message, if I do, I'm ignored..
Also annoyed that people will wink me, so I send them a message whether I'm what they are looking for or not. I'm I'm not, I just tell them that I'd be interested, but I don't fit with what they are looking for.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love it when bang average coupled make out like they are Kim Kardashian and Kanye pest
Pick your toys up you threw out of your pram and use some filters.
Look at me,look at me, I receive messages I do!!! |
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Too true!! - There are a good number of couples who repeatedly advertise for a meets with single guys on a certain night. Upon checking out their profiles after the prescribed night there invariably seem to be a distinct absence of verifications to prove that meets actually took place!!! Single guys demean themselves jumping through hoops of avoiding cut and paste messages and one liners, getting the right photos, including the right passwords basically 'applying for a position that doesn't exist' without so much as a 'no thanks' from such ego-centric time-wasting couples! (rant over) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love it when bang average coupled make out like they are Kim Kardashian and Kanye pest
Pick your toys up you threw out of your pram and use some filters.
Look at me,look at me, I receive messages I do!!!"
This. |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
your sooooooo right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why is it every profile that goes on about how they're a sapiophile or you must have personality, or sex starts in the mind etc invariably reads a like it was written by a cretin while they were knocking one out?
I mean, bit of reciprocity wouldn't go amiss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!"
I think many people do this. Ranty profiles attract rants.
Perhaps the OP's problem is that men *do* read profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
I got to the second 'secondly' and gave up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always read the profile, it gives you insight into that person and whether you are compatible or not. I rarely look at pics, because these days that can be fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always read the profile, it gives you insight into that person and whether you are compatible or not. I rarely look at pics, because these days that can be fake. "
I look at pics and profile content, if the pics are fake then the content is probably bullsh!t and wouldn't be worth reading!  |
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"Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself? a superb idea
I second this!"
I third this!
It's obvious females get bombarded with dross messages. Save yourselves the bother and search for what you really want. You may be surprised what you find.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please single men..
Read profiles first.
Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..
We ain't asking for miracles..
Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.
Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..
We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?
Ffsake... "
Yes!! Well said |
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