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You are a commodity

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's face it, if you're not the one advertising, you're simply a commodity to meet other people's needs in this world of FAB

a piece of whatever they want to satisfy their needs.

So if you were on the supermarket shelf for sale what item would you be and why?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Reduced to clear

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Chilli Sauce, Hot and Spicy

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That dented tin of haricot beans no-one ever buys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big side of beef

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

I would be Ready Brek, good to have first thing in the morning and would give you a warm fuzzy glow

(That will only make sense to those who can remember the 80s advert

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shops own brand as they're sometimes better than a well known

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A chocolate roll I love chocolate that's why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite loved by some hated by others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That dented tin of haricot beans no-one ever buys."

Just what my cupboard is lacking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would be Ready Brek, good to have first thing in the morning and would give you a warm fuzzy glow

(That will only make sense to those who can remember the 80s advert

And leave me walking around all day with a glow

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Marmite loved by some hated by others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a 200 pack of tea bags because tea is amazing and should be shared with everyone

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"That dented tin of haricot beans no-one ever buys.

Just what my cupboard is lacking

I'm cheaper than the non-dented version too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate. Sweet, addictive and sickening after you eat too much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be a 200 pack of tea bags because tea is amazing and should be shared with everyone "

Decaf?

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Bottle of champagne, all bubbly and sparkly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of household cleaner

Useful, smells clean, comes out when needed and leaves you feeling great and accomplished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would be Ready Brek, good to have first thing in the morning and would give you a warm fuzzy glow

(That will only make sense to those who can remember the 80s advert

)"
always love a nice hot serving of ready brek in the morning

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By *DontExistWoman over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i'm rat poison.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That dented tin of haricot beans no-one ever buys.

Just what my cupboard is lacking

I'm cheaper than the non-dented version too!"

I'll have two and store one for safe keeping

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

I'd be the food getting thrown away... haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be a 200 pack of tea bags because tea is amazing and should be shared with everyone

Decaf?"

Full strength. Add more milk to tone down the strength

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm rat poison."

Love it!

Im annoying little insect killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ice cream because I am sweet hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ferrero Rocher Icecream Cake.

Once tasted you just want to come back for more.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A full bodied red.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ferrero Rocher Icecream Cake.

Once tasted you just want to come back for more."

Wait! There's a Ferrero Rocher icecream cake

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"Ferrero Rocher Icecream Cake.

Once tasted you just want to come back for more.

Wait! There's a Ferrero Rocher icecream cake

Obviously ! What do you think they give the ambassador for dessert, a 99 ?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I would say I'm the bag for life but in truth I'm the cheaper carrier that people use as a bin bag after they get their shopping home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ferrero Rocher Icecream Cake.

Once tasted you just want to come back for more.

Wait! There's a Ferrero Rocher icecream cake

Obviously ! What do you think they give the ambassador for dessert, a 99 ?"

LMAO brilliant...

Too many nuts for my taste though I'm guessing. X

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd be a pair of socks someone picked up and then changed their mind about and put them back on a shelf in the wrong place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A can of red bull, I just keep going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm allspice. No one knows what it is, or where it comes from and it's rarely ever bought.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Currently not meeting so display purposes only here. Or serving suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A battered old TV times, it comes on handy from time to time... Although it's a bit of a shitty read ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something exotic. You'd wanna pick me up and read the label but 99% of the time I'd go back on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tooty Frooties as I'm colourful, sweet, packed full of energy and most of all because I'm naughty but nice

lol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I'm probably like a lot of products you buy, Looks good on the picture but after you get it home you find its not as good and a lot smaller the advertised

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

You know that odd looking stuff in Waitrose that nobody has ever heard of and is tied up with a bit of raffia? That'd be my supermarket shelf equivalent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ferrero Rocher Icecream Cake.

Once tasted you just want to come back for more.

Wait! There's a Ferrero Rocher icecream cake

Obviously ! What do you think they give the ambassador for dessert, a 99 ?"

I invented it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A can of red bull, I just keep going

Very good.

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