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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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i'm gonna cheer myself up by thinking that when guys ghost you for several months after a fuck it means the sex was that good they now have enough sexy memories in the wank bank for all that time.
what you gonna make up?  |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"I'm going to cheer myself up by telling myself that im not going to have a disturbed nights sleep from the discomfort of my new piercing  "
doesn't seem like that cheered you up really?
i'm also gonna cheer myself up with the fact that i can get a fuck any time i want one.
...it might not be with who i want or be any good but still.  |
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"I'm going to cheer myself up by telling myself that im not going to have a disturbed nights sleep from the discomfort of my new piercing
doesn't seem like that cheered you up really?
i'm also gonna cheer myself up with the fact that i can get a fuck any time i want one.
...it might not be with who i want or be any good but still. "
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Im gonna cheer myself up by thinking, this time nxt week i would have won the lottery. I will not be working again. "
and i will cheer myself up by thinking this will happen and when it does you propose to me like you've always wanted to.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I constantly delu...cheer myself up by assuming the reason I don't get any meets is that they are confounded by my amazing intellect, and feel unworthy."
according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites. |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope "
sounds like you don't even need consoling.  |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to cheer myself up with the lie that tomorrow isn't Monday, oh no, it's just Sunday II and therefore I don't have to go to work at all "
i had to check what day it is just now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope
sounds like you don't even need consoling. "
get me through the next 28 days please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox.
We'll have to have a "hair off" at the Brum social  "
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"I often tell myself that I don't get messages because women are intimidated by how lovely my hair is. "
If I recall I actually messaged you to tell you how lovely it was. I don't message men first.
And it is of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I get into work tomorrow my minions will have carried out what I asked them to do, I will therefore have no angry emails or phonecalls asking what the fuck is going on |
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"according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites. "
Or if they do, they are fugly  |
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"I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox.
We'll have to have a "hair off" at the Brum social
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David Ginola's got nowt on me I'll have you know  |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing"
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along. |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
•+• Silicon valley. •+• |
"according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites.
Or if they do, they are fugly "
i am fugly but not fugly enough for people to give me compliments when i fish for them. |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Or if they do, they are fugly
i am fugly but not fugly enough for people to give me compliments when i fish for them.
Oh but you are not fugly "
but that compliment suggests i am.
whoo... hole in the space time continnum created. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along."
is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.
is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me "
maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.
is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me
maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less. "
what do you mean  |
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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.
is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me
maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less.
what do you mean "
nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing
well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.
is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me
maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less.
what do you mean
nothing. "
oh okay my only special friend |
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