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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay..
First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly 
"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"
Say that with a straight face and your in...
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"Okay..
First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly
"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"
Say that with a straight face and your in...
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If you'd said "you're in" I'd have fallen for it  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines"
Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines
Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast "
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course, i won't tell you the one that has worked 99% of the time for me but how about the worst of the worst - grab your coat babe you've pulled.
I mean did anyone ever.? LOL |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines
Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"
The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay..
First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly
"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"
Say that with a straight face and your in...
If you'd said "you're in" I'd have fallen for it "
I love being a spelling/grammar nazi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse'....
Actually used by a friend when we were out at a club, ordinary club. Worked too.. |
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