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By *973 Jimmy OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

You know in the old days a fly swatter was nothing more than a flat hitting surface on the end of a stick, shows how far we've come don't it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "

Seconded

Not so funny when it's done to you though is it?

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "

I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

Seconded

Not so funny when it's done to you though is it? "

That's why I confiscated it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it "

Ha! Its like the square battery thing, its too tempting not to lick it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "

I need one of those lol wheredo i get one

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I can think of more exciting modern wonders than fly killers masquerading as office tasers

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Ha! Its like the square battery thing, its too tempting not to lick it! "

That's very true

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I need one as my cattle prod is faulty..!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I can think of more exciting modern wonders than fly killers masquerading as office tasers "

Dunno sound's pretty exciting to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha! Its like the square battery thing, its too tempting not to lick it!

That's very true "

Goes rummaging around for square batteries in the drawer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can think of a few people I'd like to use one on x

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By * for KinkMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"I need one of those lol wheredo i get one "

I think LidlAldi are selling them at the moment.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I can think of more exciting modern wonders than fly killers masquerading as office tasers

Dunno sound's pretty exciting to me "

Depends on the office I guess, the bedroom might be better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I can think of a few people I'd like to use one on x "

Ties himself naked to the rafters oh you didnt mean in that way did you

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "
Its called BDSM lol

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I want one desperately!

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Wonders if I could kill flies with my violet wand...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it "

Would have been better if it had been their cocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived "

Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "

Lol. There's some people I'd like to electrocute at work

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I've got one of those electric tennis fly racquets.

I've hit a few flies dead but some have just been knocked out for a minute.

They smell when they spark and start smoking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived

Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless "

ah im a windows open all the time im in kind of girl - so flies come and go as they please

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it

Would have been better if it had been their cocks "

Now that is a good idea!

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By *hips n FursMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

I need one of those lol wheredo i get one "

Most friendly sex shops,same effect but it's a riding crop

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By *hips n FursMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield


"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other

I need one of those lol wheredo i get one

Most friendly sex shops,same effect but it's a riding crop"

Forgot to add that it gives you a mild electric shock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a thing shaped like a computer mouse. You sit it on top of a can and press the button, then it turns itself to open the can.

Mind, how come there isn't a computer game called Kick the Can? Modern life not so great after all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived

Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless

ah im a windows open all the time im in kind of girl - so flies come and go as they please "

I'm the sort of idiot who opens the window to let a fly out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got one of those electric tennis fly racquets.

I've hit a few flies dead but some have just been knocked out for a minute.

They smell when they spark and start smoking"

Where do they buy the tiny cigarettes?

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