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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "
Seconded
Not so funny when it's done to you though is it? |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "
I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
Seconded
Not so funny when it's done to you though is it? "
That's why I confiscated it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it "
Ha! Its like the square battery thing, its too tempting not to lick it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "
I need one of those lol wheredo i get one |
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it "
Would have been better if it had been their cocks |
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had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived "
Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other "
Lol. There's some people I'd like to electrocute at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived
Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless "
ah im a windows open all the time im in kind of girl - so flies come and go as they please |
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
I had a similar thing where a couple of the sales guys couldn't resist putting their tongue on it
Would have been better if it had been their cocks "
Now that is a good idea! |
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
I need one of those lol wheredo i get one "
Most friendly sex shops,same effect but it's a riding crop |
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"I had to confiscate an electric fly swatter from people at work once. Apparently its impossible to resist the urge to electrocute each other
I need one of those lol wheredo i get one
Most friendly sex shops,same effect but it's a riding crop"
Forgot to add that it gives you a mild electric shock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've got a thing shaped like a computer mouse. You sit it on top of a can and press the button, then it turns itself to open the can.
Mind, how come there isn't a computer game called Kick the Can? Modern life not so great after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"had a giant spider waiting for me in the kitchen the other night - it got the traditional flip flop treatment- when my kids were younger they used to drop the old yellow pages onto them and leave it in the midst of wherever as they were too scared it might just have survived
Should have kept the spider...it eats the flys....fly swatter suddenly obsolete...unless
ah im a windows open all the time im in kind of girl - so flies come and go as they please "
I'm the sort of idiot who opens the window to let a fly out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got one of those electric tennis fly racquets.
I've hit a few flies dead but some have just been knocked out for a minute.
They smell when they spark and start smoking"
Where do they buy the tiny cigarettes? |
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