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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a man called Mctavish
Who had a sexual relationship with a radish
He'd sing in a ballad
Of his love of a good salad
But we all thought it all rather faddish.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from Looe
Her fella was in on it too
They'd meet couple or single
In clubs loved to mingle
But wouldn't tolerate piss, pain or poo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple I knew from North Hants
Were fantastic company, great bants
You'd indulge in their wishes
Even doing their dishes
For the chance to get into her pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to the fabbers posting on this thread,
some of you I wish were dead,
you've no place here u aint a swinger,
in fact yer a horrid collective minger,
I need shot of this place really soon,
tired of sending mails like mills and boone,
the site needs updated as its utter tripe,
from user no longer on site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to the fabbers posting on this thread,
some of you I wish were dead,
you've no place here u aint a swinger,
in fact yer a horrid collective minger,
I need shot of this place really soon,
tired of sending mails like mills and boone,
the site needs updated as its utter tripe,
from user no longer on site."
But you're still here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to the fabbers posting on this thread,
some of you I wish were dead,
you've no place here u aint a swinger,
in fact yer a horrid collective minger,
I need shot of this place really soon,
tired of sending mails like mills and boone,
the site needs updated as its utter tripe,
from user no longer on site.
But you're still here "
I'm still here to get messages to stay,
Dont think you are making me sway,
the cunts on here are like burst pipes,
tired of constant single men swipes,
enough of this shit yer all twats,
Go fuck yersel ladies n chaps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to the fabbers posting on this thread,
some of you I wish were dead,
you've no place here u aint a swinger,
in fact yer a horrid collective minger,
I need shot of this place really soon,
tired of sending mails like mills and boone,
the site needs updated as its utter tripe,
from user no longer on site.
But you're still here
I'm still here to get messages to stay,
Dont think you are making me sway,
the cunts on here are like burst pipes,
tired of constant single men swipes,
enough of this shit yer all twats,
Go fuck yersel ladies n chaps."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A thousand single men did whine
What's up with this profile of mine?
I'd thought you'd all flock
For a suck of my cock
I'm off, this is a waste of my time!.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A thousand single men did whine
What's up with this profile of mine?
I'd thought you'd all flock
For a suck of my cock
I'm off, this is a waste of my time!.
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another couple showing superiority,
we are beings with feelings and hearts,
not our fault yer wives have smelly fanny farts,
time to rise up single men we are not a commodity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are a professional pair
And if we meet no one we don't care
We seek only perfection
And give all rejection
Coz no one is good as us we swear. "
professional har har like we care,
you drive a shitty car,
with yer perfect lives,
you trophy yer wives,
leaving most of us in despair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need new limerick training lol"
A guy who hailed from Cumbernauld
Needed Limerick training it's told
He'd tear his hair out each time
In exasperation, trying to rhyme
And now, he's frankly, quite bald.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need new limerick training lol
A guy who hailed from Cumbernauld
Needed Limerick training it's told
He'd tear his hair out each time
In exasperation, trying to rhyme
And now, he's frankly, quite bald.
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naturistdou dost take aplomb,
to my sweet cumbernauld song,
I'm perving their pics,
seeing what clicks,
hoping to see the hot Mrs thong |
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