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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm excited

Don't worry, he won't know what's hit him

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I cross my fingers for ya that it all goes well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a great time Governor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

I'll join in haha lets have a toast to you hopefully not being able to walk after haha and many more to cum!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh have a lovely time x

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By *atebanksMan  over a year ago

North London

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

Completely out of context... I love ur pic were ur in white lingerie ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woop woop! Have a fab time. ..the forum waits with baited breath. ..

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Good luck for later Ms Wilkes, have fun hope it goes well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

was asked if I was going to wear anything sexy so suggested a nurse for some role play but it's actually a real white doctors coat, red suspenders, white stockings, red bra, stethoscope, latex gloves, speculum, medical lube and a surgeons mask. Too much? I don't care, wheels are coming off, it's been too long!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went every detail, down to how white his cum is haha

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pics or it didn’t happen. Ha ha

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Wahooooooooey!

I'm excited for you!

Have a great time xx

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By *lwaysreay9Man  over a year ago

Next to you

Lucky fucker literally!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

Woohoo, I'm very excited for you lovely. I hope you have an awesome time

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

have a nice time and enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want! "

I know, I have had a lot of videos sent to me and his face is handsome. But yeah, should chill my beans, I just wanna get fucked so bad.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Will you leave the door open?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want!

I know, I have had a lot of videos sent to me and his face is handsome. But yeah, should chill my beans, I just wanna get fucked so bad. "

Don't you worry, I'm sure you are going to get fucked good and proper

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want!

I know, I have had a lot of videos sent to me and his face is handsome. But yeah, should chill my beans, I just wanna get fucked so bad. "

Well it's a good start that you've seen videos. Yeah chill your bean's woman you'll be too knackered by this evening to do anything if you don't,you'll have worn yourself out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can. "

Oh a man that gets sex, you are something of mythical legend.

Alas your profile is hidden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can.

Oh a man that gets sex, you are something of mythical legend.

Alas your profile is hidden "

He can't handle the women throwing themselves at him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can.

Oh a man that gets sex, you are something of mythical legend.

Alas your profile is hidden

He can't handle the women throwing themselves at him "

I bet he's explosive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm excited for you

Is your fanny Opal Fruit fresh?

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Im excited for ya! About time ladybird!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

come back and tell - not too many details of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant news.

Hope you have a eye rolling,fucktastic time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can.

Oh a man that gets sex, you are something of mythical legend.

Alas your profile is hidden

He can't handle the women throwing themselves at him

I bet he's explosive "

in 3 seconds

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By *ex mad ladMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Give me your location and I'll come show excited I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm excited for you

Is your fanny Opal Fruit fresh? "

Nah, I mentioned this the other day, I've been eating a lot of meat lately, mainly pies so I hope he likes the taste of fray and bentos pies!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only went a grabbed myself a meet of my own haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Only went a grabbed myself a meet of my own haha "

Nice one love, have a brill time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky guy xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only went a grabbed myself a meet of my own haha

Nice one love, have a brill time "

Oh I will, you too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell him to join in on the forums. I could use the entertainment.

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

Aw lovely!

Have a ball sweetie!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm excited for you

Is your fanny Opal Fruit fresh?

Nah, I mentioned this the other day, I've been eating a lot of meat lately, mainly pies so I hope he likes the taste of fray and bentos pies!"

Men love meat. He might not come up for air.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'd be more excited if you were meeting me, but have a ball. Hell, have both of them.....enjoy..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hooray! I hope it's everything you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm excited for you too.

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By *huckzMan  over a year ago

spalding


"Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want!

I know, I have had a lot of videos sent to me and his face is handsome. But yeah, should chill my beans, I just wanna get fucked so bad. "

.......sorry to burst your bubble .....but I heard on the grapevine your meet is a premature ejaculator.....and can only get it up the once.....lol.....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice, Handsome and Welsh.... What's not to like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Experience has taught me not to get over excited intil I've met them in the flesh. Hope you get the kind of meet you want!

I know, I have had a lot of videos sent to me and his face is handsome. But yeah, should chill my beans, I just wanna get fucked so bad. .......sorry to burst your bubble .....but I heard on the grapevine your meet is a premature ejaculator.....and can only get it up the once.....lol.....;-)"

I like fast cummers anyway and we have the full night so I'm sure he'd rise again!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"was asked if I was going to wear anything sexy so suggested a nurse for some role play but it's actually a real white doctors coat, red suspenders, white stockings, red bra, stethoscope, latex gloves, speculum, medical lube and a surgeons mask. Too much? I don't care, wheels are coming off, it's been too long! "

We need pics.

Good luck tonight! Can't wait for the update tomorrow.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Woo hoo! Have a good evening.

Look forward to the forum update.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

MissWilkes you made my day! I just saw it. Thank you. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go get 'em tiger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cosmic baby !

Do attempt to ease him in gently, doubt the poor guy knows what's coming his way

Hope it goes well

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman  over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Hope it goes well!

His chocolate starfish is going to be shined within an inch of its life!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"MissWilkes you made my day! I just saw it. Thank you. x"

Different pic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's all going to go well

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By *atford69Man  over a year ago

Westbourne park


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

I'd love to join you?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good news!

Hope it's all you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those dreams that you dare to dream really do come true...

May all your dreams come true OP

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Those dreams that you dare to dream really do come true...

May all your dreams come true OP"

She's after a shag isn't she or are we talking boyfriend?! Don't know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?"

Manual evacuation

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Hope it goes well.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?"

I don't think you can. Are you hoping for anal sex? If not it's not a massive issue, unless your nerves might make you fart!!!

I hope you have a good evening

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

You know that film with Jennifer Anniston in. Can't remember the name, maybe 'Along Came Polly' or something similar. There's a hilarious toilet scene in with Ben Stillar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?

I don't think you can. Are you hoping for anal sex? If not it's not a massive issue, unless your nerves might make you fart!!!

I hope you have a good evening "

Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh pob lwc hyfryd! Hoping it goes as well as you hope it does!

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By *aughtychopsCouple  over a year ago

Dartford

Wehheyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh pob lwc hyfryd! Hoping it goes as well as you hope it does! "

Diolch cariad!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i will keep schtum about the shovel in the boot of your car shhhhhh

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Does he have a friend?

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?

I don't think you can. Are you hoping for anal sex? If not it's not a massive issue, unless your nerves might make you fart!!!

I hope you have a good evening

Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!"

A really strong coffee and a cigarette might help?

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Don't speak Welsh I am in Cardiff station and confused by the funny language

Good luck tonight

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By *atsun xxxMan  over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Fantastic news beautiful

Have a fantastic night

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?

I don't think you can. Are you hoping for anal sex? If not it's not a massive issue, unless your nerves might make you fart!!!

I hope you have a good evening

Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!

A really strong coffee and a cigarette might help? "

A litre of prune juice but I think you've left it a bit late. Best keep a tight areshole and play coy if a finger strays there..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those dreams that you dare to dream really do come true...

May all your dreams come true OP

She's after a shag isn't she or are we talking boyfriend?! Don't know..."

Are they allowed to leave....

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

I wonder if her date is having the same dilemma with bowel movements.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't speak Welsh I am in Cardiff station and confused by the funny language

Good luck tonight "

You're in Wales tonight? You poor sod!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I wonder if her date is having the same dilemma with bowel movements."
perhaps they're having a game of find the log

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?"

You ain't squatting heavy enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoy yourself.

Order breakfast to the room too, that way replenishing the energy levels doesn't take up too much time. X

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Fucksake how can you make yourself have a shit. Wanted to have one and then another quick shower before I left so I can give my arse a quick blast.

I've tried squatting really hard, drank loads of water. I've just eaten 10 pineapple fingers. How can I get it out before I go?"

Use the shower hose as a douche.

Or is it just me that does that?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!"

I did that once with a girl - found the turtle's head...not a pleasant experience, and the fun stopped pretty quickly after that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!

I did that once with a girl - found the turtle's head...not a pleasant experience, and the fun stopped pretty quickly after that..."

Me too. I just carried on

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By *igboobies42Woman  over a year ago

Essex

Hope all goes well and you leave with a smile on your face x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!

I did that once with a girl - found the turtle's head...not a pleasant experience, and the fun stopped pretty quickly after that...

Me too. I just carried on"

I probably would have done had it been a little firmer...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah I won't do anal on a first meet but just incase a stray finger goes up there, don't want him touching a log. Fuck why do I eat so much!

I did that once with a girl - found the turtle's head...not a pleasant experience, and the fun stopped pretty quickly after that...

Me too. I just carried on"

I can't stop picturing this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ohmy the perils of sex with strangers - i am curled up laughing here - and part of the reason i dont do anal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those dreams that you dare to dream really do come true...

May all your dreams come true OP

She's after a shag isn't she or are we talking boyfriend?! Don't know..."

They both count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get in "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah looking forward to seeing the verification it might break fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get in "

That's what she said

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By *cenario-xxxMan  over a year ago

Salford

The ups, downs, ins and outs of this thread have been hilarious

Good luck for the meet op!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited

No"

You savage

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"ohmy the perils of sex with strangers - i am curled up laughing here - and part of the reason i dont do anal "

Laughing with you hun!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited "

Excuse Me Miss Wilkes...

Have you looked in the mirror lately??? You are smoking hot and the guy should be thanking his lucky stars if you just fart in his general direction!!

Lol.. Go get some, but don't ever think that you are the lucky one

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By *aucycouple85Couple  over a year ago

Coalville

hope it all went well and you had fun

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By *he fab twoCouple  over a year ago

brentwood


"Great news i'm sure you're have a amazing time.

I've only been on here just over a week and already on meet number 3 this evening.

Rock an roll grab it while you can.

Oh a man that gets sex, you are something of mythical legend.

Alas your profile is hidden "

Legend or liar lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Managed to get someone to meet me and hopefully blast the cobwebs off tonight. Should be ok right guys and I won't be blown out. The evidence, messages everyday leading up to today and calls, were discussing a hotel last night as he was holding off booking incase I bailed but he booked it and sent the screen shot of the confirmation.

He's nice and handsome and Welsh and likes food.

Anybody want to join me in getting excited

No"

What's the point in commenting just to say that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have fun miss Wilkes ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have fun miss Wilkes ?? "

I did

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Did you manage to poo first though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad you had a good time

Did you manage to cure the patient of all his ailments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you manage to poo first though?"

Nope, and I was ok, didn't feel like I needed one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"was asked if I was going to wear anything sexy so suggested a nurse for some role play but it's actually a real white doctors coat, red suspenders, white stockings, red bra, stethoscope, latex gloves, speculum, medical lube and a surgeons mask. Too much? I don't care, wheels are coming off, it's been too long! "

Lucky man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's probably destroying the toilet..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did you manage to poo first though?

Nope, and I was ok, didn't feel like I needed one. "

All that worry eh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you manage to poo first though?

Nope, and I was ok, didn't feel like I needed one. "

Maybe just a little case of pre-meet nerves. I told you you would do well as a proctologist..

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Have fun miss Wilkes ??

I did "

What a fun read this thread has been and a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very important question, how was the penis?

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By *wingcityMan  over a year ago

perth


"Very important question, how was the penis? "

Haha love that message

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

More important is he still breathing lol x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Wahooooooooey!

Ah glad you had a good time lovey x

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK

Nice to read a story with a happy ending and no drama!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay


"Did you manage to poo first though?

Nope, and I was ok, didn't feel like I needed one. "

Nerves can be funny like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very important question, how was the penis? "

I can't discuss things like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

smiley day today then

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I just wanna read the veris.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"smiley day today then "

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

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By *aked butlerMan  over a year ago

Manchester

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris. "

Me too I'm bursting for this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards? "

If you already paid just drop the key card at reception. Hope you had a nice night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris. "

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very important question, how was the penis?

I can't discuss things like that "

Sorry, I keep forgetting you're shy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We all wanna know how slutty OP go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards? "

cant beat a good skulk move

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Very important question, how was the penis?

I can't discuss things like that "

That's not like you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

cant beat a good skulk move "

Oh god, I've worked on reception in a hotel and we do laugh about guests, I'm gotta hand these keys in on my own so they're gonna know I was here for shagging.

Ah fuck it be brave, I'm gonna get a breakfast roll on my way home I think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky you!!

Enjoy!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

cant beat a good skulk move

Oh god, I've worked on reception in a hotel and we do laugh about guests, I'm gotta hand these keys in on my own so they're gonna know I was here for shagging.

Ah fuck it be brave, I'm gonna get a breakfast roll on my way home I think. "

shoulders back - chest out - walk like you own it - smile at them as you say good morning -

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

cant beat a good skulk move

Oh god, I've worked on reception in a hotel and we do laugh about guests, I'm gotta hand these keys in on my own so they're gonna know I was here for shagging.

Ah fuck it be brave, I'm gonna get a breakfast roll on my way home I think.

shoulders back - chest out - walk like you own it - smile at them as you say good morning - "

I know but the guy who booked and paid went home and I stayed on, hope I don't need to sign anything?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

cant beat a good skulk move

Oh god, I've worked on reception in a hotel and we do laugh about guests, I'm gotta hand these keys in on my own so they're gonna know I was here for shagging.

Ah fuck it be brave, I'm gonna get a breakfast roll on my way home I think.

shoulders back - chest out - walk like you own it - smile at them as you say good morning - "

Can't wait to read the verication and hers in return.

So wanking already for it.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met. "

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're only leaving a hotel why the worry?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one! "

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Just leave the keys in the room if you don't want to hand them in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?"

Do you have two profiles?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More important is he still breathing lol x"

Not that important. There are plenty of us and far worse ways to go..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards?

cant beat a good skulk move

Oh god, I've worked on reception in a hotel and we do laugh about guests, I'm gotta hand these keys in on my own so they're gonna know I was here for shagging.

Ah fuck it be brave, I'm gonna get a breakfast roll on my way home I think. "

Haha OP you should try using a day room, that's hilarious checking out of as they definitely know you've been shagging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!"

Why ask that but no just the one.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!

Why ask that but no just the one. "

Just wondered...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!

Why ask that but no just the one.

Just wondered..."

Sorry i don't have a fit twin who will babe.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!

Why ask that but no just the one.

Just wondered...

Sorry i don't have a fit twin who will babe. "

A fit twin who will what? I have a twin however...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah. He's back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. He's back."

Harder faster and bullet proof.

Take your best shot.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww bless jealousy is rearing it's ugly head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aww bless jealousy is rearing it's ugly head "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad you had a great night OP. Great to see you having fun with likeminded peeps xx

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"smiley day today then

Yeah I'm just building up the courage now to leave the room I can hear the guests next to me moving about so just gonna wait for them to leave before I skulk off. You don't sign anything when you vacate do you, you just leave the key cards? "

Due to the terrorist threat You now have to verify and sign that the CCTV footage was in fact you,

it's noise and motion activated so only comes on when you're moving around, they normally ask you to watch a 10 minute section where the noise and movement levels peeked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah. He's back.

Harder faster and bullet proof.

Take your best shot. "

Just be chilled and subtle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah. He's back.

Harder faster and bullet proof.

Take your best shot. "

i'm a whizz with a NERF N-Strike Elite Mega Lightning Bow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well that escalated quickly..

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"Yeah. He's back."

These type of profiles do bring a bit of fun to the threads with all the twists and turns,

Its like watching first series of a drama and finding out who all the main characters are going to be

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Woo hoo you go girl!

Hope you had a great time.

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Haha OP you should try using a day room, that's hilarious checking out of as they definitely know you've been shagging "

If anyone knows of any hotels that actually do rooms just for the day or pay by the hour I really would like to know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woo hoo you go girl!

Hope you had a great time.

X"

I did but it was with a guy I'd met 3 years ago. My first meet was a social with a hotel booked just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Haha OP you should try using a day room, that's hilarious checking out of as they definitely know you've been shagging

If anyone knows of any hotels that actually do rooms just for the day or pay by the hour I really would like to know!!"

Google day rooms, I've stayed in a few!

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"

Haha OP you should try using a day room, that's hilarious checking out of as they definitely know you've been shagging

If anyone knows of any hotels that actually do rooms just for the day or pay by the hour I really would like to know!!"

A lot of hotels do day rates now, there's a website tv add that is pushing them and it's quite funny as it kind of indicates they could be used for "fun"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!

Why ask that but no just the one.

Just wondered...

Sorry i don't have a fit twin who will babe.

A fit twin who will what? I have a twin however...

OMG no thanks granny..

. You misunderstand me. Are you that Greystone twit?"

Either way he ain't gonna last long at this rate....

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral

I so need to do this.

It's been so long, the longer it gets, the less I want to...confidence is shot to shit and it takes so much effort to get everything sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woo hoo you go girl!

Hope you had a great time.

X

I did but it was with a guy I'd met 3 years ago. My first meet was a social with a hotel booked just in case. "

love a girl with a back up plan - whether intended or not

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Creepy as...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...fuck.

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By *anchester_gentMan  over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border


" I know but the guy who booked and paid went home and I stayed on, hope I don't need to sign anything? "

No - just drop the keys off. But you said he was unlikely to leave you a veri...but you'd had a good time?

Was there *another* guy involved too??

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By *rishman444Man  over a year ago

letterkenny

Why he go home early

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanna read the veris.

Umm I don't think I'll be getting one from the guy I originally met.

Wait a wee minute. "originally met" suggests that there was more than one!

LMAO you calling her a slag or something mate.?

Do you have two profiles?!

Why ask that but no just the one.

Just wondered...

Sorry i don't have a fit twin who will babe.

A fit twin who will what? I have a twin however...

OMG no thanks granny..

. You misunderstand me. Are you that Greystone twit?

Either way he ain't gonna last long at this rate.... "

He didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm excited

Don't worry, he won't know what's hit him "

i would agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I still want nurse pics.

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