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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What would you buy?

BG x

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A homeless person a meal and a drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

A coffee each and then have a chat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmm some chocolate maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

A bottle of wine to share with you

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By *rrol.BMan  over a year ago

Wrexham


"A homeless person a meal and a drink "

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My lunch lol. Won't get much change out of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back "

Nice rescue. See Errol, it's not completely broken

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

A big mac meal if £5 is enough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! ! "

Drinks would be on you then!

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By *laymates7Woman  over a year ago

Isle of Wight

A pair of knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! !

Drinks would be on you then! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some eliquid for my pipe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid."

This! Damn you Gemini man!

I'd pop it in the nearest animal shelter to help feed the poor dogs and other animals

*disclaimer - I'd actually pop to the supermarket and buy a REALLY big bar of dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid.

This! Damn you Gemini man!

I'd pop it in the nearest animal shelter to help feed the poor dogs and other animals

*disclaimer - I'd actually pop to the supermarket and buy a REALLY big bar of dairy milk "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gas bottle for my camping stove

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid."

Some wool to crochet a snood, I see a lot of homeless at work and they get given food a lot but in winter they're always cold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A week's worth of good food from Lidl ^_^

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What would you buy?

BG x"

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bread and milk.

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By *iss InnocenceWoman  over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Both of us a Yeager bomb

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

2 99s and a 69

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A full English from the cafe. I'm really hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

"

If you win, drinks are on you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two bacon butties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Both of us a Yeager bomb "

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

I would donate it to the bulldog rescue and rehoming charity.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

If you win, drinks are on you!! "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

"

My kinda guy 5 quid on the roulette and try build it up.

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

I tried to buy someone some cough medicine the other day who couldn't afford it. Despite needing it she walking out of the shop without any.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would probably go in a savings pot for my imminently due grandchild.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would probably go in a savings pot for my imminently due grandchild. "

Grandchild!!!!!!!!!

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By *iss InnocenceWoman  over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol


"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

"

How about Sambuca ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. I have a 19 year old daughter who is pregnant next month.

My daughter has only been in my life since March as I did not know she existed until then.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Lube.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought coffee and food for a homeless guy this morning...and sat on the street talking with him while he had it.

Made me realise just how lucky I am....

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

two Euro millions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just bought a lovely cute baby pink pinny on eBay.for £1.95 so I might buy two more in different colours lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

5 cans of Monster green

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman  over a year ago

x


"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

How about Sambuca ??"

Yes please to both xx

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By *iss InnocenceWoman  over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol


"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

How about Sambuca ??

Yes please to both xx "

Anytime sexy

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"A homeless person a meal and a drink "

You'd buy a homeless person, a meal and a drink??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tampax. They're a luxury item ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Dr Peppa and a boost

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By *ere2pleasureUMan  over a year ago

Kington


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

"

Or a spell/grammar checker app...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

Or a spell/grammar checker app... "

Not any just for men?

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes. I have a 19 year old daughter who is pregnant next month.

My daughter has only been in my life since March as I did not know she existed until then. "

She's pregnant next month?? Wow that's quite some planning...

I get what you mean, 2x congrats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

A ferry ticket to Ireland!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would put it towards my Christmas savings. I'm determined to enjoy my Christmas shopping this year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in the mood for ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

Or a spell/grammar checker app... "

id get this poster some manners if u could buy them as he doesnt seem to know why _eeside has spelling issues

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Kfc. Not had one in ages. You could have a hot wing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A homeless person a meal and a drink "

It's nice to do this. Go on..... make some poor persons day far more than if anyone ever gave you a fiver. You'll feel so much better for it. I often do. The smile you put on their face and when they go "Really" ??? thanks man.

Even better is to slip a few pounds or a note under one of their blankets when they are asleep. Imagine waking up and finding it. You'd be like a little angel.

I just thank my lucky stars I'm not in their situation, however they got there.

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

Never give tramps money, I either give them a drink or food.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A homeless person a meal and a drink

It's nice to do this. Go on..... make some poor persons day far more than if anyone ever gave you a fiver. You'll feel so much better for it. I often do. The smile you put on their face and when they go "Really" ??? thanks man.

Even better is to slip a few pounds or a note under one of their blankets when they are asleep. Imagine waking up and finding it. You'd be like a little angel.

I just thank my lucky stars I'm not in their situation, however they got there."

Sometimes it's even good to stop and talk to them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a homeless man in MK who has a sign that says "id rather have a hug than money"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"There's a homeless man in MK who has a sign that says "id rather have a hug than money" "

Is he a pick pocket?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

I have a homeless guy a couple of quid. He went into Wetherspoons.

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By *orks funMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"A pair of knickers. "

New or used

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

A Lamborghini, a castle in the stars, and a pound of fairy dust so my car can fly

Oh and a thank you card cos I am polite like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

A Lamborghini, a castle in the stars, and a pound of fairy dust so my car can fly

Oh and a thank you card cos I am polite like that "

Fiver well spent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

chocolate chocolate and more chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn, this is almost as hard as those 'how many left' math questions.

Gone are the days when you could get a return plane ticket for under a fiver.

Chocolate will do, I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be honest I wouldn't accept it.

A fiver isnt enough for anything so I'd rather you kept your hard earned money x

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"What would you buy?

BG x"

I wouldn't take it but you could buy me a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To be honest I wouldn't accept it.

A fiver isnt enough for anything so I'd rather you kept your hard earned money x"

*chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x

I wouldn't take it but you could buy me a drink "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need some milk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks "

Lol @ a couple of weeks.

Best bring some sellotape in case of leaks.

What could go wrong, eh?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks "

I'll lend you a kayak use your fiver for supplies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

Lol @ a couple of weeks.

Best bring some sellotape in case of leaks.

What could go wrong, eh? "

Crossing the Irish Sea by dinghy, how hard can it be?

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"What would you buy?

BG x

A bottle of wine to share with you "

£5 for wine?

Is that cheap plonk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing as I am a gentlemen and would give it straight back thanks for the jester I do need it were as you do and offer to buy you something in return.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Not a lot as a fiver doesn't go far nowadays.

Well unless I popped into Lidl, lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not a lot as a fiver doesn't go far nowadays.

Well unless I popped into Lidl, lol

"

Spent wisely, you could do a weeks food for a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Monster munch multipack and give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monster munch multipack and give you one."

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits "

Are you talking to yourselves again?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

Are you talking to yourselves again?! "

Certainly looks that way.

Good job you showed up

P.s

I'm fabbing your tits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits "

My tits say thank you

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork

Petrol for my lawn mower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pair of knickers. "

You look better without! Have to pick something else to buy!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Flowers for Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right Now I'd pay for someone to give me a 50 pence piece so I can use these poxy train station toilets

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Flowers for Miss. "

And if for some reason this wasnt viable a sausage baguette and coffee from Greggs in the morning before work and give the £2 change to the lady selling the Big Issue.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

Condoms, pleasure jell or flowers?

Ether way you would benefit from it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you buy?

BG x"

I'm craving a box of three Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ivebeen craving a chippy tea so maybe chips and curry sauce

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By *tep121Man  over a year ago

manchester

Bunch of flowers for the OP...

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Some New cloths for under the sink .

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.


"A homeless person a meal and a drink "

Where I work, the reply from most homeless people would be along the lines of "For fucks sake, I don't want anymore food I want money."

I have heard this on more than one occasion...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bottle of lube, can never not have enough lube haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id put it in my fund for my penis enlargement op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not givng you a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now ... an egg mcmuffin breakfast with a latte and an extra hash brown

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By *tep121Man  over a year ago

manchester

I only give food and drink to homeless. I'd never Give them money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd buy a packet of condoms, then ebay them in 20 years time as a museum piece. Not as if I'd get to use them

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.


"I only give food and drink to homeless. I'd never Give them money. "

A lot of them get well fed by charities so a large percentage of them want the money for drink, drugs, cigarettes, phone top ups etc...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah bless??

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Something for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not givng you a fiver"
no i wouldn't waste it . Id give it to a good cause .

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By *buddie69Man  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back "

A taxi to Dudley!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back

A taxi to Dudley!"

you wont a taxi from.stoke to dudley for a fiver

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