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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox 
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I prefer COD or Battlefield myself.
Keep your tanks, the games nothing like driving the real thing
Bf1 or 4 both about the best you can get (ps4)"
Just no bf3 bf4 anyday! And pc version at that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in the day my ex would be playing pro evolution soccer in bed, I'd pull his boxers down and suck him off, I'd get controller leads on my head, I'd go on all fours and pull my knickers down and wiggle my fanny and arse hole around, he'd pause it briefly to snog my cunt and stick his tongue in my arse but then go back to his game.
Was getting out the vibrator, laying on top of the blankets to use it and being a bit louder than I usual would that would get him to abandon the game to fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope "
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxx |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"I prefer COD or Battlefield myself.
Keep your tanks, the games nothing like driving the real thing
Bf1 or 4 both about the best you can get (ps4)
Just no bf3 bf4 anyday! And pc version at that!"
Bf3 greater than bf4 that should have said lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh john enjoy playing with your tanks
Kat You know men and gaming yawnnnnnn lol xx"
That's why I'm single now my man got his gaming I'm having fun now lol x morning kat babe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab "
*Throws video games in the bin* well hello there. I'm more of a candy crush kinda guy |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab "
to right it does and none of what it says is pretty on the ego |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But if he tried putting the moves on me whilst I was playing theme hospital, especially if I was trying to deal with an emergency case of balloon head I'd bat him away and shout FUCK OFF.
Jesus it really is that long since I've had a boyfriend. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
Ide rother have a Average ladie than nun at all |
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"I prefer COD or Battlefield myself.
Keep your tanks, the games nothing like driving the real thing
Bf1 or 4 both about the best you can get (ps4)
Just no bf3 bf4 anyday! And pc version at that!"
I used to play BF2 on pc and was forever playing catch up with technology. In the end spent £1000 about 12 years ago.
Then loved Bf3 then 4 on ps3 as it was a level playing field.
Invested in ps4 and the jump in graphics were superb on bf4, I've never seen bf3 on ps3.
Bf1/ps4 has gone up a level in graphics but I love the violence in that game.
I'm not a violent person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab
*Throws video games in the bin* well hello there. I'm more of a candy crush kinda guy"
And that's how you do it *clicks fingers in a sassy way* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back in the day my ex would be playing pro evolution soccer in bed, I'd pull his boxers down and suck him off, I'd get controller leads on my head, I'd go on all fours and pull my knickers down and wiggle my fanny and arse hole around, he'd pause it briefly to snog my cunt and stick his tongue in my arse but then go back to his game.
Was getting out the vibrator, laying on top of the blankets to use it and being a bit louder than I usual would that would get him to abandon the game to fuck!"
Unplug the fucker. The console, not your vibrator, assuming it's mains powered. You don't look the type to settle for mere battery powered ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But if he tried putting the moves on me whilst I was playing theme hospital, especially if I was trying to deal with an emergency case of balloon head I'd bat him away and shout FUCK OFF.
Jesus it really is that long since I've had a boyfriend. "
A case of slack tongue never bothered me too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh john enjoy playing with your tanks
Kat You know men and gaming yawnnnnnn lol xx
That's why I'm single now my man got his gaming I'm having fun now lol x morning kat babe "
ahhhh I'm lucky johns not much of a gamer and morning hun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But if he tried putting the moves on me whilst I was playing theme hospital, especially if I was trying to deal with an emergency case of balloon head I'd bat him away and shout FUCK OFF.
Jesus it really is that long since I've had a boyfriend.
A case of slack tongue never bothered me too much "
Wasn't even balloon head was it, was bloaty head! Doh! |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms) "
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab "
This.
Plus my game is spot on for those i actually want to attract |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Ide rother have a Average ladie than nun at all "
You deserve more than a average woman _eeside |
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I've got mates who have met through BF2.
Started a relationship, married and had two children since.
Similar with me but we haven't had kids or married. We met on a forum but have never gamed together. she visits me every so often, it's great |
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"But if he tried putting the moves on me whilst I was playing theme hospital, especially if I was trying to deal with an emergency case of balloon head I'd bat him away and shout FUCK OFF.
Jesus it really is that long since I've had a boyfriend.
A case of slack tongue never bothered me too much
Wasn't even balloon head was it, was bloaty head! Doh!"
Is she an angel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I think this says more about you than any woman on fab
*Throws video games in the bin* well hello there. I'm more of a candy crush kinda guy
And that's how you do it *clicks fingers in a sassy way* "
You've been playing 'Sassy Lass Simulator' again haven't you? It shows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented "
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh john enjoy playing with your tanks
Kat You know men and gaming yawnnnnnn lol xx
That's why I'm single now my man got his gaming I'm having fun now lol x morning kat babe ahhhh I'm lucky johns not much of a gamer and morning hun xx"
My exs rather play tanks then play with me  all different now lol. You good kat x |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ? "
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxx"
maybe i should use that as my status |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got mates who have met through BF2.
Started a relationship, married and had two children since.
Similar with me but we haven't had kids or married. We met on a forum but have never gamed together. she visits me every so often, it's great "
I know someone just like that to lol |
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"I've got mates who have met through BF2.
Started a relationship, married and had two children since.
Similar with me but we haven't had kids or married. We met on a forum but have never gamed together. she visits me every so often, it's great
I know someone just like that to lol"
Ironically they stopped playing online once they hooked up.
It's a sweet story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone on here has to play PUBG, Surely? "
I do, but it was pretty much the same as my sex life...30 minutes of stumbling about looking for the important bits then finished off in the blink of an eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Back in the day my ex would be playing pro evolution soccer in bed, I'd pull his boxers down and suck him off, I'd get controller leads on my head, I'd go on all fours and pull my knickers down and wiggle my fanny and arse hole around, he'd pause it briefly to snog my cunt and stick his tongue in my arse but then go back to his game.
Was getting out the vibrator, laying on top of the blankets to use it and being a bit louder than I usual would that would get him to abandon the game to fuck!"
That is a quality I look for in a woman: the ability to broadcast unambiguous signals... None of this vague, subtlety nonsense |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at "
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx"
*you're
You really do require my skills |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Ide rother have a Average ladie than nun at all
You deserve more than a average woman _eeside "
Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx
*you're
You really do require my skills "
Good luck with that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone on here has to play PUBG, Surely?
I do, but it was pretty much the same as my sex life...30 minutes of stumbling about looking for the important bits then finished off in the blink of an eye. "
Sounds like a night out too! Took me over 200 games to get a chicken dinner though. Camping is definitely a problem on there lol |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx
*you're
You really do require my skills "
woman isn't it bloody obvious look at my bad grammar for fucks sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx
*you're
You really do require my skills
Good luck with that! "
I'm sure he's not as bossy as he makes out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There one thing men have got to be good at that's gaming
so true sexy so very true 
FAF if so put a blue number on for me leave the door on the latch and i will be there in under 2 hours "
You want me to warm up the xbox for you gorgeous XXXXXX My white ones are wet now you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhhh john enjoy playing with your tanks
Kat You know men and gaming yawnnnnnn lol xx
That's why I'm single now my man got his gaming I'm having fun now lol x morning kat babe ahhhh I'm lucky johns not much of a gamer and morning hun xx
My exs rather play tanks then play with me all different now lol. You good kat x"
well he was an idiot and pleased things are different now I'm ok thanks you? x |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status "
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"There one thing men have got to be good at that's gaming
so true sexy so very true
FAF if so put a blue number on for me leave the door on the latch and i will be there in under 2 hours
You want me to warm up the xbox for you gorgeous XXXXXX My white ones are wet now you"
no xbox gorgeous just x rated D/S debauchery for the rest of the day and evening maybe a bite to eat at the mid way interval |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
It's a good job your not looking I'd whoop your arse on tanks |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box "
yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx
*you're
You really do require my skills
Good luck with that!
I'm sure he's not as bossy as he makes out "
It's not the bossy bit I'm referring to.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There one thing men have got to be good at that's gaming
so true sexy so very true
FAF if so put a blue number on for me leave the door on the latch and i will be there in under 2 hours
You want me to warm up the xbox for you gorgeous XXXXXX My white ones are wet now you
no xbox gorgeous just x rated D/S debauchery for the rest of the day and evening maybe a bite to eat at the mid way interval "
Yes eating each other john then more D/s more pain for me |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks "
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end |
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John how are you
Dont you think we are all average until we click with the right person and then we become exceptional to each other
Thats the way i prefer to look it  |
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"When Cod ww2 is released that will be high up in my focus, and on release day, there is no way I would arrange a meet.
But in general, I would much rather have sex than play xbox/play station /pc (yeah, my gaming addiction is so bad I have all 3 main platforms)
so would i fella but only with someone of exceptionally talented
*exceptional talent
If you're gonna be one to bemoan the feckless average woman, allow this average woman to bemoan your grammar.
After all, at least it's one thing I'm good at
i have a job going for a proof writer if your interested as it would allow me more time to do other thing more suited to my nature and skill set xxx
*you're
You really do require my skills
Good luck with that!
I'm sure he's not as bossy as he makes out
It's not the bossy bit I'm referring to. "
My proof reading skills? As long as it doesn't involve using a phone to do it I'm good to go |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end "
denial is good for them..permanent chastity |
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"John how are you
Dont you think we are all average until we click with the right person and then we become exceptional to each other
Thats the way i prefer to look it "
I like this theory xx |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I prefer COD or Battlefield myself.
Keep your tanks, the games nothing like driving the real thing
Bf1 or 4 both about the best you can get (ps4)
Just no bf3 bf4 anyday! And pc version at that!
I used to play BF2 on pc and was forever playing catch up with technology. In the end spent £1000 about 12 years ago.
Then loved Bf3 then 4 on ps3 as it was a level playing field.
Invested in ps4 and the jump in graphics were superb on bf4, I've never seen bf3 on ps3.
Bf1/ps4 has gone up a level in graphics but I love the violence in that game.
I'm not a violent person "
I totally feel your money drain pc wise! I have a ps4 as well but prefer my shooters on the pc still. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"John how are you
Dont you think we are all average until we click with the right person and then we become exceptional to each other
Thats the way i prefer to look it "
yes of coarse but writing that would not really be any fun now would it
sometimes you have to pock the cats on here just to see who can take it or not as the case maybe ,
its just a bit of fun those who know my true temperament are in here giving me a right belly laugh and hopefully I'm giving the same back to them . |
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"John how are you
Dont you think we are all average until we click with the right person and then we become exceptional to each other
Thats the way i prefer to look it "
Wise words |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end denial is good for them..permanent chastity "
don't get me started on the art of control through denial we will be here all day and i fancy playing some tanks at some point |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end denial is good for them..permanent chastity
don't get me started on the art of control through denial we will be here all day and i fancy playing some tanks at some point "
there is some joy to be found so i hear, of a plugged chastity belt and them squirming by your feet, while you play tanks |
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
Big gamer here.. PC Tactics and Strategy mainly now, though you can't bit of GTAV for when you feel like killing every motherfucker in the room.
The only times I choose virtuality over reality nowadays.. is if my head needs a rest. A game about one night a week - talk for 6. |
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"I'll keep my eye out for a "real" Dom. You enjoy your little games "
Is there such thing? In my mind there's no exact description. If he engages my mind and I'm willing to submit then that's what works for me. |
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"I prefer COD or Battlefield myself.
Keep your tanks, the games nothing like driving the real thing
Bf1 or 4 both about the best you can get (ps4)"
ahem BF3? |
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Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end denial is good for them..permanent chastity
don't get me started on the art of control through denial we will be here all day and i fancy playing some tanks at some point there is some joy to be found so i hear, of a plugged chastity belt and them squirming by your feet, while you play tanks "
Gaged they are going to have to be gaged as I want no disturbance's while am playing tanks |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'll keep my eye out for a "real" Dom. You enjoy your little games
Is there such thing? In my mind there's no exact description. If he engages my mind and I'm willing to submit then that's what works for me. "
This is very true just ask any dom master top or any sub pet brat or slave to describe what there looking for and at some point they will say my mind engaged by someone on my wavelength . |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks i know, i'm shit..but there it is.. i keep practicing..who knows one day in the long term future i may be able to cockworship properly..i can but hope
post like this are why i fucking adore you
and i mean that from the bottom of my stone cold heart xxxxxaverage cockworshipper but adorable, can i use that on my CV ?
of coarse you can although something like this may be more in truthful
adorable pet cockworshipper looking for new super playful demanding owner for life time of cockworshipping petting and obedience training xxxmaybe i should use that as my status
try it but remember to think cool soothing thoughts as you go through your mail box yeah..wannabes galore even without the status, maybe i should become a Domme...noone heard that thought, im a complete psychological sadist, to my male subs and, even if you like that kind of thing..im not looking for it..so do not provoke with wannabe worshipping my clit/ tits/ feet messages.. thanks
what even if they say please with pretty pink bows on the end denial is good for them..permanent chastity
don't get me started on the art of control through denial we will be here all day and i fancy playing some tanks at some point there is some joy to be found so i hear, of a plugged chastity belt and them squirming by your feet, while you play tanks
Gaged they are going to have to be gaged as I want no disturbance's while am playing tanks "
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I play with a man who drives a real big mofo tank. He's a real Commander and excites me when he talks about his laser range finder, thermal imager and day and night periscope.
I'd definitely rather play with a real Commander than a pretend one any day, with the exception of a few men |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I'm calling bullshit on that statement "
bloody hell, cant get away with anything on here can i? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I'm calling bullshit on that statement bloody hell, cant get away with anything on here can i? "
Nope  not with me in the kind of mood I'm in |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I'm calling bullshit on that statement bloody hell, cant get away with anything on here can i?
Nope not with me in the kind of mood I'm in yeah but you aint my Dom and, im a feral with no collar.so ne ne neh ne nehhhhhh..youll turn me into a brat yet.. "
No I'm not but that isn't going to stop me poking you in the forum into showing off your wonderful playful nature so you stand out to all passing Doms or masters looking for a cockworshiping adorable kitty |
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Seriously... There are people who would rather live in a fantasy world of video games instead of having hot steamy sex with a red bloodied human being!? My mind doesn't compute!  |
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"I play with a man who drives a real big mofo tank. He's a real Commander and excites me when he talks about his laser range finder, thermal imager and day and night periscope.
I'd definitely rather play with a real Commander than a pretend one any day, with the exception of a few men "
Battlefield 4? |
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"I play with a man who drives a real big mofo tank. He's a real Commander and excites me when he talks about his laser range finder, thermal imager and day and night periscope.
I'd definitely rather play with a real Commander than a pretend one any day, with the exception of a few men "
You live in the right place for them. I'm a Wiltshire girl |
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal "
I don't know what i am |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I don't know what i am"
A exceptionally sexy slightly bratty little pain queen is what you are gorgeous xxxxx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Seriously... There are people who would rather live in a fantasy world of video games instead of having hot steamy sex with a red bloodied human being!? My mind doesn't compute! "
xbox or wand instead of crap sex anytime.. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I don't know what i am"
im sure youll find out xx |
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"average men for average ladies - fine by me
Who wants average man I know I don't
ahhh maybe youre not average woman i'm so average, im abnormal
I don't know what i am
A exceptionally sexy slightly bratty little pain queen is what you are gorgeous xxxxx"
I'm bratty that's my naughty side of me keep trying to get out. Yes I'm little |
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round "
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite |
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite "
Lol. Was just pointing out the obvious.
I'm so good I've never been on the naughty step!! |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite
Lol. Was just pointing out the obvious.
I'm so good I've never been on the naughty step!! "
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag "
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?" |
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite
Lol. Was just pointing out the obvious.
I'm so good I've never been on the naughty step!!
With have a rack for liars once on it the truth comes out fast that a nuns knickers come down at the sight of the pope "
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite
Lol. Was just pointing out the obvious.
I'm so good I've never been on the naughty step!!
With have a rack for liars once on it the truth comes out fast that a nuns knickers come down at the sight of the pope "
It may have been the teeny lie |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
Odd chip best to X box, saves disappointment all round
See tink this kind of message is why you need to stay off the naughty step
The place isn't the same with out your cheeky bratty nature daring me to bite
Lol. Was just pointing out the obvious.
I'm so good I've never been on the naughty step!!
With have a rack for liars once on it the truth comes out fast that a nuns knickers come down at the sight of the pope
It may have been the teeny lie "
Yes it was a little white one |
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks "
I'd prefer crash bandicoot ta |
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over a year ago
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"woman on fab or play some xbox
you know what with the exception of a few stand out ladies id rather play some tanks on my xbox
sorry ladies but sadly your going to have to up your game if your going to turn out being more popular than a few rounds of world of tanks
I'd prefer crash bandicoot ta "
All the crash games have just been remastered on the ps4.
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?""
Yep top film and exactly where i got the name from. Well that and the fact im called paul and i used to do the vodka in the eye thing as a teenager with the "yuoooo TWAT!! |
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?"
Yep top film and exactly where i got the name from. Well that and the fact im called paul and i used to do the vodka in the eye thing as a teenager with the "yuoooo TWAT!! "
Careful you daft twat, those tunes ain't spaggage |
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?"
Yep top film and exactly where i got the name from. Well that and the fact im called paul and i used to do the vodka in the eye thing as a teenager with the "yuoooo TWAT!!
Careful you daft twat, those tunes ain't spaggage "
Just livin LARGE mate! |
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?"
Yep top film and exactly where i got the name from. Well that and the fact im called paul and i used to do the vodka in the eye thing as a teenager with the "yuoooo TWAT!!
Careful you daft twat, those tunes ain't spaggage
Just livin LARGE mate! "
It's in my top 3 films and has one of the best soundtracks too.
How I'm not a top film critic is beyond me!
Big girl big girl. All I wanna do is do it.
Ytraxx - Mystery Land |
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"Its all about the PS4 for me this very chilled weekend. Fifa 17 but usually offline and hours of BF4 online. Not had PS4 for long after switching from xbox a few month ago so no gaming friends yet. Feel free to add ladies and gents.
iBallpaul89 is the gamer tag
good user name.. awesome film! "Been shopping laydays?"
Yep top film and exactly where i got the name from. Well that and the fact im called paul and i used to do the vodka in the eye thing as a teenager with the "yuoooo TWAT!!
Careful you daft twat, those tunes ain't spaggage
Just livin LARGE mate!
It's in my top 3 films and has one of the best soundtracks too.
How I'm not a top film critic is beyond me!
Big girl big girl. All I wanna do is do it.
Ytraxx - Mystery Land "
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