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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. "
Have you been sneaking around my inbox?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. Have you been sneaking around my inbox?! "
Do is that what the kids are calling it these days. Yeah I'll sneak into your inbox  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
"And youre fat and your fanny looks like the kraken" Actual quote right there "
hahaha, but he still wanted to stick his dick in there? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. "
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. "
I haven't had a message like this in ages. Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick "
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it? "
Disapointing...bit like your cock... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it?
Disapointing...bit like your cock... "
Well looks like you released your kraken a few too many times anyway ya slag. Got 10 inches here, measured from my navel. Fuck off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag. "And youre fat and your fanny looks like the kraken" Actual quote right there
I'm sorry, that's so mean and your fanny looks lovely, but that did make me laugh "
Dead! That one caught me off guard. Still lmao |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it?
Disapointing...bit like your cock...
Well looks like you released your kraken a few too many times anyway ya slag. Got 10 inches here, measured from my navel. Fuck off. "
Idiot! You were measuring in centimetres 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it?
Disapointing...bit like your cock...
Well looks like you released your kraken a few too many times anyway ya slag. Got 10 inches here, measured from my navel. Fuck off.
Idiot! You were measuring in centimetres
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With a plastic measuring tape that got stretched like your kraken lol |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it?
Disapointing...bit like your cock...
Well looks like you released your kraken a few too many times anyway ya slag. Got 10 inches here, measured from my navel. Fuck off.
Idiot! You were measuring in centimetres
With a plastic measuring tape that got stretched like your kraken lol"
...means I can accomodate a real man...with a proper big dick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you! Fancy a shag like? I'll come over right now. Got a nice big cock... wanking it too.
No?? Well fuck you then! I don't like you anyway you slag.
No, I don't fancy a shag with a skinny little runt like you...
Ok...go on then! But be quick
HAH, GOT EEM, got eem. Works like a charm everytime. In and out like flash Gordon. How was it?
Disapointing...bit like your cock...
Well looks like you released your kraken a few too many times anyway ya slag. Got 10 inches here, measured from my navel. Fuck off.
Idiot! You were measuring in centimetres
With a plastic measuring tape that got stretched like your kraken lol
...means I can accomodate a real man...with a proper big dick "
Well you can now, after my anaconda. You can accommodate and host a party inside there with a DJ plus a real man or two because my big cock like. |
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