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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning   "
So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
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So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?
I'm confused  |
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning
So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron) "
You don't iron? Not even for a cheeky blue eye flutter?  Morning too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?
I'm confused "
I think she couldn't spell fugly  |
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning "
I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning
So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron) "
When having a shower put the shirt on a hanger and hang in the bathroom. The steam from the shower might help the creases |
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning
I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron "
That's no bloody good!! lol |
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning
So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron)
When having a shower put the shirt on a hanger and hang in the bathroom. The steam from the shower might help the creases "
Ahhhhh ty for the tip - although that means I'll have to shower more than once a week from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?
I'm confused "
Btw my rant was not gender specific...
It was a comment on both genders self declaring their alleged intellectual superiority to others...somd form of new marketing ploy perhaps? |
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"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.
Rant over and good morning
I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron
That's no bloody good!! lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?
I'm confused
Btw my rant was not gender specific...
It was a comment on both genders self declaring their alleged intellectual superiority to others...somd form of new marketing ploy perhaps?"
Is this the same as someone who says they're the best ever at oral sex for example? If you have to brag about something, then you're usually a disappointment.
We all have different opinions on what makes someone intelligent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wished it was Thursday yesterday, fucking bad drivers with no spatial awareness who think they're driving a bus, drive 20 below the speed limit, give no indication as to what they are doing and touch the brakes constantly even on straight roads!!!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have rain not sunshine - thats making me a bit unhappy - but the plus side was a great storm last night - i opened the patio and just sat in the doorway and enjoyed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I totally understand why people moan/whinge/twine.. whatever you want to call it. I get it I really do.
But I choose not to, not because I don't get eff'd off at certain things. But because it doesn't positively change how you feel.. Simples! "
sometimes it does though - |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I totally understand why people moan/whinge/twine.. whatever you want to call it. I get it I really do.
But I choose not to, not because I don't get eff'd off at certain things. But because it doesn't positively change how you feel.. Simples! "
Sorry I wasn't listening, I was just admiring your bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?
Can I launch them into the pool
My uncle used to do exactly that
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one place i stayed at in tunisia - quite alarge complex - the pool atendants used to take the early birds towels and put them to one side - if youre not poolside with your towel it was moved - loved it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?
Can I launch them into the pool
it's ze germans
Mostly the yams "
Pretend you never saw any towel. There wasn't one there when you got on the lounger.   |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Trying to do vat returns - the person that done them last month hadn't done them correct - feeling like the whole thing is a mess
Entries don't tie ahhhhhh, balances don't type movement doesn't tie
Feel like banging head against a brick wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit |
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"You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit "
If you insist! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Trying to do vat returns - the person that done them last month hadn't done them correct - feeling like the whole thing is a mess
Entries don't tie ahhhhhh, balances don't type movement doesn't tie
Feel like banging head against a brick wall "
Well 2 are down now, 2 more to go!!!- maybe going for a walk at lunchtime gave me an opertunity to think things through and clear head
I know 1 is proper fucked, I am hoping the other 1 is not as a bad state |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY? |
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By *ikeC81Man
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"I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY? "
U ave a gr8 pair of (.) 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY?
U ave a gr8 pair of (.)
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Naughty step Michael. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all...
It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...
I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure
Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..
So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..
It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)
Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..
And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...
Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...
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It's all relative really. Most people on here will consider themselves sapiophiles. Not many people get off on the idea of bumping uglies with a thicko. But where are the starting points? If you enjoy Love Island, then someone who watches Made in Chelsea might be just up your street but you'd turn your nose up at someone who watches Holly oaks.
If you like getting your news from the Telegraph, you would think a Sun reader is a bit beyond the pale.
I am not a raging snob, but some oik who messages "hun, want sum fuk?" just doesn't tickle my fancy,so I won't be tickling his fancies...
All relative and a misused term.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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D'ya know what, I was gonna rant about my slight back ache. But fuck it, the sun is out, I'm eating ice cream, I've finished this weeks work a day early, and we had more good news. So NOBODY can piss on my chips. Keep ya rants, it's fluffy bunnies and kittens all the way. |
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Ok!
I now have a rant!
KIDS!
Out the house 20mins, I'm less than 2mins from home, leaving my teenagers playing Xbox.
They have an argument over the game No2, storms off to his room & slams the door.
I get a call from the police at my house!
He's broke the handle, can't get out, panics & calls 999!
I arrive home to blue lights & half my neighbours hanging out their windows!
Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up! |
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No rant from me today. I was actually very pleasantly surprised that I didn't receive a barrage of abuse from someone via PM.
I got a message from a male but it was a couples profile. The profile text stated it was the lady who meets alone. I queried it and was told it is a females profile but the hubby "borrows" it occasionally.
I told them they should have singles accounts because a couples profile is for couples who meet together and that I had reported it to admin.
Instead of the expected abuse I got thanked, they are going to follow my advice and set up singles profiles.
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Cleaned car and seagull pooped already on it .Then went to shops .someone pinched my parking space as I was reversing in .Then friend cancelled going out tonight as poorly .Do night in With Indian and maybe glass of wine. |
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"Cleaned car and seagull pooped already on it .Then went to shops .someone pinched my parking space as I was reversing in .Then friend cancelled going out tonight as poorly .Do night in With Indian and maybe glass of wine. "
Wine is risky - knowing your luck today, it will be corked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My three for today are:
I'm really bored at work and I've only been there about a year.
The quote function on this site makes long threads about topical matters unbearable to read.
I really want sex  |
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