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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire

I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

I would completely agree with you but this is one thing I pride my self on x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

"

I'd prove it if you weren't so far away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reminds me of that old one....man says top big booked lass I bet you 50p I can make your boobs move..OK she says...name puts two hands on boobs and gives them a good grope...and says feck it I lost here's your 50p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Like people who walk round acting big and hard are usually the first to go down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Yup. Mine too.

Bragging is never attractive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's told you this OP?

Someone from Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Like people who walk round acting big and hard are usually the first to go down "

Are you big and hard?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm Absolutely useless at it

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Who's told you this OP?

Someone from Fab?"

No I've only met one from here, been told from every girl I've ever been with apart from the one off here but in my defence I didn't perform any foreplay on her it was a different kind of meet

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold."

It is bold but honestly true! Want to bet? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every female is different and what one may enjoy another may not so that's a huge claim

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have a perfectly good vibrator that gets me off in about 2 mins. Saves a lot of faffing about on here arranging a meet with someone who isn't going to turn up.

I've also noticed that the men that brag about being awesome cunnilinguists are the ones who completely refuse to do it when the meet happens.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold.

It is bold but honestly true! Want to bet? X"

I'll pass thanks.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Yup. Mine too.

Bragging is never attractive"

Unless you can back it then it's different lol

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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i always cum from oral if the guy spends a while down there.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold.

It is bold but honestly true! Want to bet? X

I'll pass thanks. "

No problem no one likes losing a bet xx

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"i always cum from oral if the guy spends a while down there."

I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Ouch.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"i always cum from oral if the guy spends a while down there."

They still have to be good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold.

It is bold but honestly true! Want to bet? X

I'll pass thanks.

No problem no one likes losing a bet xx"

We haven't really bet though have we. You're hoping someone takes the bait.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Like people who walk round acting big and hard are usually the first to go down

Are you big and hard? "

Yes, and believe me, I have no problem going down

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I have a perfectly good vibrator that gets me off in about 2 mins. Saves a lot of faffing about on here arranging a meet with someone who isn't going to turn up.

I've also noticed that the men that brag about being awesome cunnilinguists are the ones who completely refuse to do it when the meet happens."

Oh I turn up! What's the point in being here if you don't follow it through and there is no way I'd pass on the oral!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after! "

As hard as that was to read.. Fair play OP. But! Make the stakes fair.. if you can't back that claim up if a woman from POF takes you up on it.

If you can't do what you say. Get off Fab. Honestly. For 1yr? Before you commit.. Remember.. these are FABULOUS women.. and would probably eat you alive

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I'm pretty confident in the oral department but I'd never guarantee a thing! Bold. Very bold.

It is bold but honestly true! Want to bet? X

I'll pass thanks.

No problem no one likes losing a bet xx

I want some one with experience to bet me to see if I'm really as good as girls claim, I put 110% into any bedroom act

We haven't really bet though have we. You're hoping someone takes the bait. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Like people who walk round acting big and hard are usually the first to go down

Are you big and hard? "

I'm little and soft.. always to the left.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I can back I promise you all!!

As hard as that was to read.. Fair play OP. But! Make the stakes fair.. if you can't back that claim up if a woman from POF takes you up on it.

If you can't do what you say. Get off Fab. Honestly. For 1yr? Before you commit.. Remember.. these are FABULOUS women.. and would probably eat you alive "

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Every female is different and what one may enjoy another may not so that's a huge claim"

I know but one I'm sure I can back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Yup. Mine too.

Bragging is never attractive

Unless you can back it then it's different lol"

No. It isnt. Bragging is yuk.

And smacks of insecurity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

As hard as that was to read.. Fair play OP. But! Make the stakes fair.. if you can't back that claim up if a woman from POF takes you up on it.

If you can't do what you say. Get off Fab. Honestly. For 1yr? Before you commit.. Remember.. these are FABULOUS women.. and would probably eat you alive "

You win. You got to meet a Fab woman.. and stay on FAB.. with a little kudos for brass neck

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

Well if some one takes me up you'll all know!! Lol

As hard as that was to read.. Fair play OP. But! Make the stakes fair.. if you can't back that claim up if a woman from POF takes you up on it.

If you can't do what you say. Get off Fab. Honestly. For 1yr? Before you commit.. Remember.. these are FABULOUS women.. and would probably eat you alive

You win. You got to meet a Fab woman.. and stay on FAB.. with a little kudos for brass neck "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP "

Have you met any bizarre ones? Or ones who make no claims at all.. yet exceed your expectations?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Very true

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

Is this a tounge in cheek or tounge in clit post??

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP "

I'm not claiming to be a Greek God in bed I'm claiming my tongue is the best nothing about sex

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Is this a tounge in cheek or tounge in clit post??"

Little bit of both maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after! "

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Very true "

Should never tar every one with the same brush I'm willing to back what I'm claiming x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

one of the funniest post ive read you crack on mate this post doing you the world of good ha ha

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue. "

Well I'm only experienced in the female department

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Don't be a plonker OP. You can't guarantee that, all women are different.

I've a sporadic meet who has an incredible tongue, can make a lot of women come but not me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue.

Well I'm only experienced in the female department "

Ah doesn't say that. So here's my 50, want to match it lol

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"one of the funniest post ive read you crack on mate this post doing you the world of good ha ha"

Haha if no one lets me prove it you've all been entertained for half an hour lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i always cum from oral if the guy spends a while down there.

I don't. "

Bet it still feels nice though.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Don't be a plonker OP. You can't guarantee that, all women are different.

I've a sporadic meet who has an incredible tongue, can make a lot of women come but not me. "

Maybe some one will prove me wrong but I'm positive I can back it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two exclamation marks?!

Must be true.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue.

Well I'm only experienced in the female department

Ah doesn't say that. So here's my 50, want to match it lol"

This will most likely make me sound thick but what's your 50?

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Two exclamation marks?!

Must be true.

"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue.

Well I'm only experienced in the female department

Ah doesn't say that. So here's my 50, want to match it lol

This will most likely make me sound thick but what's your 50? "

My 50 pounds that says you can't make me cum with your tongue lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't be a plonker OP. You can't guarantee that, all women are different.

I've a sporadic meet who has an incredible tongue, can make a lot of women come but not me.

Maybe some one will prove me wrong but I'm positive I can back it lol "

If some could prove you wrong.. that's a risk you are taking.. so.. nobody has taken your bait.. up the stakes till someone does.. or go home. At the moment.. it looks as though it'd take a lot to pique any interest.

how big are your bollocks?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Seriously tho, it sounds like you just fancy licking a fanjo and put "I bet ya" spin on it.

I used to do that with my kid when he was little to get him to tidy his room.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP

Have you met any bizarre ones? Or ones who make no claims at all.. yet exceed your expectations?"

Not bizarre, but one who made no claims at all, in fact my first meet on here, and OMG but was the best sex of my life!

I was left a total sweaty mess about 4 hours later.....I doubt I'd be able to keep up now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best on the universe here.

Message me!!

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after! "

My dads bigger than your dad!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Best on the universe here.

Message me!!"

You don't reply tho

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

On the money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"one of the funniest post ive read you crack on mate this post doing you the world of good ha ha"

Stick around. There is MUCH funnier shit than this!

Laugh a minute round this gaff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha if no one lets me prove it you've all been entertained for half an hour lol

making urself sound desperate mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP

Have you met any bizarre ones? Or ones who make no claims at all.. yet exceed your expectations?

Not bizarre, but one who made no claims at all, in fact my first meet on here, and OMG but was the best sex of my life!

I was left a total sweaty mess about 4 hours later.....I doubt I'd be able to keep up now "

It's usually the ones who make no promises.. other than to be themselves.. that are the best experiences.

I met one recently who made no claims.. and she gave my mind a blowjob!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

On the money. "

Not always. I'm good on the ice. I'm far from the best but I can skate bloody well and had trials for the England team.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A novel approach I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And anyway it's not about your tongue skills. It's about knowing your lady and what her body likes. It's about using your skills and adapting them to her interests. A lady needs a lot more then a tongue to cum believe me

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"I know this is a massive claim but I CAN back it, if there's any one local I bet I'm the best tongue you've ever had make you orgasm, if I am you can return the favour if not kick me out! Gaurentee you end up returning the favour who wants to bet me? But if you take me up on my bet you have to tell on here after!

I bet you can't make me cum with your tongue.

Well I'm only experienced in the female department

Ah doesn't say that. So here's my 50, want to match it lol

This will most likely make me sound thick but what's your 50?

My 50 pounds that says you can't make me cum with your tongue lol"

I would probably lose that

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Seriously tho, it sounds like you just fancy licking a fanjo and put "I bet ya" spin on it.

I used to do that with my kid when he was little to get him to tidy his room.

"

No because you have to write on here after if I'm not what I'm claiming I'll be laughed of fab!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Indeed. I'm the best fast bowler on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

On the money.

Not always. I'm good on the ice. I'm far from the best but I can skate bloody well and had trials for the England team."

I challenge you to a skate off! *Slaps You round the face with sweaty sock.. A duel! Fair Maiden!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Indeed. I'm the best fast bowler on the planet "

No you're not! I am!

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"And anyway it's not about your tongue skills. It's about knowing your lady and what her body likes. It's about using your skills and adapting them to her interests. A lady needs a lot more then a tongue to cum believe me "

Oh is that so?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Seriously tho, it sounds like you just fancy licking a fanjo and put "I bet ya" spin on it.

I used to do that with my kid when he was little to get him to tidy his room.

No because you have to write on here after if I'm not what I'm claiming I'll be laughed of fab!"

And that would affect me how?

I'm pretty sure a new profile with a cock pic of a different angle will help you remain totally anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

On the money.

Not always. I'm good on the ice. I'm far from the best but I can skate bloody well and had trials for the England team."

I played ice hockey for a team of former pros. #swag

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

On the money.

Not always. I'm good on the ice. I'm far from the best but I can skate bloody well and had trials for the England team.

I played ice hockey for a team of former pros. #swag"

We may need to discuss this.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Seriously tho, it sounds like you just fancy licking a fanjo and put "I bet ya" spin on it.

I used to do that with my kid when he was little to get him to tidy his room.

No because you have to write on here after if I'm not what I'm claiming I'll be laughed of fab!

And that would affect me how?

I'm pretty sure a new profile with a cock pic of a different angle will help you remain totally anonymous. "

I don't want to be anonymous I want to prove I can back it up hence why I said you have to write on here after x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm absolutely shite at it and I'll prove it to any woman in here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm absolutely shite at it and I'll prove it to any woman in here.  

ill second that im shite aswell ha ha ha

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've had some that have promised the world where sex was concerned, only to be left with 'was that it?'

So yeah, come back to real life OP

Have you met any bizarre ones? Or ones who make no claims at all.. yet exceed your expectations?

Not bizarre, but one who made no claims at all, in fact my first meet on here, and OMG but was the best sex of my life!

I was left a total sweaty mess about 4 hours later.....I doubt I'd be able to keep up now

It's usually the ones who make no promises.. other than to be themselves.. that are the best experiences.

I met one recently who made no claims.. and she gave my mind a blowjob!"

It is indeed! This was over 8 years ago and he has requested a return meet.....I'm just far to scared that I couldn't keep up now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't meet anyone that makes any sort of claim. No matter how true it may be. It's a huge turn off.

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By *nked and InterestingMan  over a year ago

Koh lanta


"Reminds me of that old one....man says top big booked lass I bet you 50p I can make your boobs move..OK she says...name puts two hands on boobs and gives them a good grope...and says feck it I lost here's your 50p"

Just this haha good luck OP lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't meet anyone that makes any sort of claim. No matter how true it may be. It's a huge turn off."

Fine, I won't buy you as many drinks as you want.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire

What makes it such a turn off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id rather not make any claims and enjoy the reaction of the lady afterwords

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmm foolproof plan...

I can give a room full of 10 women the best sex they've ever had. If they don't agree afterwards they can kick me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What makes it such a turn off?"

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm foolproof plan...

I can give a room full of 10 women the best sex they've ever had. If they don't agree afterwards they can kick me out "

I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't meet anyone that makes any sort of claim. No matter how true it may be. It's a huge turn off.

Fine, I won't buy you as many drinks as you want."

Ah shit. ..that means I won't meet you because of your claim. . but you've claimed not to buy me drinks which means that I have to meet you and you have to buy me as many drinks as I like otherwise I'm responsible for letting you fulfil your claim. ...fuck. ..I'm lost. ..are we fucking or what??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

On the money.

Not always. I'm good on the ice. I'm far from the best but I can skate bloody well and had trials for the England team.

I played ice hockey for a team of former pros. #swag"

I played street hockey on inline skates on tarmac in Doha, Qatar in the Summer.. *Balls swinging free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And anyway it's not about your tongue skills. It's about knowing your lady and what her body likes. It's about using your skills and adapting them to her interests. A lady needs a lot more then a tongue to cum believe me "

Very true, something that has to be learned over time with the same girl, it's all about timing, speed, pressure, knowing when to start using your fingers etc etc, each girl will require different things and this can only be learned over time I think.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"

A novel approach I suppose."

Want to bet?

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Hmm foolproof plan...

I can give a room full of 10 women the best sex they've ever had. If they don't agree afterwards they can kick me out "

No read the whole statement I made x

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism? "

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area "

Aren't they all

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area

Aren't they all "

Not this one x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area

Aren't they all

Not this one x"

*shrugs*

I don't have the time or inclination to test out all the wild claims on here so I choose not to at all. Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet? "

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area

Aren't they all

Not this one x

*shrugs*

I don't have the time or inclination to test out all the wild claims on here so I choose not to at all. Works for me "

That's cool but is that not what this sites about, swinging and getting involved in all these wild fantasys ect being positive and fun and making good memory's and friends along the way?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good desperate way to lick someone out lol who will fall for it? That's a bet !!

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever. "

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement "

That's a brave statement. I seriously doubt you could suck my cock better than Mrs N can to give me the mind blowing orgasms you claim.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"A good desperate way to lick someone out lol who will fall for it? That's a bet !! "

You should join in more forum conversations every one loves a hater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What makes it such a turn off?

Can you not understand how it makes you look on a site full of false promises and scepticism?

I can actually but try to remember not every one is full of false promises, I'm not claiming to be good at evey thing, just one area

Aren't they all

Not this one x

*shrugs*

I don't have the time or inclination to test out all the wild claims on here so I choose not to at all. Works for me

That's cool but is that not what this sites about, swinging and getting involved in all these wild fantasys ect being positive and fun and making good memory's and friends along the way? "

Yep. With those I feel an affinity to. Which isn't someone making huge claims.

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement

That's a brave statement. I seriously doubt you could suck my cock better than Mrs N can to give me the mind blowing orgasms you claim. "

Haha you win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still best in the universe.

Hit me up, ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's told you this OP?

Someone from Fab?

No I've only met one from here, been told from every girl I've ever been with apart from the one off here but in my defence I didn't perform any foreplay on her it was a different kind of meet "

I think we need to hear from these women who have said you're the best

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

im more interested in whether you can wield a flogger, no flogger, no oral or anything else..

oral without the flogger seems really boring to me right now..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement

That's a brave statement. I seriously doubt you could suck my cock better than Mrs N can to give me the mind blowing orgasms you claim.

Haha you win "

Awww, don't you want to try anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here is a gold medal wear it with pride

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"im more interested in whether you can wield a flogger, no flogger, no oral or anything else..

oral without the flogger seems really boring to me right now.. "

Flogger?

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement

That's a brave statement. I seriously doubt you could suck my cock better than Mrs N can to give me the mind blowing orgasms you claim.

Haha you win

Awww, don't you want to try anymore? "

I wouldn't be able to back it with a male

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap. "

Took the words right out of my mouth .

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"In my experience people who shout about how good they are at something are generally pretty crap.

Took the words right out of my mouth ."

Then prove me wrong! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"im more interested in whether you can wield a flogger, no flogger, no oral or anything else..

oral without the flogger seems really boring to me right now..

Flogger?"

As in ' dead horses' OP. Which is what you are doing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A novel approach I suppose.

Want to bet?

Nah, it's not a bet you want to take. I can categorically guarantee that you won't give me the best orgasm ever.

You've just made me want to take that bet even more with that statement

That's a brave statement. I seriously doubt you could suck my cock better than Mrs N can to give me the mind blowing orgasms you claim.

Haha you win

Awww, don't you want to try anymore?

I wouldn't be able to back it with a male"

Arfer job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's told you this OP?

Someone from Fab?

No I've only met one from here, been told from every girl I've ever been with apart from the one off here but in my defence I didn't perform any foreplay on her it was a different kind of meet

I think we need to hear from these women who have said you're the best "

What..both of them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh ok then, come to Wales and I'll let you lick me out.

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By *imetomingleMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Seriously tho, it sounds like you just fancy licking a fanjo and put "I bet ya" spin on it.

I used to do that with my kid when he was little to get him to tidy his room.

"

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By *imetomingleMan  over a year ago

Chester

Where in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where in Wales "

It doesnt matter. OP's tongue is so awesome, it could reach from Cardiff to Swansea

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By *imetomingleMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Where in Wales

It doesnt matter. OP's tongue is so awesome, it could reach from Cardiff to Swansea"

that is very true haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Ok. Game on

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By *estoralever OP   Man  over a year ago

cheshire/staffordshire


"Oh ok then, come to Wales and I'll let you lick me out. "

Yeah ok your on if your serious?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh ok then, come to Wales and I'll let you lick me out.

Yeah ok your on if your serious? "

Nah I like penetrative sex more than oral.

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