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now i have a question for the ladies only
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat   |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol
Sexist lol"
woman like to name things fella including their vibrators
i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony
I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cucumber and electric toothbrush x 
i knew it you have that look about you  xxx"
Ooh that look lol the one that says I like inserting cucumbers, how could I have missed it |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Off that list, 4/6/7"
so it was a case of
oo mr hard edge of the table give it to me
hay mr cool cucumber get yourself in there followed by
hay mr electric tooth brush don't just stand there looking lost I've got a lovely little place you can vibrate against until you hearts content
no that's a four way |
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"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol
Sexist lol
woman like to name things fella including their vibrators
i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony
I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all "
My vibrator is called Vera |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol
Sexist lol
woman like to name things fella including their vibrators
i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony
I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all
My vibrator is called Vera "
Is that because she always comes out of the box to play after a couple of Vera Lins ( gins) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None on your naughty list. I have hands with quite flexible fingers.
I do have a "Jessica" amongst many toys and many moons ago I did use an Impulse Body Spray as a compromise; desperation!!!
I do hope this valuable information helps
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Screwdriver handles...
Various plumbing oddments...
A bicycle seat post without the saddle...
The points lever on a railway line...
One of the handles sticking out of a ship's wheel...
... and so many more...
I will go and bury my head in shame...
... which of course means that I will go and lie face down, naked, with my face in the pillows...
...sigh.... there is no hope, I am a lost cause....
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"None on your naughty list. I have hands with quite flexible fingers.
I do have a "Jessica" amongst many toys and many moons ago I did use an Impulse Body Spray as a compromise; desperation!!!
I do hope this valuable information helps
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Yes it does was it a handbag size can or a jumbo one |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Screwdriver handles...
Various plumbing oddments...
A bicycle seat post without the saddle...
The points lever on a railway line...
One of the handles sticking out of a ship's wheel...
... and so many more...
I will go and bury my head in shame...
... which of course means that I will go and lie face down, naked, with my face in the pillows...
...sigh.... there is no hope, I am a lost cause....
"
Harlot
Although I suppose when a girls got to have she's got to have it so anything with in arms reach at the time is fair game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was younger and only just discovering masturbation I used to use my grans electric back massager on my fanny, over my knickers but still used to feel a bit bad when she was rubbing it over her shoulders and stuff.
Also used to use a single tape cassette case, just rub it hard through my quilt against my fanny. Then I actually put a condom on a firm banana and tried to fuck my self with it. |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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woman like to name things fella including their vibrators
Actually my vibrator is called Penelope and she is very much a lady "
Lady Penelope Pitstop....
Does the Ant hill mob save the day when she is in danger... |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat "
hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours
Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you  "
Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shower head!
What is it with you girls and the shower head
Wont be long before a guy comes on here with the name showerhead expecting to do very very well "
some you can alter the spray from fine mist to hard spurt use your imagination |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me "
Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours
Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you
Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX "
no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you
using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours
Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you
Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX
no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you
using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play "
Sorry John I just want to play with your axe just a bit. I be a good girl for you |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours
Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you
Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX
no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you
using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play
Sorry John I just want to play with your axe just a bit. I be a good girl for you "
to right you will be you cheeky little minx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me
Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper "
hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me
Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble "
who ever said subs are trouble or hard work doesn't have a clue about the art of control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat "
11 mr clothes peg
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
11 mr clothes peg
"
Oh yeah |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
11 mr clothes peg
"
you are officially on the naughty step now sexy in a stress position I might add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat "
3 out of the ten for me chip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shower head!
What is it with you girls and the shower head
Wont be long before a guy comes on here with the name showerhead expecting to do very very well
some you can alter the spray from fine mist to hard spurt use your imagination "
Funnily enough after a bit of playing you can do that to men as well. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
3 out of the ten for me chip. "
where have you been tink ...?
and come on don't be shy which three |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 & 5 (love Prosecco )
And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.
But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!! "
hair brush and marker pen  did I read that right |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"2 & 5 (love Prosecco )
And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.
But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!! "
as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
3 out of the ten for me chip.
where have you been tink ...?
and come on don't be shy which three "
Been on strike from everything.
2.6.7 for me chip.
Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list the cucumber was just 1 item on said list. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
3 out of the ten for me chip.
where have you been tink ...?
and come on don't be shy which three
Been on strike from everything.
2.6.7 for me chip.
Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list the cucumber was just 1 item on said list. "
glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx
would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 & 5 (love Prosecco )
And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.
But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!! hair brush and marker pen did I read that right "
Yes.. the handle of the hairbrush...
Anyways, it was just the neatest thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
3 out of the ten for me chip.
where have you been tink ...?
and come on don't be shy which three
Been on strike from everything.
2.6.7 for me chip.
Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list the cucumber was just 1 item on said list.
glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx
would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance "
Pervert! Thankfully the cucumber was the only food item on the list.
My last post got me a slapped wrist and time out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 & 5 (love Prosecco )
And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.
But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!
as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos "
I have glass yes, dildo and plug.. but also metal and silicone... I'm not prejudiced |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"2 & 5 (love Prosecco )
And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.
But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!
as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos
I have glass yes, dildo and plug.. but also metal and silicone... I'm not prejudiced "
the last line made me laugh brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
11 mr clothes peg
you are officially on the naughty step now sexy in a stress position I might add "
 sorry john |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
3 out of the ten for me chip.
where have you been tink ...?
and come on don't be shy which three
Been on strike from everything.
2.6.7 for me chip.
Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list the cucumber was just 1 item on said list.
glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx
would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance
Pervert! Thankfully the cucumber was the only food item on the list.
My last post got me a slapped wrist and time out "
didn't see it darling
but in my opinion that was a loss to the site you not being around xxx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me
Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble
who ever said subs are trouble or hard work doesn't have a clue about the art of control "
correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
11 mr clothes peg
"
12 mr arm chair the arm |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .
1 mr washing machine on spin cycle
2 mr shower head on full power wash
3 mr sky remote
4 mr hard edge of the table
5 mr beer or wine bottle
6 mr cool cucumber
6 mr pillow
7 mr electric tooth brush
8 mr loather
9 mr phone on vibrate
10 mr back scratch
have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat
11 mr clothes peg
12 mr arm chair the arm"
you my sexy little pain queen are really pushing your luck on here
I'm going to put you on limited rations for the next week |
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