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My Boomerang Won't Come Back
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night
was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it
didnt get that back "
Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night
was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it
didnt get that back
Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it? "
well i was told if it stays there for a min the machine auto takes it back but can take 24 to show back on your account so i'll check later if the machine looted my dosh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night
was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it
didnt get that back
Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it?
well i was told if it stays there for a min the machine auto takes it back but can take 24 to show back on your account so i'll check later if the machine looted my dosh "
They have cams in them so the tape might say. Bet it was a looter though! Bastards!  |
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your boomarange wont come back...
ive waved the thing al over the place.. practised till i was blue in the face,, i am big discrace to the aborigine race...
my boomarage wont come back..
damn gonna be singing that for the rest of the day.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?
My bloody sanity
And with that, i wish you tara "
Nice boobies! I like boobies! Glad you haven't lost them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" your boomarange wont come back...
ive waved the thing al over the place.. practised till i was blue in the face,, i am big discrace to the aborigine race...
my boomarage wont come back..
damn gonna be singing that for the rest of the day..... "
2 little boys had 2 little toys....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as case was overweight at Southampton airport after returning from cruise had to bin anything we could get weight down save paying extra charge of £160.
unfortunatly in our haste must have thrown currency wallet in bins with £300 in currency inside lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as case was overweight at Southampton airport after returning from cruise had to bin anything we could get weight down save paying extra charge of £160.
unfortunatly in our haste must have thrown currency wallet in bins with £300 in currency inside lol"
I was once overweight so put on lots of my cloths. I looked a right fat bastard but didn't pay any extra.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mind
and i dont want to be pedantic but if your boomarang didnt come back then it wasnt a boomarang it was a stick "
It had a huge bend in it and the oz bloke in the pub sold me it  |
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"So worst thing i lost was my mind.
Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone
Sat here i think i am about to loose the same "
Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So worst thing i lost was my mind.
Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone
Sat here i think i am about to loose the same
Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.
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Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So worst thing i lost was my mind.
Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone
Sat here i think i am about to loose the same
Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.
Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge! "
Scientific research suggests that if everyone in India farted at the exact same moment the Earth would move thus avoiding a collision with an asteroid.
The headlines in the newspapers would read: Curry Cures Cosmic Clash.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So worst thing i lost was my mind.
Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone
Sat here i think i am about to loose the same
Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.
Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge!
Scientific research suggests that if everyone in India farted at the exact same moment the Earth would move thus avoiding a collision with an asteroid.
The headlines in the newspapers would read: Curry Cures Cosmic Clash. "
Its treated a problem here! Its formed a mush with old newspaper and dislodged hair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm what have I lost that won't come back - youth and stupidity - I'm older wiser and much less of an arrogant twat - so you can only imagine how obnoxious I was when I was younger !! :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a boomarang once...... I played with I all the time..... but eventually the novelty wore off.....and when I tried to chuck away......... well you can guess the rest!!!!!
#yeahyeahIhearitgrumblegroan!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just found Soxy's marbles!!"
You have my lost Marbles?.....hey, I used to have more than a good handfull of Iron Benkers too, so what happened to them?.... Oh silly me... perhaps that'll be Steelies to you lot north of the border.... ya won't know what a benker is!!!!.......anyway...marbles....I'll show ya marbles....... marbles the size of Conkers.......
#AhhhhIrememberthosehappydays
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