I only know one joke, jokes go over my head and if i do find one funny and attempt to repeat it it doesnt sound the same coming from me.
Here is the all time one joke i know.
Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It's like the time I went to the doctors and said
"Doctor, I feel like Tom Jones"
and he said
"Well take two of these and call me tomorrow"
ohhhh what ever happened to Dr Harry Hill!!!! lol
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Englishman goes into a pharmacy in Sweden and asks for a deodorant.
Aerosol or ball deodorant says the assistant?
Neither replies the man... its for my armpits...
(read it with a swedish accent lol) |
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A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?"
"Jewellery, dear." |
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A man goes to the Doctor and say, "Doc, sometines I feel like I'm a wigwam, and sometimes I feel like I'm a teepee."
The doc replies, "Ah, you're too tense." |
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The Lone Ranger & Tonto ride into town after a long dusty journey through the desert. "Fancy a pint?" he asks Tonto who replies "Need to work up thirst, will jog up & down high street for 1/2 hr first"
20 mins later an old timer comes into the bar and says "Hey Tonto, you left your Injun running outside" |
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