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How do Vampires procreate?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!"
Now you have tampered with my wankbank!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!Now you have tampered with my wankbank! "
WTF? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!Now you have tampered with my wankbank!
WTF?"
Well i cant go into details but vampire sex is part of it, but now il be thinking about your post so il go orf the boil  |
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"I enjoyed The Host too, they are planning a film version. I just hope it's better then the Twilight films!!
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oh i didnt know that. I tend to either read the book or see a movie but not both. I have seen clips of the movies but its not made me want to go and see them |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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In answer to the original OP..i found this.....
Actually, it's not impossible. In MUCH of the older myth, vampires were highly sexualized creatures. In fact, many people believed that a dead vampire would return to their spouse in order to create such a child.
The offspring of a vampire and a mortal is a a dhamphir. They are usually very adept at killing vampires.  |
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I'm always disappointed when I watch films after reading books. I've watched the first Twilight film, but won't watch the rest, I enjoyed the books, and feel they dumbed down the films to get the younger audience. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"they always have sex,after feasting.
the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.
i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit.  "
Thanks...im a happy femme now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"they always have sex,after feasting.
the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.
i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit. "
See now thats sexy eh Femme? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire. "
Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!
I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!! |
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"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.
Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!
I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!"
The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.
Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!
I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!
The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol"
You will be saying there is no such thing as vampires next  |
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"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.
Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!
I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!
The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol
You will be saying there is no such thing as vampires next "
wouldnt do that this thread is to funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yes in underworld Viktor had a daughter. The vampires in Blade that are "pure blood" can have children. And I read a book several years ago and that storyline said that women who are turned into vampires could possibly have children within one year of the time they were made vampires. Most other legends say it can't happen though. Yahoo...... |
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!"
As they dont exist they dont |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!"
More to the point, would any guy let a vampire suck his cock, knowing full well that it is one very large blood vessel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!"
What about if its a FEMALE vampire? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!
What about if its a FEMALE vampire? "
In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me? |
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!
What about if its a FEMALE vampire?
In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?"
I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!
What about if its a FEMALE vampire?
In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?
I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't "
EEhh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!
What about if its a FEMALE vampire?
In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?
I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't
EEhh? "
Well as a human i would be cautious of putting my cock near any orifice of a vampiress because she might try and blead me dry. |
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"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?
If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?
And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?
And I know you could say rigour etc!
What about if its a FEMALE vampire?
In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?
I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't
EEhh?
Well as a human i would be cautious of putting my cock near any orifice of a vampiress because she might try and blead me dry. "
Ahh you mean do female Vamps have teeth in their fanny
God knows |
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