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Anyone know how to get a bigger cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Unfortunately, no matter how much we feed Charles he doesn't seem to be getting any bigger. We've tried high protein chicken feed, vegetarian chicken feed, glutton free chicken feed and even chicken free chicken feed but he just wont grow .

Suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately, no matter how much we feed Charles he doesn't seem to be getting any bigger. We've tried high protein chicken feed, vegetarian chicken feed, glutton free chicken feed and even chicken free chicken feed but he just wont grow .

Suggestions?

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Just cut the head in wedge shape and it will grow longer...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a different cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take it back to the farm and look to see if there a bigger one with the hens.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor Charles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get a different cock. "

Haha, this may come as a shock but cocks aren't easy to come by, even here

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Marry an obese prat

Guess that only works for women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Growers pellets work wonders, fattens them up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you tried the frozen section in Tesco, large chickens to had there and you don't have to feed the feckers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it's a free range cock they tend to be smaller.

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By *r Man.Man  over a year ago

London


"Unfortunately, no matter how much we feed Charles he doesn't seem to be getting any bigger. We've tried high protein chicken feed, vegetarian chicken feed, glutton free chicken feed and even chicken free chicken feed but he just wont grow .

Suggestions?

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I thinking you might be on a battle which you may not win.

So my suggestion, as I say, its just a suggestion, get a Black Australorp rooster, and then your grandchildren would have the benefit of a mixed cultural heritage, and the hens would have a Parsons nose, that all the other cocks would be clucking after.

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PS for all those politically correct up your own arse people, its a bloody chicken

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