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The story of when my room mate ran off with my girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God damn it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Teehee! Genius.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Ohh dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid fool! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

THIS is why I don't read these long feckin posts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen it before so knew what was coming lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

So basically he wiped his own eye on the glass table and then wiped yours.

I bet your ex wipes the other eye for him and it won't be with a cotton pad!!

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