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Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.  |
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure. "
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead  |
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead "
Think i'd rather mow, i'm a bit sad like that. |
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead
Think i'd rather mow, i'm a bit sad like that. "
I'm off for a swim later, that's the beauty of having fake grass in my garden  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead
Think i'd rather mow, i'm a bit sad like that.
I'm off for a swim later, that's the beauty of having fake grass in my garden "
Did you know that if you water your lawn with brandy it comes up half cut.  |
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead
Think i'd rather mow, i'm a bit sad like that.
I'm off for a swim later, that's the beauty of having fake grass in my garden "
I've seen people out on that fake grass with bloody hoovers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Today i sent my wife off to the local lido to enjoy the sunshine, it's a bit cloudy but there's more than enough blue sky to make a pair of sailor's trousers.
She texts me that she's cold. Me? Well i'm mowing and sweating my nuts off. Go figure.
You should of gone swimming and left her to mow the lawn instead
Think i'd rather mow, i'm a bit sad like that.
I'm off for a swim later, that's the beauty of having fake grass in my garden
I've seen people out on that fake grass with bloody hoovers "
Haha, that doesn't surprise me. |
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"Sometimes some people are never happy . 
Despite my best efforts. "
Sometimes more you do more they want and never satisfied .Sometimes I felt like giving my ex a high 5 in the face |
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"Sometimes some people are never happy .
Despite my best efforts.
Sometimes more you do more they want and never satisfied .Sometimes I felt like giving my ex a high 5 in the face "
Ouch. |
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