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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???  "
Get a can of man-up |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Get a can of man-up"
Oh do they sell that lol?? This promises instant comfort!!  |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....??? "
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol. "
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No you wont die but it will result in uncontrollable whinging and feeling sorry for yourself 
Ah yes - even worse than having a penis!!! "
Its a cross us men unfortunately have to bare  |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose..... "
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
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You need therapy you do..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man flu only kills men, therefore a man flu inoculation will only work to protect men. But, there is an exception to this rule and that is because the word 'man' can refer to both gender and race, as in human race. The long and short of it is - it depends on how racey you are? Giddy up, gorgeous!  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can eat a Yorkie, you can have the shot..
Ah OK, I haven't tried that for a few years, I'll send out for one.... "
Send out for a Great Dane. Loads more meat. |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
You need therapy you do..... "
Plugs the snot and decongests, can't see the problem |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose..... "
Ramming Vicks what up your nose |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Man flu only kills men, therefore a man flu inoculation will only work to protect men. But, there is an exception to this rule and that is because the word 'man' can refer to both gender and race, as in human race. The long and short of it is - it depends on how racey you are? Giddy up, gorgeous! xxx"
Hey you, well I am definitely going to give the shot a shot - turn it into a hot toddy I reckon!!  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Ramming Vicks what up your nose "
Just his vapour rub...today anyway! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
You need therapy you do.....
Plugs the snot and decongests, can't see the problem "
Oh I see, put it up my NOSE on a lillet, I was wondering exactly what diseases you were talking about then for a moment!!! |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
You need therapy you do.....
Plugs the snot and decongests, can't see the problem
Oh I see, put it up my NOSE on a lillet, I was wondering exactly what diseases you were talking about then for a moment!!! "
Oh blimey |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
You need therapy you do.....
Plugs the snot and decongests, can't see the problem
Oh I see, put it up my NOSE on a lillet, I was wondering exactly what diseases you were talking about then for a moment!!!
Oh blimey "
Well exactly!!! |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....??? "
What's a manflu shot? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
What's a manflu shot?"
Well, I survived the first one to tell the tale!! It's a vitamin C, echinacea and zinc combo in a lemon 'shot' which you can make into a hot toddy too. It's marketed in a little bottle for manflu lol - very cute, but not entirely without merit!! |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
What's a manflu shot?
Well, I survived the first one to tell the tale!! It's a vitamin C, echinacea and zinc combo in a lemon 'shot' which you can make into a hot toddy too. It's marketed in a little bottle for manflu lol - very cute, but not entirely without merit!! "
Given that I take all three when I have a cold but my other half and brother refuse to take any of them...there's a clever mother behind that marketing, I'll wager |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
What's a manflu shot?
Well, I survived the first one to tell the tale!! It's a vitamin C, echinacea and zinc combo in a lemon 'shot' which you can make into a hot toddy too. It's marketed in a little bottle for manflu lol - very cute, but not entirely without merit!!
Given that I take all three when I have a cold but my other half and brother refuse to take any of them...there's a clever mother behind that marketing, I'll wager "
Yes, I'm sure they want their own medicine to go with their own disease - I approved of the marketing strategy as soon as i saw it! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have a go at giving birth ... "
I think I've gotten away with avoiding that one!!! Mind you, having my wrist dangling around with both bones smashed was just a tad painful so I reckon I can empathise.... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
I can diagnose from this alone that you don't have man flu  "
It is a mutation - has to be for me to have it right?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a go at giving birth ... YOU will feel real pain . lol man flu yer .. its nothing .
Fun fact. The reason women don't get man flu is because of their ability to give birth, a womans immune system is naturally higher to help keep any potential children safe Is that right ... lol xx child birth is real pain ... You men know nothing .. man flu . lolol "
Don't believe you. More than enough women are willing to give birth more than once I've never heard a man ask for man flu.
Think you is full of shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a go at giving birth ... YOU will feel real pain . lol man flu yer .. its nothing .
Fun fact. The reason women don't get man flu is because of their ability to give birth, a womans immune system is naturally higher to help keep any potential children safe Is that right ... lol xx child birth is real pain ... You men know nothing .. man flu . lolol
Don't believe you. More than enough women are willing to give birth more than once I've never heard a man ask for man flu.
Think you is full of shit "
Shit oooo yes that can be a thing some woman cant hold back on and wee, The pain just take over .. But after that you have this bundle of joy you have for a life time so the pain is worth it .. MAN FLU . LOLOL YERRR |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!"
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose.....
Vicks on a lillet...double whammy
You need therapy you do.....
Plugs the snot and decongests, can't see the problem
Oh I see, put it up my NOSE on a lillet, I was wondering exactly what diseases you were talking about then for a moment!!! "
Cuntjunctivitis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no, have you have contracted a case of the seriously potentially fatal Man Flu?
I can only hope you pull through and I wish you a speedy recovery.
I had flu recently but instead of whining like a little baby, I bought Paracetamol, Vicks, a box of tissues and got the fuck on with it. I didn't die |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a go at giving birth ... YOU will feel real pain . lol man flu yer .. its nothing .
Fun fact. The reason women don't get man flu is because of their ability to give birth, a womans immune system is naturally higher to help keep any potential children safe Is that right ... lol xx child birth is real pain ... You men know nothing .. man flu . lolol
Don't believe you. More than enough women are willing to give birth more than once I've never heard a man ask for man flu.
Think you is full of shit Shit oooo yes that can be a thing some woman cant hold back on and wee, The pain just take over .. But after that you have this bundle of joy you have for a life time so the pain is worth it .. MAN FLU . LOLOL YERRR"
At least you get something out of child birth, man flu is only followed by memories of pain and slight cases of PTSD |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction "
I said further up - I have voice activation on my computer, I am unable to move for the pain.....
But I have had boil-in-the-bag fish and my first manflu shot, so I'm sure I'll be on the up soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a go at giving birth ... YOU will feel real pain . lol man flu yer .. its nothing .
Fun fact. The reason women don't get man flu is because of their ability to give birth, a womans immune system is naturally higher to help keep any potential children safe Is that right ... lol xx child birth is real pain ... You men know nothing .. man flu . lolol
Don't believe you. More than enough women are willing to give birth more than once I've never heard a man ask for man flu.
Think you is full of shit Shit oooo yes that can be a thing some woman cant hold back on and wee, The pain just take over .. But after that you have this bundle of joy you have for a life time so the pain is worth it .. MAN FLU . LOLOL YERRR
At least you get something out of child birth, man flu is only followed by memories of pain and slight cases of PTSD"
yes and some after that have weeks of pain with splits around your lady bits that take weeks to stop hurting , lol kisses xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction
I said further up - I have voice activation on my computer, I am unable to move for the pain.....
But I have had boil-in-the-bag fish and my first manflu shot, so I'm sure I'll be on the up soon! "
You are able to speak clearly?!! Pfft! Anyone that has suffered and endured the ordeal knows you would be unable to raise more than a feeble and barely audible whimper if it were truly the dreaded man-flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a go at giving birth ... YOU will feel real pain . lol man flu yer .. its nothing .
Fun fact. The reason women don't get man flu is because of their ability to give birth, a womans immune system is naturally higher to help keep any potential children safe Is that right ... lol xx child birth is real pain ... You men know nothing .. man flu . lolol
Don't believe you. More than enough women are willing to give birth more than once I've never heard a man ask for man flu.
Think you is full of shit Shit oooo yes that can be a thing some woman cant hold back on and wee, The pain just take over .. But after that you have this bundle of joy you have for a life time so the pain is worth it .. MAN FLU . LOLOL YERRR
At least you get something out of child birth, man flu is only followed by memories of pain and slight cases of PTSD yes and some after that have weeks of pain with splits around your lady bits that take weeks to stop hurting , lol kisses xxx"
And yet, you're still willing to do it all again. Can't be that bad, think you might be playing on it a bit for sympathy |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction
I said further up - I have voice activation on my computer, I am unable to move for the pain.....
But I have had boil-in-the-bag fish and my first manflu shot, so I'm sure I'll be on the up soon!
You are able to speak clearly?!! Pfft! Anyone that has suffered and endured the ordeal knows you would be unable to raise more than a feeble and barely audible whimper if it were truly the dreaded man-flu "
It's a very efficient software. ..
I think this shot might be more efficient administered alongside cake... I'm going to let out a barely audible whimper and see if I can get some.... |
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction
I said further up - I have voice activation on my computer, I am unable to move for the pain.....
But I have had boil-in-the-bag fish and my first manflu shot, so I'm sure I'll be on the up soon!
You are able to speak clearly?!! Pfft! Anyone that has suffered and endured the ordeal knows you would be unable to raise more than a feeble and barely audible whimper if it were truly the dreaded man-flu
It's a very efficient software. ..
I think this shot might be more efficient administered alongside cake... I'm going to let out a barely audible whimper and see if I can get some.... "
Cake |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you google manflu shots they have a whole website full of products - quite a giggle actually!
It can't be man-flu Frisky. You wouldn't have the energy to type this if it were that terrible affliction
I said further up - I have voice activation on my computer, I am unable to move for the pain.....
But I have had boil-in-the-bag fish and my first manflu shot, so I'm sure I'll be on the up soon!
You are able to speak clearly?!! Pfft! Anyone that has suffered and endured the ordeal knows you would be unable to raise more than a feeble and barely audible whimper if it were truly the dreaded man-flu
It's a very efficient software. ..
I think this shot might be more efficient administered alongside cake... I'm going to let out a barely audible whimper and see if I can get some....
Cake "
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You will start scratching your balls
Haha, yeah that would be a worry!
Why do men always put hands down pants when chilling .  "
It's insecurity - they are reassuring themselves that they haven't lost them! |
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"You will start scratching your balls
Haha, yeah that would be a worry!
Why do men always put hands down pants when chilling .
It's insecurity - they are reassuring themselves that they haven't lost them! "
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
Come on now. You have man flu? If you had man flu you would be to ill to make this post lol.
I'm having a practice run on a lemsip after eating 3 Halls soothers and ramming Vick's up my nose..... "
. . . Vic says,he doesn't like being up your nose,he's not into that kinky sort of stuff! |
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
I'll make this simple! You're not a man therefore you cannot have manflu. You (as a woman) cannot comprehend the pain and suffering we go through when we have it! You're probably just on your period or something 
That, um, horse may have bolted....but, the manflu shot seems to have worked, so by the logic of therapeutic trial it must indeed have been manflu I caught, albeit a mutation!! "
Obviously a much less potent strain.
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I came down with what was obviously a severe manflu mutation last night - I've bought two of those Manflu shots - but will they kill me if I take them, not being a man n'all....???
I'll make this simple! You're not a man therefore you cannot have manflu. You (as a woman) cannot comprehend the pain and suffering we go through when we have it! You're probably just on your period or something
That, um, horse may have bolted....but, the manflu shot seems to have worked, so by the logic of therapeutic trial it must indeed have been manflu I caught, albeit a mutation!!
Obviously a much less potent strain.
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Must be huh, I can actually stand up! ! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Like Shackleton dragging himself across the Antarctic!
Or Monty Pythons 'black knight' armless and legless yet fighting on!
That's MAN FLU!
Drags knuckles across floor and 'pffts!'"
Haha, my fingernails are bleeding....  |
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"Like Shackleton dragging himself across the Antarctic!
Or Monty Pythons 'black knight' armless and legless yet fighting on!
That's MAN FLU!
Drags knuckles across floor and 'pffts!'
Haha, my fingernails are bleeding.... "
Then you have either, placed your hand to your forehead saying 'Woe is me!' and tripped!
Or, have a very, very slight case of man flu |
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