"I'm putting myself up for the award unless you think you're worse than me
Let's have your lighthearted reasons why you claim my throne  "
I'm the world's worst swinger but only cos I won first prize in a celibacy contest in a nunnery. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I'm putting myself up for the award unless you think you're worse than me
Let's have your lighthearted reasons why you claim my throne
I'm the world's worst swinger but only cos I won first prize in a celibacy contest in a nunnery."
Winner!  |
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people
Good one you can join my shit swingers club 
Wooohooo.  "
My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it |
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people
Good one you can join my shit swingers club
Wooohooo.
My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it"
But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff  |
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people
Good one you can join my shit swingers club
Wooohooo.
My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it
But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff "
I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation |
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people
Good one you can join my shit swingers club
Wooohooo.
My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it
But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff
I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation "
Much better.  |
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people
Good one you can join my shit swingers club
Wooohooo.
My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it
But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff
I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation
Much better. "
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over a year ago
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"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people "
Yep this applies to me as well.
Add on I'm incredibly fussy and need lots of mental stimulation and it's like looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack  |
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