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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"birthday cake?..thats my birthday 
It can be arranged "
i usually have a party at a club on or near my birthday, that's the thing with secret locations, i cant arrange anything for other people to attend, so i shall have to see xx |
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"I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...
Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!  "
I thought you meant this one:
Russian Christmas Cake recipe
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Vodka
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
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"I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...
Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!
Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake "
I tend to avoid the dark recesses of your mind , on my psychiatrists advice, it is very dark in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got the best ever carrot cake recipe I could make
Guaranteed to give you a mouthgasm lol
You're on, but it will need to be gluten free for me to try it "
No worries I've also got an awsome gluten free Vegan carrot cake recipe too |
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"Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake
I tend to avoid the dark recesses of your mind , on my psychiatrists advice, it is very dark in there
See above "
Nope! I refuse! I have covered my eyes and blanked my mind, any avatar featuring a picture if innocence along with snippets of K Minx and D Joe walks with the devil  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"birthday cake?..thats my birthday
It can be arranged i usually have a party at a club on or near my birthday
What would be your cake of choice? "
cake is according to urban dictionary a euphamism for a womans foof..ive eaten cake before now, to choose a favourite out of those cakes would be wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aside from my love of lemon drizzle & carrot cake ~ I am partial to a spot of rocky road.
Although not a cake in the true sense of the word, I do feel it has a place....  |
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So far -
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Banana
Battenburg
Black Forest Gateau
Carrot Cake
Cherry Bakewells
Christmas Cake
Coffee & Walnut
Fruit Tart
Key Lime Pie
Lemon Drizzle
Red Velvet
Rocky Road
Scone
Tiramisu
Victoria Sponge |
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"So far -
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Banana
Battenburg
Black Forest Gateau
Carrot Cake
Cherry Bakewells
Christmas Cake
Coffee & Walnut
Fruit Tart
Key Lime Pie
Lemon Drizzle
Red Velvet
Rocky Road
Scone
Tiramisu
Victoria Sponge"
What is Red Velvet? |
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I'll take an apple instead 
