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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm at Jumptastic.. a warehouse full of parkour obstacles and trampolines. It's what the boys decided they wanted to do today.
My intention was to half sit and watch, half browse fab.
But I play things by ear and the second I saw it.. I wanted to join in.. much to the boys delight.. because I'm a big kid at heart.
Now I'm dying! Half an hour of bouncing and flipping around and my lungs are on fire! I am a smoker.. so I deserve to feel this wretched 
How come when I'm having sex I can sometimes go all night, yet stick me on a trampoline for half an hour and I'm no good to anybody for the following two?
Is it because my mind is so focused on who I'm with that I forget about the energy I'm burning through. Or that it's all so intense I can't think of anything else? Or the pleasure overriding the exhaustion?
Any experts in physiology and mental state prepared to have a go at enlightening me? Perhaps there's somevtrasferrable knowledge I can apply to make me a better trampoliner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumping around a trampoline park uses up much more energy than sex. Unless you pick the woman up and run around the bedroom with her and do sexual gymnastics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex is not that great as exercise, though people wish it was, because obviously it's easier than doing proper exercise.
But trampolining can get you men and TV fame:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3wioLmNNY |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to one of these next weekend! Just me and my daughter so I will no doubt be dragged on!  "
It's lots of fun.. but be wary of the crash pit. I'm relatively fit and strong, but it takes a titanic amount of effort getting out. Pace yourself.. I was out for the count lay on my back trying to get my body back under control twice.
All good fun though Feel healthier for it and had a whale of a time with the sprogs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex is not that great as exercise, though people wish it was, because obviously it's easier than doing proper exercise.
But trampolining can get you men and TV fame:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3wioLmNNY"
It was very quiet, but there were three GORGEOUS women all between 22-26ish there having fun on their own. 4-5 Yummy mummy's and 5-6 Dads who do. Everyone was laughing. I was expecting a warehouse filled with screaming bratz. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate jumping on trampolines - just don't like the sensation . I've had sex on a trampoline though and loved it . Go figure "
This is on my to do list! |
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