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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1. Bad breath

2. unkempt appearence

3. B.O

4. To pushy

5. mean minded

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By *ustyWoman over a year ago

inverclyde

i agree with that peaches totally

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

No conversation

Lack of sense of humour

Scruffy dress

Lack of personal grooming

Excessive hair

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

1. Submissive males

2. Skinny men.

3. Bad teeth

4. Bad skin

5. Offensive body odour

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1 - walking dog shit into my house.

2 - spitting onto their hanky to remove the dog shit.

3 - spitting on my foo foo.

4 - wiping foo foo spit off with the same hanky.

5 - farting and following through whilst on top in a 69.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 - walking dog shit into my house.

2 - spitting onto their hanky to remove the dog shit.

3 - spitting on my foo foo.

4 - wiping foo foo spit off with the same hanky.

5 - farting and following through whilst on top in a 69."

Will you meet if i only do 3 and 5? i'm very respectable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1...Bad breath

2...BO

3...Nose hair

4...Arrogance...but can be a huge turn-on as well, but a very fine line

And finally...White socks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

"
What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Badly capped teeth

Dirty fingernails and rough hands

Bad table manners

Boring/uninspiring conservationist

Egoistic/arrogance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

When you look at them for a long time they remind you of Clarence out of daktari

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

When you look at them for a long time they remind you of Clarence out of daktari

"
Oh mine arent like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

When you look at them for a long time they remind you of Clarence out of daktari

Oh mine arent like that

Give us a look then!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

When you look at them for a long time they remind you of Clarence out of daktari

Oh mine arent like that

Give us a look then!

"
Ermmm i dont have any pictures of my nipples

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

1. Garlic/onion breath

2. Photos 10 years and 20lbs out of date

3. Constant messaging, winking and friend adding when I have said no

4. Being too pushy

5. Not turning up for meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1/Constantly saying no

2/Saying yuck ginger pubes

3/Queef farts

4/Winnits

5/Cross eyed nipples.

But if you don't do No 1 i can live with the other 4

What are cross eyed nipples? I need to check mine

When you look at them for a long time they remind you of Clarence out of daktari

Oh mine arent like that

Give us a look then!

Ermmm i dont have any pictures of my nipples

I have a camera and love to take pictures.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Since the physical stuff u cant see online...

arrogance

sexism

stupidity

small mindedness

pushiness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 - walking dog shit into my house.

2 - spitting onto their hanky to remove the dog shit.

3 - spitting on my foo foo.

4 - wiping foo foo spit off with the same hanky.

5 - farting and following through whilst on top in a 69."
Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Bad breath

2. unkempt appearence

3. B.O

4. To pushy

5. mean minded "
yes all them would put me off and look like sreck green theeth .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Bad breath

2. unkempt appearence

3. B.O

4. To pushy

5. mean minded "

So would satisfying all these guarantee a meet or a prerequisite to enter the screening queue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1.bad breath

2.b.o.

3.scruffy

4.too pushy

5.arrogance

note these are not in order and i can think of more.

i think i am too fussy when it comes to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Badly capped teeth are better than no teeth though Pearl

For actual swinging meet:

BO/unwashed body

Dirty green teeth

Unkempt clothing / football shirts

Lots of saliva if kissing

Garlic breath

Really low hanging balls that swing when moving - not keen on them (sorry couldn't keep it to 5)

On the message/profile front:

Guys who message asking if they can bring a friend, I am not a free for all

Guys who message me asking if I meet alone and they won't tell my OH if I agree, without obviously having the intelligence to realise its a couples account and he actually reads all the messages first

Guys who moan that they have been on my friends list for X amount of time and when is it their turn

People who have rude and offensive statements in their profile like No fatties or thickos

Couples who my OH has winked cos he's seen an avatar of big tits, who message us and when I get to read the profile they are not for me, so I don't reply then keep getting messages saying 'you winked us so answer us'

Anyone who gets a wink assuming that means ill have sex with them (I guess that's the same as above but its so good I named it twice)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. Hairy women

2. Smelly women

3. Hairy women

4. Smelly women

5. Hairy women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Badly capped teeth are better than no teeth though Pearl

For actual swinging meet:

BO/unwashed body

Dirty green teeth

Unkempt clothing / football shirts

Lots of saliva if kissing

Garlic breath

Really low hanging balls that swing when moving - not keen on them (sorry couldn't keep it to 5)

On the message/profile front:

Guys who message asking if they can bring a friend, I am not a free for all

Guys who moan that they have been on my friends list for X amount of time and when is it their turn

People who have rude and offensive statements in their profile like No fatties or thickos

Anyone who gets a wink assuming that means ill have sex with them (I guess that's the same as above but its so good I named it twice)

Who are the survivors then?

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By *iceguydaveMan over a year ago

Monmouth

Having read through all of these (often frighteningly similar!) lists, it occurs to me that most of the no-nos can be summed up in the phrase 'not making an effort'.

Anyone who is lucky enough to get a meet on here (and clearly lots don't!) must surely have the common sense to realise that they need to be clean, fresh smelling, brush their teeth, put on some decent clothes? Aren't these kind of a pre-requisite for going out of the house anyway, even if you aren't expecting a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1. Bad breath

2. unkempt appearence

3. B.O

4. To pushy

5. mean minded

So would satisfying all these guarantee a meet or a prerequisite to enter the screening queue?

THE screening queue please

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden