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Roast Me (Piece Of Cake)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's right, roast me, give me your best shot.

No offence will be taken and no reports will be sent to the admin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bend over then

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You are a womble

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Roast cake sounds aweful

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

"That's right, roast me, give me your best shot.

No offence will be taken and no reports will be sent to the admin"

Did you get third prize in that wet shirt competition?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't

I love cake

And one piece is never enough

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Next time try taking the shirt off before you wash it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Gets strap on out*

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By *laymates7Woman over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Just hand over the cake and you won't get hurt.

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

"Next time try taking the shirt off before you wash it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

When we had sex I had to check you weren't John Bobbit as I had to search for your penis.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Hmmm

Now which end do I push the Spit into??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cunt

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

I roast you with fire! Gas mark 6 for 25 minutes.

Because I'm hungry, and I can't decide between pulled pork and a chocolate sponge

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You would rather spend time with Jimmy Saville than a spider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You would rather spend time with Jimmy Saville than a spider.

Maybe when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a wee knob who is scared of spiders and would agree to anything a woman would say if you thought it'd get you your hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're a wee knob who is scared of spiders and would agree to anything a woman would say if you thought it'd get you your hole "

Finally, a decent roast

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You're idea of the roasting threads was a dreadful one. I've had more enjoyment at the dentist, and I dislike the dentist.... a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are people gonna start making diss tracks on each other?

Not so much a roast but I could spoil the rest of GoT for you haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're idea of the roasting threads was a dreadful one. I've had more enjoyment at the dentist, and I dislike the dentist.... a lot. "

Agreed

I've requested admin close this thread as I am no longer interested in the subject

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First this year

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