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over a year ago
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"On a train
In the UK
For 2 hours
Doesn't matter what we say
You won't see it til you get off
The signal will be shite 
I'm in Ireland   "
If it's the Enterprise... your completely fked. The Wi-Fi dies every 10 metres |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!! 
The other 4% are on the toilet XXX"
Maybe that would explain the stench of piss  |
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"Chat up a hot man in your carriage . 
I scanned thus carriage and the one behind it before choosing a seat, zero hot guys!
Get pissed  "
I do like your style, Honey  |
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You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It would take 210,192,476 people with an average height of 6ft stacked on top of each other to reach the moon.
I'm glad I'm 5'9" and don't have to do it now  |
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"96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!! "
Er..No
I have had who's.near on trains and nobody shows up anywhere near me |
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"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??"
Aww 
Chin up, lovely  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??
Aww
Chin up, lovely xx"
Oh don't get me wrong...I am quite happy...just the time went so bloody quickly n it confuses me sometimes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??"
I thought you wobbled in the right places when we met GILF |
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"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??
I thought you wobbled in the right places when we met GILF "
Haha glad to hear it!! |
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"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming  "
You can put your head on my chest if it helps. |
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"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming
You can put your head on my chest if it helps. "
Most kind |
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"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming "
I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab! |
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"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming
I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab! "
Oh they wouldn't of Been able to see ....unless they were really nosey and looking over your shoulder |
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"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming
I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab!
Oh they wouldn't of Been able to see ....unless they were really nosey and looking over your shoulder "
The lady directly across the table from me was proper nosey She was trying to read my mum's texts as they were coming in
She said "oh, your phone is busy"
If she only knew |
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Enjoy your journey but did you know that apart from human feaces and urine, you are sharing your train with up to 121 dangerous bacteria, some of which are drug resistant superbugs..
You may wish to consider walking tomorrow.. |
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"Enjoy your journey but did you know that apart from human feaces and urine, you are sharing your train with up to 121 dangerous bacteria, some of which are drug resistant superbugs..
You may wish to consider walking tomorrow.. "
that is a "party braker"... ... i know... not had and not planning to have sex in train toilet anyway.... |
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