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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country...........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to be one of the best openers ever to a forum post

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Seen a dude pull a car with his cock. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Do you make good gravy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women rule and have the power.

I like that

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........."

See that's what I'm on about defeated before its even got started

Hang your head in shame man

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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if someone offers to cook for me it does get me going. hmmm, gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dream on...lol

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Do you make good gravy"

I do a mean sunday roast with home made gravy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Do you make good gravy

I do a mean sunday roast with home made gravy "

Well, that was easy then

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Aww...bless!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

You're right, they don't realise, they think it has more power than it actually does!

Why do you think there's so many cock pics on show, or that get sent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them."

Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Good job I don't like meat and veg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do often find that sending them a photo of my cock usually seals the deal and gets the meet going.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

*smiles indulgently..

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg "

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act "

I'm not miss innocent

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

A numbers disparity doesn't automatically instill power or control in the group with the smallest ratio. There may, however, be some on both sides of the demographic divide who view it as such and this can create a 'them and us' sense of expectation and/or resentment, in which case they are welcome to each other. Regardless of their genitalia.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Seen a dude pull a car with his cock. True story. "

Pulling a gagle of women should be do problem then

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act

I'm not miss innocent "

Oh I know that hence why the act doesn't fool me

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them.

Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. "

That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act

I'm not miss innocent

Oh I know that hence why the act doesn't fool me "

You know what i think about food it's evil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them.

Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably.

That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne "

I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big cocks rule the roost

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy "

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them.

Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably.

That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne

I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact "

What's facts that then

That a useless tradesmen always blames a competitive market place for lack of success.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act

I'm not miss innocent "

No, I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Good job I don't like meat and veg

Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act

I'm not miss innocent

No, I am "

Yes you are. I'm little bitch lol

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Big cocks rule the roost "

Unless you post about having one then you get called out for being a cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them.

Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably.

That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne

I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact

What's facts that then

That a useless tradesmen always blames a competitive market place for lack of success."

What are you on about? Lack of success

You're not talking to some newbie fresh on the scene with no meets to his name

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes with lots of power. I am gods son "jonas is a person who has been selected by god"

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x"

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it "

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

A good spit-roast, with the second one cooking dessert could work.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be honest anyone with an ounce of respect wouldnt let either sex have the power. If some men stopped pampering to the women anc some women stopped making demands it would be more of an even playing field regardless of whether they are majority or minority

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there "

Stop acting hard done by you love the salt mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Stop acting hard done by you love the salt mine "

You got something in your eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!"

So what would a lefty like me be (your right) in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

So what would a lefty like me be (your right) in your eyes"

Yes lust for someone I keep locked in the salt mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there "

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please."

Greedy cow, you should be so lucky.

Don't set up the post so far out and sometimes you might just get what you want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........."

What he said lol

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please."

never tell a man what you want as the clever ones will make you work your little cotton socks off to get it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x"

oh bless you me beg your so cute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x"

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Or being in power

Clinton, Major, Prescott, Murdoch

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Or being in power

Clinton, Major, Prescott, Murdoch "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big cocks rule the roost "

That's right the chickens just come home to roost.

Big Cock does as he pleases

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By *bsaucy79Man  over a year ago

Bexhill


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!"

So what are the meanings then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie "

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

So what are the meanings then?"

I'd have to kill you if I told you lovely... as I've sworn a vow of secrecy. You either know or you don't... Or you get taught by master sex craftsmen... x

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By *rightonCheekyMan  over a year ago

Brighton

Man is nothing but a life support system for a penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Man is nothing but a life support system for a penis "

And I'm guessing woman must be the original 3D printer master template reproducer for you men then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be honest anyone with an ounce of respect wouldnt let either sex have the power. If some men stopped pampering to the women anc some women stopped making demands it would be more of an even playing field regardless of whether they are majority or minority"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx"

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it...... "

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here . "

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina! "

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it "

pussy this way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it...... "

Can you see my warts

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way "

My hands this way

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

Depends if it's a chipolata and a couple of petit pois.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

Depends if it's a chipolata and a couple of petit pois.

"

Are you saying size of the meal is important

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way "

Panties down over your knee for your hand

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand "

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard "

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth "

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax "

Is it a big candle

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax

Is it a big candle "

Why have you got a large candle holder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax

Is it a big candle

Why have you got a large candle holder "

Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not just on Fab and similar.

In the top 100 films of 2014 at the US box office, 26% of females appeared nude or partially nude, while only 9% of male characters got their grappling gear out for the lasses.

This is a surprise, when you consider how many blokes are not scared to show off their happy meal in profile pictures here.

Hollywood is waking up to the fact that movies which pass the Bechdel Test by having women characters who do more than just talk about the men make more money and do it on smaller budgets. Surely the next step is to realise that there's a goldmine waiting if they would only #freethebacon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dt3IrdampY

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax

Is it a big candle

Why have you got a large candle holder

Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles "

That's not all you love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......

Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .

Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!

That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon

As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it

pussy this way

My hands this way

Panties down over your knee for your hand

You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard

I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

That's it

Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax

Is it a big candle

Why have you got a large candle holder

Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles

That's not all you love "

Yes I love my little one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx"

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another."

Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .

I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big cocks rule the roost

Unless you post about having one then you get called out for being a cock "

The men with the power don't care who calls them out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.

Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .

I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do "

Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!"

You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber. "

Lol ooh!... why hello handsome!... I feel honoured you've been inspired to formulate sentences x...

As I said to someone earlier on asking the same question, you either know or you don't...or you've been taught by sexual secret societies... lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber.

Lol ooh!... why hello handsome!... I feel honoured you've been inspired to formulate sentences x...

As I said to someone earlier on asking the same question, you either know or you don't...or you've been taught by sexual secret societies... lol x"

Well hello there yourself pretty lady

It appears on this occasion I have to confess to being a don't know'er. As much as it pains me to admit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol x

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By *ot40sCouple  over a year ago

birmingham


"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........."

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.

Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .

I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do

Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx"

thank you beautiful xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.

Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .

I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do

Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx

thank you beautiful xxx"

That's thank you from me too. I will if he let's me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!"

Quickly dropped jeans and has a look... what does it mean.... Google searching for answers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy

Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x

Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it

I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there

Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x

I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie

Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx

Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .

No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx

I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...

I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.

Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .

I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do

Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx

thank you beautiful xxx

That's thank you from me too. I will if he let's me out "

Awww!! ... Well proper lovely seeing your replies today!! XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!

Quickly dropped jeans and has a look... what does it mean.... Google searching for answers. "

This is exactly what every curious man should do imo, preferably there'll be a few of you to "access "... I'll be in the middle of you all, you will all drop your jeans and I will individually let you know what your particular cock direction means!... You can all thank me later!, in the mean time please form an orderly queue... xxxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "
I only like veg so . No meat for me op.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "

A beautifully cooked roast with proper roast crispy tatties and homemade gravy! I'll be like putty. I'm a major foodie so could be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .

A beautifully cooked roast with proper roast crispy tatties and homemade gravy! I'll be like putty. I'm a major foodie so could be impressed "

I am pretty fussy about what veg I have with it

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