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By *ikeC81 OP Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim
Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time
Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy
I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!
I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hang roller blinds properly, there's is always one drill hole that doesn't go right  |
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"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim
Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time
Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy
I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!
I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "
Funny you should say that - I *can* swim, and, in theory, ride a bike, but I don't like doing so because for some reason if another cyclist or pedestrian comes within 6 foot of me I instantly lose my balance as soon as I see them in my field of vision and literally fall off. Every time. I wouldn't dare go on a road.  |
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I can't skate or drive an automatic car. I do drive though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't go shopping without a list because I forget everything that I need. Not even walking passed the items triggers my memory. |
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I cannot make scones.
I've been trying since I was a child but no. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
I cant make pastry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't roller/ice skate.
I'm also shite at blending in the edges when painting walls. |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I can't say rrrrrrr. I can do gggrrrrrr, but not rrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife. |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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Can't dance.. No rhythm at all, can't sing, can't play a musical instrument. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't do ironing.
Every other household job I can do, I just can't iron & it really irritates me. |
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"I can not swim. "
Does that give you a sinking feeling |
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"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife. "
Can you lie down in them ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant stand heights,even up a step ladder i get nervous.And wish.i could go in a lift,i would rather walk up ten flights of stairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get meets on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife.
Can you lie down in them ?"
That I can do! ?? |
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Click my fingers. I just can't make my fingers make the noise...
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kiss a woman, who says that was nice |
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I can't brick lay, but good at all the other trades. |
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"I can not swim.
Does that give you a sinking feeling "
Yep! I know how a brick feels |
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I can't get under 2.30 around Silverstone on my bike! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blow a bubble with bubblegum "
Nor me.
Or whistle using my fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ignore people's bullshit |
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I tried to ski once as everyone else made it look so easy and I so wanted to be good at it. I'd never had so many bruises on my backside,clearly needed more time to master the basics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't ride a bike."
It's easy it's like having sex |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
Make small-talk.
I sometimes feel like I'm the only person without the script. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant do maths - even simple percentages 
I can't care about bollocky reality TV or social media.
I can't blend in with everyone else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant make pastry "
Me either, hands too hot. My grandma used to make the best pastry but it's one skill she never managed to pass to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant make pastry
Me either, hands too hot. My grandma used to make the best pastry but it's one skill she never managed to pass to me "
Pastry I can do but I can't make a Swiss roll without cracking the sponge.
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a hill
Boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be pain free even for one day.
Notice lot of what others say can't do, could actually do with practise or being shown exactly how to by someone who knows and taught.
Guess some of the phobias could even be overcome with enough help and slowly planning an overcome plan, start small an build on it.
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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I can't do those really loud whistles with your fingers in your mouth no matter how hard I try! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim
Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time
Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy
I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!
I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "
Bud. I had balance problems many years ago, due to other body issues. I had to stop riding my bike, simply because was crashing into stuff or falling off.
The consultant told me to get stabiliser's for my rear wheel and keep cycling or use a sit down bike with two wheels at rear for support.
I got stabilisers and was able to cycle, but all guys normally went out with, told me to get to fuck, they not going out with me with stabilisers on. I look stupid.
Fuck em I just went out on my own. Fare enough off road was no longer possible, but least was out on a bike even if was weird looking an adult with stabilisers 
I'd say go for it op. Get some and a decent bike or get a sit down bike as you may find that easier. Hope that helps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Concentrate on work when a tad horny.
Hence I'm browsing this and other threads! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim
Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time
Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy
I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!
I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "
And you can swim. Just you won't learn is the answer. Ok perhaps not swim at first but you can easily float for some time and get used to moving in water. Wear a buoyancy aid bud in the pool. Start by just floating around on regular basis...work on treading water, you can just float anyway, but if you tread water, will build up your confidence and also allow you to rise up and down and let's you understand how swimming or buoyancy works with your body. After this a few visits will become more confident. Keep the buoyancy aid on all the time, start laying on your back, kick your legs if can and drawn your arms out and in, you won't sink and a well fitting buoyancy aid, your head and upper chest will always be out water when upright, but even if lay on back or front, its quite hard to get your head under water.
I'm talking here from experience, I taught an adult mate to swim. It tool ages but he swims regularly now and loves it. Hope my thoughts help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Climb, I just can't.
Falling (abseiling) and using a rope to avoid hitting the ground is fine but persuade my legs to take me away from the ground. Not a chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't :
Swim
Ride a bike
Change a plug
Hang a picture
Be high up without wanting to jump
Buy anything from Greggs without saying 'and a sausage roll please' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a period |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get under 2.30 around Silverstone on my bike!"
You should leave earlier then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant touch my toes or sit cross legged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drive a car
Whistle with my fingers
Sing and dance
Be eternally optimistic
Fuzz
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"I can't ride a bike.
It's easy it's like having sex"
Nonsense! I excel at sex! Still can't go a bike! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roll/fold my tongue |
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Screw the lids back on jars. It takes me ages to get it right. |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
Essex |
I can't make porridge it the last time i tried it exploded in the microwave or touch my nose with my tongue but the rest of my family can so I'm the freak that cant lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Type without looking at the keyboard. I've been doing it for years and still cock up frequently. |
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"I can't make porridge it the last time i tried it exploded in the microwave or touch my nose with my tongue but the rest of my family can so I'm the freak that cant lol"
Make it in a saucepan on the hob. Microwaved porridge is the work of the very devil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talk sports.. |
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I can't sing, doesn't stop me, but I definitely can't sing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Write with my right hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't look over the railings in the marina, I get terrible vertigo and end up falling on my arse,I'm still trying to walk mumbles pier to....I've been trying for yrs....maybe now it's one again I will try it again but I get jelly legs and they just won't move!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't look over the railings in the marina, I get terrible vertigo and end up falling on my arse,I'm still trying to walk mumbles pier to....I've been trying for yrs....maybe now it's one again I will try it again but I get jelly legs and they just won't move!!!!"
I jump off cliffs into water upto like 90ft. I've always been a climber and have been on routes in Canada and states that well...if fell given used to solo mostly (its the thrill seeker in me) would have fell 1000's of feet on most routes.
My advise to you would be start small and build up. Spend time with things like standing on a park bench and looking down at ground... go to swimming baths and stand on edge looking down at water. With help from a friend. Go to swimming baths and start jumping off side of pool into the water. Once master that confidently, ask for a starters block and start jumping off that into water, then build on moving on to the lowest diving board. Look up all the time and jump into water, do this lots as will build your confidence. Then start bringing eye level down. Don't look down right away at water. Work on this. With right support you could work up the heights on boards and in turn work on being able to look down. With regards to your pier...moving on..start spending time just on its edge or stay in middle, spend time in middle only never going near the edge to look down. Look out on horizon a lot though as will adapt your sensory awareness of being at a different height...what you should do is write yourself a plan and stick to it and work with it slowly...you could use walls in parks after park bench. Like start sitting on a small waist height wall and look down and build up wall height and standing and sitting comfortably... thus body becomes more accepting of looking at the ground from height. Everyone is different and these things take time to overcome, but anything is possible if you learn to overcome your phobias slowly. Hope some of that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant do that whistle with your finger and thumb together in your mouth thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't look over the railings in the marina, I get terrible vertigo and end up falling on my arse,I'm still trying to walk mumbles pier to....I've been trying for yrs....maybe now it's one again I will try it again but I get jelly legs and they just won't move!!!!
I jump off cliffs into water upto like 90ft. I've always been a climber and have been on routes in Canada and states that well...if fell given used to solo mostly (its the thrill seeker in me) would have fell 1000's of feet on most routes.
My advise to you would be start small and build up. Spend time with things like standing on a park bench and looking down at ground... go to swimming baths and stand on edge looking down at water. With help from a friend. Go to swimming baths and start jumping off side of pool into the water. Once master that confidently, ask for a starters block and start jumping off that into water, then build on moving on to the lowest diving board. Look up all the time and jump into water, do this lots as will build your confidence. Then start bringing eye level down. Don't look down right away at water. Work on this. With right support you could work up the heights on boards and in turn work on being able to look down. With regards to your pier...moving on..start spending time just on its edge or stay in middle, spend time in middle only never going near the edge to look down. Look out on horizon a lot though as will adapt your sensory awareness of being at a different height...what you should do is write yourself a plan and stick to it and work with it slowly...you could use walls in parks after park bench. Like start sitting on a small waist height wall and look down and build up wall height and standing and sitting comfortably... thus body becomes more accepting of looking at the ground from height. Everyone is different and these things take time to overcome, but anything is possible if you learn to overcome your phobias slowly. Hope some of that helps "
Thank you,.....great advice to....xxxx will keep this in mind .xxx |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
I can't whistle.
I can only wink with my right eye. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Write with my right hand "
Me either.
I cant do much with my right hand at all. |
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Read a map.
Know shit like...travel east...West facing garden... huh?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whistle or click my fingers!! |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Keep a boyfriend...im too spicy for 'em! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant juggle with 3 balls ! |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
I can ride a bike but getting a ride on fab is getting ridiculously hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't whistle, i have no idea why. |
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I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface  .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't ride a bike either xxx |
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By *rjimMan
over a year ago
nr bristol |
I can make a Belgian waffle...but have never made a Frenchman talk bollocks.
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"I can make a Belgian waffle...but have never made a Frenchman talk bollocks.
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There really should be a slight snigger emoji! |
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I can't kneel.... Fat legs and a knackered knee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cook omelettes |
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"Cook omelettes"
Me and my mum invented the scromlette
Starts out as an omelette, ends up as scrambled eggs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't swim and I can ride a bike BUT I can't turn back on myself - or as I said to my mates - I can't u turn . They found this hysterical |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't say "Clitheroe" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't say, when the red red Robin goes bob bob bobbing along without sounding like Jonathan ross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't swim, ride a bike or whistle. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bend my pinky without bending the finger next to it. |
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I cannot make my partner gush!!!
What makes it so bad is that many guys we have met at clubs and at private 4 somes have hit the right spot with their fingers and tongue as if by magic while I look on...but not me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't send attachments with emails. Been shown loads of tines and i still fuck it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't drive. Terrifies me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't whistle, make pastry or rollerskate (even though I can ice skate) |
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Make proper gravy.
Jayne can do it in the blink of an eye, but me... not a chance, fail every time. |
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I can't do a loud whistle without putting my fingers in my mouth. I can do the usual one to whistle a tune, but not the loud one.
Bloody hell, now you've got me trying to do an owl hoot too. Thanks for that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skateboard
But I've got this far in my life not being able to, think I can cope with the rest of what I have not mastering it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My math is pretty shocking. I see numbers and my brain just panics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up "
What are your best made up lyrics?
A mate of mine was in the car one day singing along to The Police with his lyrics:
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley I feel Sue Lawley.
Cracked me up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eat a doughnut without licking my lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cook omelettes
Me and my mum invented the scromlette
Starts out as an omelette, ends up as scrambled eggs lol "
Cheat with an omelette.
Once its in the pan. Cool away on a very low heat for a little while, as this is heating. Stick the grill on.
Then stick the frying pan (metal handle is best, or keep handle away fr heat). Cook the top of the omelette. If its a cheese one your doing, grate cheese onto top, then stick back under grill till melted, remove it and fold over one half using a flat spatula.. grill for about a minute then back on hob for minute on low heat.
Slide out off onto a plate.
Is how they do it in restaurants
And how I've always made an omelette with success. Hope that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up
What are your best made up lyrics?
A mate of mine was in the car one day singing along to The Police with his lyrics:
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley I feel Sue Lawley.
Cracked me up. "
I dunno really, my mates think it's hilarious but it used to drive the ex wife nuts, she can listen to a song once and know it word for word. I know one line to a million songs, the rest is just made up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't whistle, make pastry or rollerskate (even though I can ice skate) "
Roller skate as in four wheels?
Sounds like you would be able to blade with ease if can ice skate.. yet roller skating is four wheels each foot. I'm sure you be better suited to a single blade of wheels like your ice skates |
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"I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem."
That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.
That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls. "
Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.
They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.
I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.
Try fresh yeast over dried.
You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.
I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.
The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem
Hope that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My math is pretty shocking. I see numbers and my brain just panics."
Same here! When I was 12 I had a panic attack in a maths test and 4 years later when I was 19 it happened again |
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By *rp861Man
over a year ago
notts |
I cant behave appropriately!
Anyone struggling with pastries or doughs dm me. I can help you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cook omelettes"
See post above for omelette instructions |
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I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't remember why I've just walked into a room for something lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time "
Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic! |
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"I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.
That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls.
Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.
They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.
I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.
Try fresh yeast over dried.
You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.
I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.
The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem
Hope that helps"
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"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time
Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!"
No but I'll look it up |
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"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time
Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!
No but I'll look it up "
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By *adrMan
over a year ago
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"I can't ride a bike.
It's easy it's like having sex"
Only if you're cycling over cobblestones. |
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over a year ago
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I still can't drive. I'm 46 ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time
Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!
No but I'll look it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVPUIRGthI"
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
Can't adult sometimes
Whistle with my fingers |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.
That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls.
Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.
They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.
I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.
Try fresh yeast over dried.
You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.
I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.
The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem
Hope that helps
Thanks - I think a bread maker is probably *the* answer "
Or get the other half to make it |
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"I never learned to ride a bike.
I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface .
I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.
That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls.
Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.
They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.
I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.
Try fresh yeast over dried.
You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.
I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.
The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem
Hope that helps"
The problem isn't the yeast its us lol.
We have an enzyme in our skin that kills the yeast.
Me, my 2 sisters, mum, grandma, great grandmother, niece and nephew who is a highly respected chef. It makes no difference what kind of yeast we use the results are always the same. |
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Not be an emotional retard when I'm due on. Jeeez I can be a nob |
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By *reeMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
I've never been able to click my fingers! |
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over a year ago
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Whistle or dpbthat rolling thing with my tongue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't roller skate "
same here! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fit an ’easy fit’ screen protector guaranteed no bubbles
I now have a phone that looks like its coated in bubblewrap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't ever remember jokes. I start telling them and forget the punch line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't eat a kit Kat or Jaffa cake normally! Have to bite all the choc off around the edges first.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say no to JD and .
I tried, honest I did. |
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"I can't eat a kit Kat or Jaffa cake normally! Have to bite all the choc off around the edges first...."
Jaffa cakes mmmm I bite round the sides nibble all the chocolate off eat the orange bit then the cake.... I can't stop myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrange a threesome on here..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't click my fingers on my left hand, right hand yes left hand no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only have 1 drink |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I can't make a decent cup of tea anymore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say those three words.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say those three words.
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Fuck me, Estella?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't drink alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant click my fingers.
A drummer that cant click his fingers! Oh the shame
Wolf |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
For certain applications in Computers, I just freeze, then panic.
I've lost jobs at pre-interview, even at an interview when faced with a last minute presentation, because I couldn't work out what to do.
On a Basic learning computer skills course this year, I just scraped through the first week, but had to resit it 6 times!
Excel was the next mandatory section. I lasted three hours before I was removed after getting so worked up & in a severe panic! I could not complete the course!
A trainer suggested I have Computer Dyslexia, but he said he had never seen anyone with such hatred of PC's.
Yet, emails aren't a problem or posting via my phone.
And don't suggest the "Dummies" series of help books; they're a nightmare! |
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I can't remember names, or spot people I know in a group.... I have some kind of face blindless..... its really awkward sometimes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife. "
Same. But I can get them over a man's shoulders.  |
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By *shbishWoman
over a year ago
basingstoke |
I can't purrr like a pussy cat, but I love the sound |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing
Lol"
Bugger off |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing "
Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.
Not me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't go shopping without a list because I forget everything that I need. Not even walking passed the items triggers my memory."
Me too.. I'm scatterbrained |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty...."
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mind games.
I just think people are like me and act normally without sly ways.
I just don't see things coming and when I do I think what?
I just gave no perception for tricks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing
Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.
Not me "
Hahahaha piss off |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.
I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing
Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.
Not me
Hahahaha piss off "
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"Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty....
Me too "
Same here... or make a screech with two blades of grass between both thumbs |
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Can't ride a bike, swim or tie shoelaces the usual way. Can't sing or understand what music is about at all x just don't get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking to someone physically stunning.
Not sure if it's easy but everyone else seems to manage ok.
I self implode. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't watch/listen to argumentative shows like Jezza Kyle or Jeremy Vine. I just want to punch the "journalist", |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Do that bird sound where you clasp your hands together and blow between your thumbs. My other half does it just to make me jealous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't pat my head and rub my stomach |
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I can't resist a pair of sexy legs lol.
Also can't resist woman who says she wants to sit on my face lol.
Being serious I cannot iron. I have tried and tried to learn but I just cannot do it. |
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"Say those three words.
Fuck me, Estella?
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Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive missed the bleeding obvious here - and that's sleep - can i sleep a decent amout - can i eck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also can't do a handstand . Have really weak wrists . Even as as a child when I was the smallest in my class I couldn't hold my own weight up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't keep my big mouth shut.
I beat myself up over it. Not literally but I give myself serious talkings-to. Commenting on the Internet is like spitting into the ocean and hoping to turn the tide. There are better things to do with my time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dyspraxia is a pain. Literally.
I can't tell my left from my right which leads to trouble with directions, I can't do any sports and I can't get through a day without hurting myself in some way due to shit spatial awareness, and I struggle to pronounce certain letters and sounds... I couldn't pronounce specifically until last year for example. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, and I can't ride a bike but I did finally learn to swim when I was 14. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't be bothered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beat my nephew at Super Mario Kart |
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Apparently, walk down the stairs whilst carrying something. Thankfully the solid floor and wall broke my fall 
Sarah |
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Just realising, that I really can't paint the nails on my right had with my left! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can make gorgeous fresh bread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't blow my nose properly. My niece and nephew find this entirely hilarious. |
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"And I can't do burpees!"
Ditto!! |
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over a year ago
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Oh and I can't sing in tune ! I really envy people who can. |
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