"So you have a chance to save the world from nuclear war but you have to do a spit roast with Kim Jon Un and Trump. Do you do it? "
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"So you have a chance to save the world from nuclear war but you have to do a spit roast with Kim Jon Un and Trump. Do you do it? "
Yes. Trump sucks Kim and I'll fuck Trump good and proper with the largest strapon I can find.  |
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Oh come on ladies, you wouldn't let them grab ya by the Pyongyang to save all the kids and kittens? Kim just wants to detonate his little warhead in a willing participant for once and a cuddle to talk about his wish that he just had a nuclear family and could get away from it all. A country would be named after you. |
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"Oh come on ladies, you wouldn't let them grab ya by the Pyongyang to save all the kids and kittens? Kim just wants to detonate his little warhead in a willing participant for once and a cuddle to talk about his wish that he just had a nuclear family and could get away from it all. A country would be named after you."
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"So you have a chance to save the world from nuclear war but you have to do a spit roast with Kim Jon Un and Trump. Do you do it?
Yes. Trump sucks Kim and I'll fuck Trump good and proper with the largest strapon I can find. "
When life throws me lemons i'll give them to you. You know how to squeeze a meringue out of that bitch. |
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"So you have a chance to save the world from nuclear war but you have to do a spit roast with Kim Jon Un and Trump. Do you do it?
Yes. Trump sucks Kim and I'll fuck Trump good and proper with the largest strapon I can find.
When life throws me lemons i'll give them to you. You know how to squeeze a meringue out of that bitch. "
*takes a bow AND saves the world* |
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"So you have a chance to save the world from nuclear war but you have to do a spit roast with Kim Jon Un and Trump. Do you do it?
Yes. Trump sucks Kim and I'll fuck Trump good and proper with the largest strapon I can find.
When life throws me lemons i'll give them to you. You know how to squeeze a meringue out of that bitch.
*takes a bow AND saves the world*"
Nah, Kim blows it all to hell anyway but the world thanks you for fucking Trump in the ass and making him suck Kim off. The world still ends but you gave humanity closure. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Saving the planet...great idea...until you realise that you are left with the memory of shagging two of the biggest knobs in the world.
No amount of therapy will ever make that go away...  "
i have CTSD and a really bad memory, so don't mind taking one for the team.  |
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By *isaB45Woman
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"Saving the planet...great idea...until you realise that you are left with the memory of shagging two of the biggest knobs in the world.
No amount of therapy will ever make that go away...
i have CTSD and a really bad memory, so don't mind taking one for the team. "
...what a woman!
*kneels down, with utmost respect  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Saving the planet...great idea...until you realise that you are left with the memory of shagging two of the biggest knobs in the world.
No amount of therapy will ever make that go away...
i have CTSD and a really bad memory, so don't mind taking one for the team.
...what a woman!
*kneels down, with utmost respect "
lol, thanks.
trumps doing me from behind though, just in case.  |
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