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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dunno what queef is lol...accepting it tho!
person below me, practices fanny licking on fleshlites"
shit, must remember to switch my webcam off when i do that!
the person below me buys all there underwear slightly soiled off ebay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no defence to the above revelation and accept it with due aplomb
However, the person below reminds me of my great auntie Gerty who smelt of warm stale wee and chain smoked woodbines which she got in payment from guys down the docks for services rendered…..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits."
Its true
The person below me aslo does it too |
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"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.
Its true
The person below me aslo does it too"
But am proud about that.
The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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no different from welks really.
person below me thinks that posting about the person below them is gonna make themn feel better about themselves...but we all know its not gonna work u useless fud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's all true,,,and it's a habit I've tried hard to break
But its nowhere near as obscene as the person below me who was once caught licking a life sized picture of John McCirick the horse racing pundit, right bang smack in the area of his groin …….
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.
Its true
The person below me aslo does it too
But am proud about that.
The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed "
ok that did it for me bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  |
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"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.
Its true
The person below me aslo does it too
But am proud about that.
The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed
ok that did it for me bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "
Insult? that's a compliment, Ta
The person below me spends too much time on here, far too much
ps if it's Peti, i hope the Lambrinin was to your taste  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person below me spends too much time on here, far too much
ps if it's Peti, i hope the Lambrinin was to your taste "
I can't argue with that.... but its my time so raspppppp too you!!!
Anyway,,,,The person below was recently stopped in the street and informed by a stranger they were unwittingly wearing some dribbled food on their chin…..
So unfazed the person below duly used their shirt cuff attempting to wipe away the offending dribble…..
Having made this attempt the person below asked the stranger …. Has it gone? The stranger replied ,,,, no not that chin!!!! the other one !!!!….
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"not my fault bin raiding for food is such a messy lifestyle choice!
person below me, sucks vommit icepoles.....sickO"
especially the ones with crunchy carrot bits in
the person below loves t and brogues |
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"thats just ageist!
person below me has friends in their head...aye fuckin headlice!!!"
Well they are nice to me and I do share them with unsuspecting others 
Person below is now infested with me pals  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"thats just ageist!
person below me has friends in their head...aye fuckin headlice!!!
Well they are nice to me and I do share them with unsuspecting others
Person below is now infested with me pals "
and i thot that was u caressing my head as i licked u out!(itchy now lol)
person below me, can be found often can only get a bj/clit suck by capturing leeches
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a fair cop!!!
The person below temporarily lost all sphincter elasticity due to an unfortunate incident involving the person above me and a rather large carrot which they both then went on to eat without washing it or peeling it ……howZ about that!! |
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"Its a fair cop!!!
The person below temporarily lost all sphincter elasticity due to an unfortunate incident involving the person above me and a rather large carrot which they both then went on to eat without washing it or peeling it ……howZ about that!! "
and it really hurts and I have run out of loo roll mid flow
The person below insistes on licking clean the bottom of wheelie bins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well its great for the best pizza toppings!
the person below me,
is a marriedcheatingscumbagswingingabusivedetrimenttoswinging there i said it...hope ur proud of ursel...its the ones like u that ruin it for us all!!!!! |
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yeah and iam only pretending to be female... !! but hey the bjs are worth it..
the person below me is a slack arsed,sheep shagger, the only time your cock gets washed is when the sheep licks the cheese of it....
( omg its so hard to write insults...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"weak pelvic floor muscles
person below me stinks of urine and really should brush their teeth once in a while
Bitch!!! 
The person below looks like a caremalised female Dale Winton."
the person below me
sticks bananas up ones bottom |
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"who is bubble ??
And below me is a green skined fish who sucks for a living ?
( how poor is that ) "
needs must so the green skinned fish job is only temporary
The person below me needs to stop begging me for filthy sex with her twin sister |
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"who is bubble ??
And below me is a green skined fish who sucks for a living ?
( how poor is that )
needs must so the green skinned fish job is only temporary
The person below me needs to stop begging me for filthy sex with her twin sister "
geee ok... sorry...
the person below me likes to steal dirty used underwear from the floor of sex clubs and stuff them in their mouths..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cos ive a great juicy pair!
person below me wanks at bigbrother.
Titwanks. The person below me is gasping for breath.. "
Can think of worse ways to go.
The person below me leaves clubs looking like a plasterer's radio...
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The person below, takes it in every hole and says thanks. 