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What status update annoys you the most?
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Gone for a shit.... 
i might use this one next time i open my filters.  
I actually saw it used about 6 months back, it gave me a right good chuckle"
guessing they'd just had enough of fab by that point?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Damn you Mother Nature.'
'Time of the month.'
Etc
Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Damn you Mother Nature.'
'Time of the month.'
Etc
Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "
doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Skint till Fri hmm...what to do "
Posted on a monday usually from younger females  "
Makes me think they are pimping themselves out, particularly on a site like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Damn you Mother Nature.'
'Time of the month.'
Etc
Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy.
doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though "
Looking for someone who likes the Dolmio smile? |
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"'Damn you Mother Nature.'
'Time of the month.'
Etc
Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "
I do that, because I work a lot of weekends and we plan something for the weekend I am off and bang mother nature turns up a week early...
It pisses me off and it's me that posts it....Risky (m) |
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Bored!!! (not my fault)
Blah de blah de blah etc you know who you are. (Well inbox them as you have been doing all along)
Blah blah blah blocked (they can't read it)
The countdown to an event or night out. 7,6,5,4,3,2,1.....last night was so messy.
Damn you mother nature
Hungover
I could go on but that will do for now |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"'Damn you Mother Nature.'
'Time of the month.'
Etc
Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy.
doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though "
i usually hoped for that, got messages about anal and bjs instead so stopped putting that as a status. |
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Ones along the line of 'Are there any genuine people on here?' .... which, translated, almost certainly means 'Why will no-one meet me, wah'.
And similarly, the kind which make sweeping generalisations, of any sort, but, for example 'The women here are all up themselves' which strangely enough also almost certainly translates as 'Why will no-one meet me, wah'
Of course, I'm sure statuses like that prompt a sudden influx of sympathy messages from genuine and *not* up themselves women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*shrugs*
Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*shrugs*
Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. .."
Status updated! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*shrugs*
Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. .."
Half tempted to change mine now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*shrugs*
Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. ..
Status updated!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or just going have a bath n bed early.
Its not Facebook lol"
You'd think it was. Some give you a full update of what they are / have been up to and who with. Even what's for dinner!  Yawn!!! |
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"Fancy going to (insert name of swingers club) tonight, who wants to take me.
Fuck off, get a taxi, ya prick teasing skinflint."
I replied to one of these; sent a nice message, explaining it was my first club visit so I would be quite nervous, but up for a chat, even included my face pic. Said person read my email, didn't reply, clocked me in the club later, and ignored me. Not the all-welcoming friendly ambience I was led to expect |
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"Thanks for today, you know who you are.
Obviously, fucking tell them, don't put it on yer status. I don't know who they are and couldn't give a shit."
Actually they've said that cause they've actually forgotten who it was and is hoping for a reply to work it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who say please send a face picture..and never reply.."
Are they obliged to then??!
Statuses moaning xxxx has blocked them and having a rant at them. They won't see it, they've blocked you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones that state their site support is running out and that the guys won't be able to see their photos any longer if it does
They're just after some mug to pay it for them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only ones I read are those of people on our friends list, since none of them are idiots or arseholes, their occasional status updates tend to be benign enough, occasionally humorous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for today, you know who you are.
Obviously, fucking tell them, don't put it on yer status. I don't know who they are and couldn't give a shit.
Actually they've said that cause they've actually forgotten who it was and is hoping for a reply to work it out"
Haha that is probably true in some cases you know  |
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"When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.
Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate
This
Even worse when they know you got the feels for them. Ha! "
Or not been online for days n then block u! (Sigh) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm bored of this place"
"All you guys have to try harder"
"Oh I'm about to have such a great shag"
"Oh that was such a great shag"
"Oh that was such a shite shag"
"My mailbox is getting empty" |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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My balls need emptying! - Fuck off and have a wank
What a great meet, you know who you are - No you have no verifications and your speaking shite!
Who wants sucked now? Ready and waiting - I thought you were straight |
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