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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im to much of a prude to be on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lies methinks the lady is telling

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Lies methinks the lady is telling "
not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

I've thought that often.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't approve of unnecessariness either.

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

2nd leaving thread this week?

Just stay for the forums

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Me either!

Or at least I don't wank with an audience

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Quite right.

Far too much smut here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can be whatever you want to on here though. Even a nun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Then stick to the forums for the social element

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im to much of a prude to be on here"

I'm to much of a prune to be on here

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol "

couldnt possibly have been me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im to much of a prude to be on here

I'm to much of a prune to be on here "

Only as old as your knees feel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!"

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke "

either way its funny as fuck

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me "

Lol oh trust me... it was lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me

Lol oh trust me... it was lol "

ive quietened down with age

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me

Lol oh trust me... it was lol ive quietened down with age"

Lol yes so have I .... honesty lol

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!!

I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me

Lol oh trust me... it was lol ive quietened down with age"

Lol yes so have I .... honesty lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im glad i was empty handed reading that - i have anew laptop

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

I know the feeling .. have to be so careful not to get any liquids on a new key board .....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Try harder

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

A paragon on virtue thats what i am

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"A paragon on virtue thats what i am"

A thesaurus is what I need now lol

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"A paragon on virtue thats what i am"

I'm sure if I did some meticulous green arrowing, I could dig up some dirt on you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"A paragon on virtue thats what i am

I'm sure if I did some meticulous green arrowing, I could dig up some dirt on you "

ha ive already had some on this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just read this someone call 999

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just read this someone call 999 "
what you trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck "

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! "

I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! "

I'm still unsure whether is pretend or proper ranty. I nearly pee'd myself tho before I hid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say "

Shall i show everyone how prude you are

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

Loose lips sink ships ...

Amongst other things lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say

Shall i show everyone how prude you are "

Behave. Im crying laughing now

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By *omis.69Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say

Shall i show everyone how prude you are Behave. Im crying laughing now"

Do it do it do it do it lol

Forgot the words now lol

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By *ogerNesszonesMan  over a year ago

Northern England


"Im to much of a prude to be on here"

Naaa. It's yet another one of them there "look at me" threads. Well, it certainly worked like a charm on me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears "

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut.............

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut............."

well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo "

Green arrow not required after all. That's it right there. Well done Basil

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo

Green arrow not required after all. That's it right there. Well done Basil

"

Get you. Basking in your glory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo "

He enters the room, head down, sheepishly as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Yes my name is.......... He rushes to the corner of the room cock in hand and sits on the chair waiting for the action to begin. Carrot anyone he shouts with eyes wide shouts. Fuck it bitch, ooops. He retracts the statement, suck it bitch, oh fuck. He is getting excited kiss, kiss. End.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

AND i noticed not one white knight came to defend my honour. Wankers

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"AND i noticed not one white knight came to defend my honour. Wankers"

suck it up

As Mr Luvva Man would say, ting dun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"AND i noticed not one white knight came to defend my honour. Wankers

suck it up

As Mr Luvva Man would say, ting dun

"

Pmsl

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice"

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do what I do and fuck.

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Im to much of a prude to be on here"
no you ain't....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight "

oh yes about that as well

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't...."
dont you start

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight "

The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope "

Oh really

Would you like to start the thread again OP

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope

Oh really

Would you like to start the thread again OP "

i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start "
start what

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Don't worry; you're among good company

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what "
arnt you supposed to be doing something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice"

Why do you keep inviting me over then

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what arnt you supposed to be doing something"
like what????

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then "

you can sleep with the cats

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what arnt you supposed to be doing something like what???? "
wanker

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope

Oh really

Would you like to start the thread again OP i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it"

Alcohol involved Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats"

Oooh are you giving me pussies

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope

Oh really

Would you like to start the thread again OP i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it

Alcohol involved Miss

"

no. It was the middle of the bloody afternoon

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies "

im writing all this down0

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0"

What for

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Nor do we, doesn't make you a prude, it just means that you have higher standards in our book.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0

What for "

do you really want me to have to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0

What for do you really want me to have to say "

Dare ya

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0

What for do you really want me to have to say

Dare ya "

next time i got your cock in my mouth im going to seductively slide my hand under the pillow and pull out my little black book and i shall read it as ive got my teeth next to your cock. Dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats

Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0

What for do you really want me to have to say

Dare ya next time i got your cock in my mouth im going to seductively slide my hand under the pillow and pull out my little black book and i shall read it as ive got my teeth next to your cock. Dear "

Pmsl you said you were a prude !!!!!

Kinky bitch

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

Nor do we, doesn't make you a prude, it just means that you have higher standards in our book."

Then I guess our standards are in between but we do have a good selection of different photos at least

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice

Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats"

Hang on he will corrupt miss noisy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

"

Try mumsnet, might be more up your street

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!"

Wow!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke "

Me neither lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck.

Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed.

This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No.

I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say.

Good riddance and good bye!!!

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck

I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears

Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??

Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!

Tut, tut............."

Better look you up when I'm in Manchester at the weekend lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.

Try mumsnet, might be more up your street "

there brutal in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeeeez , You still here ()

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Jeeeez , You still here ()"
yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Jeeeez , You still here ()yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet "

Is mumsnet really brutal

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Jeeeez , You still here ()yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet

Is mumsnet really brutal "

have you ever looked at their forums?. Its good entertainment i wouldnt dare post on there

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Jeeeez , You still here ()yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet

Is mumsnet really brutal have you ever looked at their forums?. Its good entertainment i wouldnt dare post on there"

a while back. If I remember right there are abbreviations like Dd for darling daughter blah blah.

Nah not my scene

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