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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would ask a couples profile to send a pic of them both together; him with a banana up his arse and her eating it. If they didn't give in to my demands they would be branded fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?"
if she can't do a headstand on concrete i'm not interested |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're fully verified and if we were asked to start holding props and sending photos you'd be told to piss off in polite terms  "
I'd actually be impressed if we even get that from this profile 
As I stated above, trusted forumites are all we really converse with... you guys are far to individual to be anything other than what you say you are ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would ask a couples profile to send a pic of them both together; him with a banana up his arse and her eating it. If they didn't give in to my demands they would be branded fake. "
Lacey...... lube me up baby  |
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?"
We had a message yesterday from someone sounding not too dissimilar to the lady you described, verified pic & meet, and I still doubted her genuineness, partly because we never get messages from hot unicorns!
Not much I could do though as i don't really think it's fair to make someone jump through hoops like that, we certainly wouldn't do that for someone if they asked us to, so I've just taken her as genuine and seeing how it plays out through chat.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?
We had a message yesterday from someone sounding not too dissimilar to the lady you described, verified pic & meet, and I still doubted her genuineness, partly because we never get messages from hot unicorns!
Not much I could do though as i don't really think it's fair to make someone jump through hoops like that, we certainly wouldn't do that for someone if they asked us to, so I've just taken her as genuine and seeing how it plays out through chat.
Mr"
Jumping through hoops is actually good fun and we wouldn't hesitate if it was someone we'd contacted first because we were genuinely interested in them.
Hope it works out for you guys
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?"
If you were happy with her veri's then why ask for personalised pics, it makes a mockery of the point of being verified, surely. If everybody asked for that people would spend all day with a finger up their nose or standing on one left with a banana up their arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lol brilliant!...
On another note anyone can get verified... People who are committed to lying won't think twice about getting a mate to verify them so they're not particularly trustworthy... just an indication that some people take things more seriously than others perhaps?! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?
If you were happy with her veri's then why ask for personalised pics, it makes a mockery of the point of being verified, surely. If everybody asked for that people would spend all day with a finger up their nose or standing on one left with a banana up their arse."
... because I can.
It'd be a small price to pay to spend a day with a finger up my nose standing on one leg With a banana up my arse for one night with me and Lacey. |
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I know I wouldn't do it. I also get the "need to talk on the phone to prove you're really a woman" messages. I hate talking on the phone and will not do this. If my veris aren't proof enough then tough. (Yes I have most hidden at present but if I was actually looking for meets I'd have more on display). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol brilliant!...
On another note anyone can get verified... People who are committed to lying won't think twice about getting a mate to verify them so they're not particularly trustworthy... just an indication that some people take things more seriously than others perhaps?! X"
This we found out in our early days.
It's a harsh world out there.
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a fake who doesn't actually meet
Oh good, cause when we prove that statement untrue you'll have no choice but to bed with us  "
You two always trying to get me into bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol brilliant!...
On another note anyone can get verified... People who are committed to lying won't think twice about getting a mate to verify them so they're not particularly trustworthy... just an indication that some people take things more seriously than others perhaps?! X
This we found out in our early days.
It's a harsh world out there.
Xx"
As long as out there doesn't change inside me I'm fine with whatever peeps get up to lol.. Bloody have to be fine with it as I can't make everyone play nice unfortunately.... If I could I'd probably start insisting everyone sticks a banana up their ass and clap like a seal for my amusement before deciding what to do with them... Lol or something to that effect xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know I wouldn't do it. I also get the "need to talk on the phone to prove you're really a woman" messages. I hate talking on the phone and will not do this. If my veris aren't proof enough then tough. (Yes I have most hidden at present but if I was actually looking for meets I'd have more on display). "
Each to their own lady.
We don't do talking on the phone either.
The fact that you have multiple veris to display would usually be enough to convince us anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?"
You can't really get a feel for them until you get your hands on them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a fake who doesn't actually meet
Oh good, cause when we prove that statement untrue you'll have no choice but to bed with us
You two always trying to get me into bed "
If at first you don't succeed, try try try try again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol brilliant!...
On another note anyone can get verified... People who are committed to lying won't think twice about getting a mate to verify them so they're not particularly trustworthy... just an indication that some people take things more seriously than others perhaps?! X
This we found out in our early days.
It's a harsh world out there.
Xx
As long as out there doesn't change inside me I'm fine with whatever peeps get up to lol.. Bloody have to be fine with it as I can't make everyone play nice unfortunately.... If I could I'd probably start insisting everyone sticks a banana up their ass and clap like a seal for my amusement before deciding what to do with them... Lol or something to that effect xx"
Chuck us a fish |
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We certainly wouldn't do anything with a banana unless it was on an actual meet
I can see why you asked what you did , but we would be pretty damn pissed of if anyone asked us for anything like that .
Nor would we ask someone else to do it , if in doubt you're gut instinct is usually right . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to think I have most areas covered in my pic's "
I don't know.... some of your areas are rather uncovered in many of them
An excellent selection |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to think I have most areas covered in my pic's
I don't know.... some of your areas are rather uncovered in many of them
An excellent selection "
I'll take that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We certainly wouldn't do anything with a banana unless it was on an actual meet
I can see why you asked what you did , but we would be pretty damn pissed of if anyone asked us for anything like that .
Nor would we ask someone else to do it , if in doubt you're gut instinct is usually right . "
Yes, wouldn't normally but cabin fever waiting for the rain to pass took over.
I quite liked the brains suggestion above for the banana up the chuf and get Lacey to nibble it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?"
Why don't you use filters to save on spam?x |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"We certainly wouldn't do anything with a banana unless it was on an actual meet
I can see why you asked what you did , but we would be pretty damn pissed of if anyone asked us for anything like that .
Nor would we ask someone else to do it , if in doubt you're gut instinct is usually right . "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We certainly wouldn't do anything with a banana unless it was on an actual meet
I can see why you asked what you did , but we would be pretty damn pissed of if anyone asked us for anything like that .
Nor would we ask someone else to do it , if in doubt you're gut instinct is usually right .
Yes, wouldn't normally but cabin fever waiting for the rain to pass took over.
I quite liked the brains suggestion above for the banana up the chuf and get Lacey to nibble it "
In that case naked under an umbrella outisde in the rain whilst giving a blow job I don't care who's holding it |
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"I like to think I have most areas covered in my pic's
I don't know.... some of your areas are rather uncovered in many of them
An excellent selection "
If you stick a banana in your pussy, I'll cum round and eat it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?
Why don't you use filters to save on spam?x"
Where's the fun in that !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few live pics exchanged on Kik usually does the trick but trust your gut
We don't got kik 
Kik is for real wankers."
I use Kik and I,m not a wanker thanks, I just don't like giving out my phone number or going to the expense of having a fab phone XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We certainly wouldn't do anything with a banana unless it was on an actual meet
I can see why you asked what you did , but we would be pretty damn pissed of if anyone asked us for anything like that .
Nor would we ask someone else to do it , if in doubt you're gut instinct is usually right .
Yes, wouldn't normally but cabin fever waiting for the rain to pass took over.
I quite liked the brains suggestion above for the banana up the chuf and get Lacey to nibble it
In that case naked under an umbrella outisde in the rain whilst giving a blow job I don't care who's holding it "
I'll put that to Lacey.... I think I can guess the response though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to think I have most areas covered in my pic's
I don't know.... some of your areas are rather uncovered in many of them
An excellent selection
If you stick a banana in your pussy, I'll cum round and eat it lol "
Peeled or unpeeled? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few live pics exchanged on Kik usually does the trick but trust your gut
We don't got kik
Kik is for real wankers.
I use Kik and I,m not a wanker thanks, I just don't like giving out my phone number or going to the expense of having a fab phone XXX"
You must be the one of the only members of fab that doesn't wank xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's hard to tell - if I had that I think I would be having a heart attack
Even the guys don't message me lol  "
Try putting up some fruit based pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?"
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
You can't really get a feel for them until you get your hands on them "
Haha this is true! That's my fingers typing before my brain engages |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive. "
as real as I'll ever be
And thank you for the compliment miss my little cheeks have brightened up a treat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive. "
Ps your profile though! Just wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow"
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really confused with this thread.
Where does this banana go now?"
You put the banana in your bum, I'd recommend a new banana, one that's quite firm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really confused with this thread.
Where does this banana go now?
You put the banana in your bum, I'd recommend a new banana, one that's quite firm. "
I'm in the office, I have an apple, that's not going to work is it? |
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!"
Do you need a milkshake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!
Do you need a milkshake? "
I think I'm alright, I am sorry, I was an absolute dickhead, so embarrassed |
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!
Do you need a milkshake?
I think I'm alright, I am sorry, I was an absolute dickhead, so embarrassed "
Stop it. It's fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really confused with this thread.
Where does this banana go now?
You put the banana in your bum, I'd recommend a new banana, one that's quite firm.
I'm in the office, I have an apple, that's not going to work is it?"
Look on the bright side, it's not a pineapple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would really like to see some banana photos. "
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bananas&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzpfjWmsrVAhXBXhoKHWPmCJoQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=659 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!"
Oi you.
This is a very serious thread ... no bloody flirting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!"
You have a deal miss
Will be later though as I'm traveling at the moment and sadly I'm sorry officer I was taking photos of the little man doesn't cut it in a road traffic accident interview... not that replying to threads would either mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't got a banana or bread with me or at home
Must be fake.."
It's ok just pop down the local shop and snap yourself with them, you don't even need to purchase just pop them back on the shelf after.
Could you pick up a nice bottle of red for our subsequent meet while you're there please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!
You have a deal miss
Will be later though as I'm traveling at the moment and sadly I'm sorry officer I was taking photos of the little man doesn't cut it in a road traffic accident interview... not that replying to threads would either mind "
When you say little man exactly how little are we talking? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanting me to do circus tricks would get blocked. If they dont think im real. Tough. Im not that desperate for a shag"
Ok.
I bet you can juggle though!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm really confused with this thread.
Where does this banana go now?
You put the banana in your bum, I'd recommend a new banana, one that's quite firm.
I'm in the office, I have an apple, that's not going to work is it?"
Works for me pal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone wanting me to do circus tricks would get blocked. If they dont think im real. Tough. Im not that desperate for a shag
Ok.
I bet you can juggle though!
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See now I understand how important it is for aunthenticity to be proved so I'm happy to take pictures of myself and send them instantly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a minute I thought this thread was going to be about how do people eat their creme eggs...
Yeah, I nearly did that instead "
I just bite the end off, ram my tongue in and hope for the best.
Now, about creme eggs... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tbh witg the amount of verifications and pics I can show now if being genuine is ever questioned I tend to delete and move on... Unless they are fun things of course then why the hell not lol
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Impressive resume
Fun things are usually trouble though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really confused with this thread.
Where does this banana go now?
You put the banana in your bum, I'd recommend a new banana, one that's quite firm.
I'm in the office, I have an apple, that's not going to work is it?
Works for me pal "
Yeah? But I don't fancy the eating part though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm now going to insist that every man wanks on Skype for me, whilst calling me mistress and fucking themselves with a banana. "
Glad something positive has come of my very serious thread.
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm now going to insist that every man wanks on Skype for me, whilst calling me mistress and fucking themselves with a banana. "
Only if you call me monkey boy X |
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"I'm not that arsed I'll chat to anyone after all you can't really get a feel for someone until you've spoken to them right?
Are you real cos you've got the kind of chin and face bones that I find attractive.
Ps your profile though! Just wow
Thanks, step into my office, send me some penis pictures if you want? On the flop and with wind in the sail, tit for tat I'll send you something back!
You have a deal miss
Will be later though as I'm traveling at the moment and sadly I'm sorry officer I was taking photos of the little man doesn't cut it in a road traffic accident interview... not that replying to threads would either mind
When you say little man exactly how little are we talking?"
Well.... all will be revealed soon |
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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago
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We try to keep messages brief on here.
To be honest we tend to use the site to arrange club meets.
Any chatting and getting to know each other can be done at the club.
That way, if they aren't who they say they are, it doesn't matter - we're at a swingers club,and we haven't wasted months talking to trucker Dave from Cardiff.
We would never guarantee a play meet with anyone until we've met in person. But the club is a perfect hosting place for us.
If they don't want to meet at a club, then we pass them. We probably miss out sometimes - but sending dozens of messages and spending months getting to know you really isn't our thing. A physical attraction and good company is enough. You can find that our in minutes at the club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?
Why don't you use filters to save on spam?x
Where's the fun in that !! "
Oh I didn't realise replying to 90% of your messages with no thanks was fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We've been through a long spate of just replying ' not interested thanks x' to the daily spam in our inbox as 90% of mail that's not from a trusted forumite is just that ....spam.
Having a little time on my hands today due to the weather I decided to reply to a nicely worded message we received from a very attractive single bi-fem, nice face pic attached, 7 month old profile, verified both pic and meet.
My question is this :
was it unreasonable of me to ask for a personalised picture before we engage with her, full body and face holding a fresh banana in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other ?
What would you ask for ?
Why don't you use filters to save on spam?x
Where's the fun in that !!
Oh I didn't realise replying to 90% of your messages with no thanks was fun! "
It's the other 10% that generate the fun, besides which I'm very easily amused.
At no point have I moaned about receiving spam, it's always nice to receive messages even if they're not from people we'd potentially like to meet x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We try to keep messages brief on here.
To be honest we tend to use the site to arrange club meets.
Any chatting and getting to know each other can be done at the club.
That way, if they aren't who they say they are, it doesn't matter - we're at a swingers club,and we haven't wasted months talking to trucker Dave from Cardiff.
We would never guarantee a play meet with anyone until we've met in person. But the club is a perfect hosting place for us.
If they don't want to meet at a club, then we pass them. We probably miss out sometimes - but sending dozens of messages and spending months getting to know you really isn't our thing. A physical attraction and good company is enough. You can find that our in minutes at the club. "
Sounds like you guys have it nailed.
Perhaps if we continue to pursue the lifestyle we'll try clubs in the future |
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"Tbh witg the amount of verifications and pics I can show now if being genuine is ever questioned I tend to delete and move on... Unless they are fun things of course then why the hell not lol
Impressive resume
Fun things are usually trouble though "
No way, if its fun just do it anyway... That should be everyones ethos lol. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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OP, if you were thoughtful and sent your photo request at around lunch time then they'd have the makings for a tasty banana sandwich - so not unreasonable at all. Unless you sent it at tea time; in which case, that sucks, sandwiches are not an ideal evening meal! |
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