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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red 
Gosh! 
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry "
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water! |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water! "
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable "
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all.
Where's Jim? Late again?
What will his excuse be tonight? 
I have been at work 2 hours, first shift of 5 nights."
Bless him, think he's having a well deserved night off. Hope your shift goes well!  |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning "
Do i open a 4th |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Evening all.
Where's Jim? Late again?
What will his excuse be tonight?
I have been at work 2 hours, first shift of 5 nights.
Bless him, think he's having a well deserved night off. Hope your shift goes well! "
Thank you. All ok so far, full hotel and everyone in their rooms. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th "
Might as well, get it over with in one go! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all.
Where's Jim? Late again?
What will his excuse be tonight?
I have been at work 2 hours, first shift of 5 nights.
Bless him, think he's having a well deserved night off. Hope your shift goes well!
Thank you. All ok so far, full hotel and everyone in their rooms."
Ah, that's good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go! "
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead |
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"Evening
Evening princess, howz you? "
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead "
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier "
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet! |
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"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet! "
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling" |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet!
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling""
yo do that my darling |
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"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight! "
Where's he hiding? |
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"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight! "
Ahh the old chitchat.. just for info I'm chilled out but havent yet crawled under the duvet..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet!
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling""
If I skip to the loo I become incontinent! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?"
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Ahh the old chitchat.. just for info I'm chilled out but havent yet crawled under the duvet..lol"
I'm under mine! |
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"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone.... "
That's too funny! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet!
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling"
If I skip to the loo I become incontinent! "
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"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet!
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling"
If I skip to the loo I become incontinent! "
Become, I practically am. I'm considering just getting a she-wee and a bucket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it! "
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone....
That's too funny!"
It wasn't funny at the time...I felt really silly, its like I said, at the time, it's like being invited to a fancy dress party and you're the only one they've told its fancy dress and you turn up dressed as a banana, not a good look! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters."
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening
Evening princess, howz you?
Skipping round the house with a spring in my step. Might hang from the chandelier in a moment.
Of course that's a big fat lie, I'm on the sofa under my duvet and I barely have a light bulb let alone a chandelier
Oh bless you, I had visions of you skipping around....now you've gone and spoiled it. Never mind snuggle up under your warm duvet!
I do need a wee... I may just "skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling"
If I skip to the loo I become incontinent!
Become, I practically am. I'm considering just getting a she-wee and a bucket "
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"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone....
That's too funny!
It wasn't funny at the time...I felt really silly, its like I said, at the time, it's like being invited to a fancy dress party and you're the only one they've told its fancy dress and you turn up dressed as a banana, not a good look! "
I'm laughing even more now! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone....
That's too funny!
It wasn't funny at the time...I felt really silly, its like I said, at the time, it's like being invited to a fancy dress party and you're the only one they've told its fancy dress and you turn up dressed as a banana, not a good look!
I'm laughing even more now!"
Be careful, you'll need another wee..... Oh bugger, I need one now, that's what happens when I talk about wees......! |
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"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone....
That's too funny!
It wasn't funny at the time...I felt really silly, its like I said, at the time, it's like being invited to a fancy dress party and you're the only one they've told its fancy dress and you turn up dressed as a banana, not a good look!
I'm laughing even more now!
Be careful, you'll need another wee..... Oh bugger, I need one now, that's what happens when I talk about wees......! "
Even worse if there's a tap running |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello hello
'Lo
Doffs cap... hope you are well? Not too early am I? lol
I'm very well. No you're not too early,we're just having a little informal chit chat, amongst ourselves, as we have no Jim tonight!
Where's he hiding?
I don't know. He started a hide and seek game the other day and I was hidden under the dining room table for half an hour and they all moved into a different forum, so maybe he's playing that game again, but hasn't told anyone....
That's too funny!
It wasn't funny at the time...I felt really silly, its like I said, at the time, it's like being invited to a fancy dress party and you're the only one they've told its fancy dress and you turn up dressed as a banana, not a good look!
I'm laughing even more now!
Be careful, you'll need another wee..... Oh bugger, I need one now, that's what happens when I talk about wees......!
Even worse if there's a tap running "
I know!....Tut...hubby is in the shower now....  ...hold on...need another one..I'll be up all night now! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Looks like we're the last 2 standing, princess. I'm off to sleep now. Na night, sweet dreams. xx
Night, i was just popping on to say the same! Sweet dreams. Don't piss the bed. "
Haha!!! try not to, got my tena pants on now, anyway xx |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx"
Ouch |
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch "
Keeping quiet |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch "
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING! "
Feel almost human again |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING!
Feel almost human again "
Excellent, so what are you drinking tonight? |
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING!
Feel almost human again
Excellent, so what are you drinking tonight? "
Haven't decided yet, might just do beer tomight |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING!
Feel almost human again
Excellent, so what are you drinking tonight?
Haven't decided yet, might just do beer tomight "
Ok! Catch up with you later, to see how it's going |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening, I may be a bit squiffy, currently half way through my 3rd bottle of red
Gosh!
I think I may regret this in 6/7 hours, I might even cry
Oh no! Stop now, drink lots of water!
I don't think there is enough water in the world to avoid the inevitable
Oh well, at least you know what's coming in the morning
Do i open a 4th
Might as well, get it over with in one go!
I.have decided against a 4th bottle and opened the vodka instead
Oh god! You're giving me an 'eadache thinking about it!
I'm throwing the towel in. Goodnight fabsters.
Goodnight, hope your hangover is not too bad in the morning! xx
Ouch
Sssssh.....((mrmonkey has a hangover)).....MORNING!
Feel almost human again
Excellent, so what are you drinking tonight?
Haven't decided yet, might just do beer tomight
Ok! Catch up with you later, to see how it's going "
I've already started |
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